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Old 09-03-2020, 01:59 AM   #1
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Default Public defecation spikes due to public bathroom closures

It used to be you could always find a bathroom wherever you are. But since places like fast food restaurants are mostly closing dining in, and other places are closing early or closing altogether, I've had to resort to using back alleys, behind dumpsters, in parking lots and car wash bays. I can't be the only one with this problem. Can politicians or community leaders do something to help?
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Old 09-03-2020, 02:04 AM   #2
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It used to be you could always find a bathroom wherever you are. But since places like fast food restaurants are mostly closing dining in, and other places are closing early or closing altogether, I've had to resort to using back alleys, behind dumpsters, in parking lots and car wash bays. I can't be the only one with this problem. Can politicians or community leaders do something to help?
I know you are just being a smartass, but just go buy some depends and sit on your shit and enjoy it. You obviously think of it a lot.
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Old 09-03-2020, 02:15 AM   #3
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I know you are just being a smartass, but just go buy some depends and sit on your shit and enjoy it. You obviously think of it a lot.
Listen here, Lucas McCoon. There is one place I don't like to shit, and that's in my pants. If I have to drop a deuce outside since I can't go to McDonald's, starbucks or whatever, so be it.
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Old 09-03-2020, 02:28 AM   #4
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Listen here, Lucas McCoon. There is one place I don't like to shit, and that's in my pants. If I have to drop a deuce outside since I can't go to McDonald's, starbucks or whatever, so be it.
That's called a "you problem". I do my three S's to start my day - shit, shower and shave and I'm done. If you need to shit all of the time, go see a doctor, Mr. Turd.

Anyway, I know this thread is nonsense so whatever. You have fun with it, Turd. What reasonable person wouldn't love to discuss being deprived of taking a shit at a fast food place and being forced to take a shit in alleys? That's completely normal to nobody.
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Old 09-03-2020, 04:58 AM   #5
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Well, his name is "Turd."
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Old 09-03-2020, 06:08 AM   #6
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Quite literally-- every gas station has stayed open.. including their restrooms.
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Old 09-03-2020, 08:23 AM   #7
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Default San Fran Nan's turd saturation, aka parity

While the same could be said of dirt on your car, I think it may also be a factor in San Fran Nan's hood: Eventually, you get to the saturation point where any new turd that lands on the space, causes another one to fall off of it.
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Old 09-03-2020, 08:26 AM   #8
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Thank san Fran nan for the public health issue she created - and ignores to inflict her shit on teh Public.

Try taking a dump in front of San Fran nan's walled mansion - and see what happens

She and her criminal DPST's are hypocritical as hell.
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Old 09-03-2020, 08:50 AM   #9
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Old 09-03-2020, 08:51 AM   #10
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It used to be you could always find a bathroom wherever you are. But since places like fast food restaurants are mostly closing dining in, and other places are closing early or closing altogether, I've had to resort to using back alleys, behind dumpsters, in parking lots and car wash bays. I can't be the only one with this problem. Can politicians or community leaders do something to help?



Save some money and get some indoor plumbing for your double wide
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Old 09-03-2020, 09:05 AM   #12
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mm - Best get some real medical insurance - not government Peosi/Schumer Care - for teh public pandemics of infectious disease - typhus, diphtheria, cholera - caused by the intentional infliction of a public health care disaster by teh criminal DPST's .
It happened/'happens in the LA skid row - due to absent sanitation - and refusal of elected officials to provide such for the homeless they invited into the city - are forced to defecate publicly because of a deliberate withholding of porta potties and sanitation.

Typhus is rampant - as are other diseases unheard of for decades.



Thanks to your friendly local criminal DPST leadership!


living in a burrow is not protection against infectious diseases transmitted by criminal DPST willfull and knowing elected officials.
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Old 09-03-2020, 06:23 PM   #13
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Live in the suburbs
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Live in the suburbs

what suburb is "minutes from downtown"? you sound like a "Oak Cliff" kinda guy ..







asking for the hell of it
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what suburb is "minutes from downtown"? you sound like a "Oak Cliff" kinda guy ..







asking for the hell of it

Hell.. on a bad day.. even Oak Cliff isn't "minutes from downtown" LOL
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