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Unique_Carpenter · 12-12-2021, 11:53 AM

So this little guy shows up at the barn yesterday afternoon with a Semi-truck loaded with 5 tons of coal. In bags, on multiple skids.
Asks to hide that out by the back gravel drive that has night lights on both sides.
Me: Hide it? It's 5 tons.
Little guy says: It's on the list. Btw, one bag goes to just one gal. We'll have other folks stop by to break down the rest into smaller packages.
Me: Whatever. Do you want the Vet on standby again?
Little guy: Yes, but don't you want to know who the one large bag is for?
Me: No, you've also checked the list a second time right? Besides I have a good idea who it's for.
Little guy: With an elfish giggle, says: You're prob right. Throw a trap over the stuff for now.
Me: Right.

So here's the question for you all:
Who do you think the one gal is?
Gal's can name themselves.

Boredinop · 12-12-2021, 12:12 PM

An east coast gal that's currently in KC.......almost forgot, and off the clock.

Unique_Carpenter · 12-12-2021, 12:21 PM

Nope, but she pouted about that.
It's someone most KC is familiar with.

ElumEno · 12-12-2021, 06:56 PM

I'm going to guess a Southern Gal that has warmed the loins of many all over the country,

yet through mastering the art of Kegel exercises can still turn lumps of coil into a girls best friend!

Unique_Carpenter · 12-12-2021, 08:21 PM

Lol,
Maybe,
But you gotta name her

DallasRain · 12-12-2021, 08:41 PM

hmmmmmm maybe ME lol

i actually got a stocking w coal in it last year
a gag gift from my kids lol

yourdesire · 12-12-2021, 08:54 PM

It's miss DR

Unique_Carpenter · 12-13-2021, 03:50 AM

And the ladies take the win.
Merry xmas Dee.
Emphasis on the "X"

oldman49 · 12-13-2021, 11:24 AM

Maybe the rest of the coal should go to Vishal Garg. The CEO of Better.com that fired 900 of his employees via Zoom. A real "A" hole

Unique_Carpenter · 12-13-2021, 11:46 AM

Let's be careful of thread drift.

But, he's hiding cause his chairman sent him home. So the count is 901.

malwoody · 12-13-2021, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boredinop

An east coast gal that's currently in KC.......almost forgot, and off the clock.

Be careful slick, you could get RTMd for taunting.

Unique_Carpenter · 12-13-2021, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malwoody

Be careful slick, you could get RTMd for taunting.

Come on mw, it was a good guess.
Zero points for a complete miss though.

DallasRain · 12-13-2021, 02:24 PM

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Unique_Carpenter · 12-14-2021, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DallasRain

Santa's gonna have a broken wrist when he leaves Missouri.