calories burned during sex...
I found this on another board and thought it was cute......
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Calories Burned During Sex:
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... ..........12 Calories
Without her consent....................... ....2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands......................... ......... 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... ..........12 Calories
With your teeth......................... ........485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...................... ............6 Calories
Without an erection...................... .....3,315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.................... ...............12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... .....78 Calories
69 standing up............................ ..812 Calories
Wheelbarrow................... .............216 Calories
Doggy Style......................... .........326 Calories
Italian chandelier.................... ......2,912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real.......................... ..............112 Calories
Fake.......................... ................1,31 5 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging....................... ......18 Calories
Getting up immediately................... ......36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years......................... .............36 Calories
30-39 years......................... .............80 Calories
40-49 years......................... ............124 Calories
50-59 years......................... ..........1,972 Calories
60-69 years......................... ..........7,916 Calories *****
70 and over........................Re sults are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS
Calmly........................ ..................32 Calories
In a hurry......................... ..............98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories
With her husband knocking at the door......8,775 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories
Results may vary.
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