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05-20-2013, 10:47 AM
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why are women like floor tile?
lay them right the 1st time, you can walk all over them
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I've always heard women tell this one with men as the tile...lol
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05-20-2013, 10:50 AM
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Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice...
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05-20-2013, 10:53 AM
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A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! ......How many is a brazilian?"
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05-21-2013, 09:30 AM
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Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
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05-21-2013, 03:15 PM
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1st off ,let me preface these jokes by saying. i really do love women,but these are too funny not to post.
Whats the 1st thing a woman does upon leaving the battered womens shelter?
The dishes! ....if she knows whats good for her
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing!...you done told the bitch. TWICE!!
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05-22-2013, 05:45 PM
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Secret to a Happy Marriage
It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
It is important to find a woman that loves to have sex.
And MOST importantly…
It is important that these three women never meet.
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05-23-2013, 06:47 AM
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There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived?"
"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy!" the doctor exclaimed.
The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.
With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears. "What's the matter?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies?”.....
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05-23-2013, 11:17 AM
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Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
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05-23-2013, 11:22 AM
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Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
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05-23-2013, 11:32 AM
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If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours.
Followed by a global food shortage.
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05-24-2013, 06:13 AM
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How do you keep a room full of sex-starved men and women, obsessed with hobby funds, in suspense?
Tell everyone tomorrow....
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05-26-2013, 08:26 PM
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Once upon a time, a cow, a chicken and a pig went to a BBQ.........The End.
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05-26-2013, 09:46 PM
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What did the pig say when the butcher caught him by the tail?
This is the end.
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05-26-2013, 09:47 PM
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Two men walk into a bar.......
The third one ducked...
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06-01-2013, 06:44 AM
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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