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Old 01-11-2017, 11:04 AM   #1
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Had a very homely fat woman ask me for my phone number.
I asked if she had a pen.
Yes she said.
Then get back in it before the farmer misses you I replied.
Only got four stitches on that one.
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Old 01-12-2017, 06:57 AM   #2
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Had a very homely fat woman ask me for my phone number.
I asked if she had a pen.
Yes she said.
Then get back in it before the farmer misses you I replied.
Only got four stitches on that one.
I'll thank you not to speak of my ex-wife in such a manner...
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