Is it okay to ask for a receipt?

[Latin_ATX]

Was wondering if this is possible. Next time I book a provider for an appointment do u think I can ask for a receipt? Was thinking I can write my appointment off my bizness taxes?

[Dev Null]

That should be perfectly fine. Just make sure that it's itemized in case you get audited.

[Johnny Depth]

And then you can return the pussy within 15 days if it is unopened and unused. 30 days for exchanges and store credit only.

[mrredcat43]

How you gonna itemize this?

[BADBOYFU]

I believe, it also depends on provider's return policy. Please check befor you book.

[Cap'n Crunch]

It's actually an interesting question. The service and receipt would be for companionship only. Entertainment. And conceivably, this would be as legit as a restaurant tab and a Broadway show with a client.

[JohnnyYanks]

Sure. Put it on your Chase Ink CC.

[Dr Grey]

I'm super cereal right now.

[Latin_ATX]

Couldn’t get myself to ask my recent provider for a receipt, instead I just banged the energy out of her all afternoon. Screw the receipt lol

[Unique_Carpenter]

And you guys think you're amusing.

In the reality portion of our fantasy land:
Ask her if she's ok with getting a 1099-M at the end of the year.
But, that only works with long time friends, with full trust from both, and the gal has a good business cover rw side business, that she actually files tax returns on.

[Cpt_Ahab]

"It's actually an interesting question. The service and receipt would be for companionship only. Entertainment. And conceivably, this would be as legit as a restaurant tab and a Broadway show with a client."


Not an accountant, but I think both you and your client would have to bang her in order to claim an entertainment deduction.

[Cap'n Crunch]

New Provider's Ad:


Bring a friend! I'll do you both and it's 100% Tax Deductible!"

I will provide you with a receipt and you will send me a 1099.
We will "satisfy" ourselves as well as tax requirements!

[Cap'n Crunch]

Fast forward to April 15th of next year. The provider neglects to include these 1099s when filing her taxes.

Uncle Sam comes a knocking and won't accept a sloppy BJ as payment.

[Sexy Charlotte]

As long as it is under 500 no 1099-misc are required to be issued. However if ever audited you would need to prove a proper business purpose (per the Rico statues this does not have to be legal). Meals and entertainment are only 50% deductible.

Regardless if you go over 500 or not in any case a w9 is required to be kept on file. This lists the vendor name and tax payer ID number.

If you are willing to and your “vendor” is willing to provide a w9 under or over 500 it is a legal deduction if it is ordinary to your business.

PM me with any further questions.

Charlie 💋

[mrhamm]

Trump writes off his escorts as business expenses. Why shouldn't you?