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09-01-2014, 01:27 AM
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"Oh, excuse me, did I break your concentration?" Jules in Pulp Fiction....
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09-01-2014, 01:51 AM
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King Kong ain't got shit on me!! <--- Training Day .
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09-01-2014, 09:09 AM
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Join Date: Jul 8, 2013
Location: Houston TX
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From the bar scene from Heavy Metal:
Thug 1 : "She don't talk much"
Thug 2 : "She ain't gotta talk for what I wanna do to her"
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09-01-2014, 04:10 PM
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"Charlie don't surf"
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09-01-2014, 04:28 PM
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Join Date: Mar 19, 2010
Location: Oklahoma
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This is a stretch but it was so funny, from the Sopranos on HBO- Tony was away for the weekend and the parish priest spent the night with Carmella at the Soprano home. Tony gets home and she tells him that the priest spent the night there. Right away he thinks they were balling each other but Carmella naturally denies it. Tony to Carmella: "What did you do all night, Carmella, play Name that Pope?"
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09-02-2014, 08:19 AM
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09-03-2014, 03:40 PM
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Join Date: Feb 22, 2010
Location: Houston
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09-03-2014, 05:22 PM
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Join Date: Aug 8, 2011
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Gus McCrae: A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough.
From Lonesome Dove
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09-03-2014, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 8, 2011
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From Pulp Fiction:
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
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09-06-2014, 06:27 PM
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Another favorite quote.....Crispin Glover as Layne in the movie Rivers Edge.....
Clarissa: You didn't have to call me a stupid bitch.
Layne: OKay, okay, okay. I'm sorry *Clarissa*, but you've got to understand that in a time like this where every fucking second counts, a man can't waste his time choosing words.
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09-06-2014, 06:52 PM
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I'm your huckelberry.
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09-08-2014, 09:04 PM
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Eraserhead:
Look at my knees!
Oh.... you are sick
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09-10-2014, 12:16 PM
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Join Date: Aug 27, 2013
Location: Texas
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I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
We're on a mission from God.
I was born a poor black child
There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!
Hudson: Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No... have you?
Somebody wake up Hicks
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
Two Dollars!
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09-10-2014, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Feb 3, 2010
Location: Houston
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Ha kun a ma ta ta.
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09-11-2014, 12:49 AM
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DarkSide MOD
Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: South Of Pearland
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Originally Posted by Daddio
Ha kun a ma ta ta.
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Man oh man....I watched that movie sooooooo many times.
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