ROVER14 get over yourself and .... BLONDE jokes!

[Guest062716]

Originally Posted by Ginger Lovelace

I need to find an avatar of a pit bull wearing a skirt.

[Guest041315]

A husband and his blond wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and blond meet the pro and head onto the driving range.

The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The golf pro says: "Not bad." "Now hold the club as firm as you hold your wife's breasts".

The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says: "Excellent!"

Now his blond wife takes her turn. Her ball goes 30 yards. Golfpro: "Not bad, try holding the club like you hold your husband's penis."

She swings and the ball goes 10 yards. Golfpro: "Not bad, but now take the club out of your mouth and try using it with your hands..."

[Guest120113]

Ok... I meant a PRETTY LOOKING PIT BULL IN A SKIRT, MAYBE A CARTOON... LMFAO! Thanks Ol sarge lol.

BLONDE JOKE

[nerdy123]

Originally Posted by Ginger Lovelace

Ok... I meant a PRETTY LOOKING PIT BULL IN A SKIRT, MAYBE A CARTOON... LMFAO! Thanks Ol sarge lol.

BLONDE JOKE

I could, but it would be my pit bull!

[Guest120113]

LOL

[Guest041315]

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic, "It
died."

After he works on it for a few minutes, it's idling smoothly. She says:
"What's the story?"

He replies: "Just crap in the carburetor."

She says, "How often do I have to do that?"

[joesnapshot]

misfire

[joesnapshot]

Ginger, here ya go maybe one of these is cute enough, personally I like the Jackie O style. But then i'm old school AND old!


Sexy:
doggie_hairnet_two copy.jpg

Dressed to thrill:
images.jpg

and a Geisha pit:
Geisha.jpg

and a Jackie O pit w/pillbox hat
20091026_jackieodog.jpg

butterfly pit:
pitbull 6.jpg

Bridesmaid:
pit bull princess.jpg

in a tutu:
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And the most famous pitbull bitch ever:
images (4).jpg

(You know me, if it's worth doing, it's worth over-doing!)

[Guest120113]

Daaaaaaamn..... so many pittbulls in skirts, I almost missed the "MISFIRE" post.

I see you homie!!!

A blonde blonde blonde blonde blonde joke.

[Guest101618]

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies.

The brunette says, "My baby's going to be a boy." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The brunette says, "Because when we did it, my husband was on top."

The red head then says, "My baby's going to be a girl." The blonde asks, "How do you know?" The red head says, "Because when we did it, I was on top."

The blonde starts crying hysterically. When her friends finally calm her down, they ask her why she was crying. The blonde says, "My baby's going to be a puppy."

[Guest101618]

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun, and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"

"No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way."

[Guest101618]

Three blonde nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.

They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.

The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

[Guest041315]

A blond a brunette and a redhead had a very late night drinking. They left
in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day,
they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The blond claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home
and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks
for 10 minutes."

The brunette said, "You think that was drunk? Hell I got into my car and
wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

The redhead proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I
got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the
whole house down!"

The room was silent for a moment. Then, the blond spoke out again, " Listen
girls, I don't think you understand...Chunks is my dog..."

[Guest101618]

Oooooooo....

TFF!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Bmerazi

A blond a brunette and a redhead had a very late night drinking. They left
in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day,
they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The blond claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home
and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks
for 10 minutes."

The brunette said, "You think that was drunk? Hell I got into my car and
wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"

The redhead proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I
got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the
whole house down!"

The room was silent for a moment. Then, the blond spoke out again, " Listen
girls, I don't think you understand...Chunks is my dog..."