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Valerie · 06-15-2013, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

HaHaHa! LOL! ... wait, I need a minute to catch my breath ...

So let me get this straight. A Bisexual Diesel Dyke marries a Munchkin and SHE suggests to him that they hobby ... most likely because she wants to have her ladies too ... he, naturally agrees. Jesus, that takes some balls, JBravo!

And, to top it off, they like to dress up in Nerd costumes in their escapades and do WU's "wife" English Muffin without inviting WU! And, then think they are a normal couple who can criticize a 60 year old man with an asexual wife for secretly seeing hookers!

Not knocking your lifestyle at all JBravo & Wife ... whatever works for you is all good. But, please ... spare everyone the morality play. You've simply created a clever way of justifying all's good, but it looks like your wife's desire was to have sex with other women, so she invited you to the party ... then it's not cheating.

I wonder what the response would have been if your wife was not bisexual and YOU suggested hobbying to her? Would you have had the balls to even ask her?

You must be on your period this week.... It's ok, I understand.

Don T. Lukbak · 06-15-2013, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

HaHaHa! LOL! ... wait, I need a minute to catch my breath ...

So let me get this straight. A Bisexual Diesel Dyke marries a Munchkin and SHE suggests to him that they hobby ... most likely because she wants to have her ladies too ... he, naturally agrees. Jesus, that takes some balls, JBravo!

And, to top it off, they like to dress up in Nerd costumes in their escapades and do WU's "wife" English Muffin without inviting WU! And, then think they are a normal couple who can criticize a 60 year old man with an asexual wife for secretly seeing hookers!

Not knocking your lifestyle at all JBravo & Wife ... whatever works for you is all good. But, please ... spare everyone the morality play. You've simply created a clever way of justifying all's good, but it looks like your wife's desire was to have sex with other women, so she invited you to the party ... then it's not cheating.

I wonder what the response would have been if your wife was not bisexual and YOU suggested hobbying to her? Would you have had the balls to even ask her?

A plausible depiction, one I hadn't considered because of my reflexive assumption the male, not wifey, would be the alpha monger...I couldn't figure out why, if he led, he didn't just send her out to fetch strange, free-range nookie back to the house like she was a fisherman's cormorant

bringing a mackerel back to the boat. Now that's fun right there.

StinkyFingers · 06-15-2013, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Valerie

You must be on your period this week.... It's ok, I understand.

LOL! A tryst with an Amazon and a Midget ... Tell me Love, did they ask you to dress up in a Chewbacca costume?

May The Force be with you, Pumpkin. May The Force be with you

pyramider · 06-15-2013, 02:17 PM

60 years old, married for 30 years, and still has not grown a set ... Hell, your kids are probably adults, how would this activity affect them? Have you complemented your wife in the past six years? Have you spoken to her about the dry spell? Have expressed love to her?

StinkyFingers · 06-15-2013, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Valerie

You must be on your period this week.... It's ok, I understand.

Oh ... I forgot to mention ... You were recently in Houston. Does anything seem ... Hmmm ... Familiar?

Valerie · 06-15-2013, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

Oh ... I forgot to mention ... You were recently in Houston. Does anything seem ... Hmmm ... Familiar?

Nope... Keep trying though....

StinkyFingers · 06-15-2013, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Valerie

Nope... Keep trying though....

I'll give you a clue: Mind the language.

R2D2 then?

JBravo · 06-15-2013, 04:30 PM

Hey mate,
That's not me, that's jbravo...123. I'm the 'sack-o'-dicks', JBravo !! Cheers!!

StinkyFingers · 06-15-2013, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JBravo

Hey mate,
That's not me, that's jbravo...123. I'm the 'sack-o'-dicks', JBravo !! Cheers!!

Sorry Mate, my bad. I always get my SackODicks and RealZod's mixed up.

BatteriesNotIncluded · 06-15-2013, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JBravo

Hey mate,
That's not me, that's jbravo...123. I'm the 'sack-o'-dicks', JBravo !! Cheers!!

Lol you're good. Love your attitude. Need to buy you a crocodile Dundee hat

jbravo_123 · 06-16-2013, 02:45 AM

Even hint at the idea that cheating on your SO makes you an asshole and old people get their Oops-I-Crapped-My-Pants all up in a wad. Geezers are cute and amusing when they're doddering around aimlessly.

pyramider · 06-16-2013, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by jbravo_123

Even hint at the idea that cheating on your SO makes you an asshole and old people get their Oops-I-Crapped-My-Pants all up in a wad. Geezers are cute and amusing when they're doddering around aimlessly, drooling and asking for tapioca.

Completed your thought.

StinkyFingers · 06-16-2013, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by jbravo_123

Munchkins are cute and amusing when they're dressed up in their Superhero Villian costumes watching their wife have sex with other women

Fixed that for you. Hope you didn't pee in your Penguin pajamas in your sleep

jbravo_123 · 06-16-2013, 08:36 AM

No dude (at least not any heterosexual one) would think that having your SO have sex with a lady was somehow a bad thing.

Don T. Lukbak · 06-16-2013, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by jbravo_123

No dude (at least not any heterosexual one) would think that having your SO have sex with a lady was somehow a bad thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBdaeWKFtaQ

Rocky Hill's version is better but I couldn't find no youtube of that. You can smell low tide when you hear Rocky sing about his woman coming home in the morning with that fish smell all over her.