Well endowed

[FunInDFW]

How's the fame going ok? Those discounts rolling in yet?

[Guest030521]

well if your dick is like what DallasRain posted I can take in the whoo haw but you aint sticking that in my ass.

I swear you guys posting comments are hilarious. Thanks for the giggles but to the OP if you are asking as far as bj goes i can go half way but as far as fucking lets get it on!!!

[Cockpunch]

Originally Posted by FunInDFW

How's the fame going ok? Those discounts rolling in yet?

Haha naw man unfortunately no discounts yet.

[Cockpunch]

Originally Posted by SexyAnastasia

well if your dick is like what DallasRain posted I can take in the whoo haw but you aint sticking that in my ass.

I swear you guys posting comments are hilarious. Thanks for the giggles but to the OP if you are asking as far as bj goes i can go half way but as far as fucking lets get it on!!!

Yea the pic is all me.

[BLM69]

Originally Posted by Cockpunch2256

Yea the pic is all me.

Put that monster to work on CL or start charging the ugly whores here, fine young spinners get free cock lol

[ElBombero]

That must be like sleeping with a 5th-grader between your legs every night. Damn! There has to be some way to monetize that thing.

[TexTushHog]

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I had to quit lobbying because there was just no working girls who wanted to see a pudgy, polite, clean, middle aged white guy with a small to medium sized dick who comes quicker than a cat can lick his ass and has decent conversational skills. They said that there was no challenge is seeing me. That I wasn't expanding their professional horizons or pushing them to be their best.

It's led me to seek professional psychiatric help. My shrink said that I was delusional, that my dick wasn't small to medium sized, but was really small. And that my premature ejaculation makes a cat licking his ass seem like watching Gone with the Wind.

So I told her I wanted a second opinion. She said, "You're ugly, too!"

[Cockpunch]

Originally Posted by TexTushHog

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I had to quit lobbying because there was just no working girls who wanted to see a pudgy, polite, clean, middle aged white guy with a small to medium sized dick who comes quicker than a cat can lick his ass and has decent conversational skills. They said that there was no challenge is seeing me. That I wasn't expanding their professional horizons or pushing them to be their best.

It's led me to seek professional psychiatric help. My shrink said that I was delusional, that my dick wasn't small to medium sized, but was really small. And that my premature ejaculation makes a cat licking his ass seem like watching Gone with the Wind.

So I told her I wanted a second opinion. She said, "You're ugly, too!"

That sucks for you my good sir

[DallasRain]

Originally Posted by TexTushHog

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I had to quit lobbying because there was just no working girls who wanted to see a pudgy, polite, clean, middle aged white guy with a small to medium sized dick who comes quicker than a cat can lick his ass and has decent conversational skills. They said that there was no challenge is seeing me. That I wasn't expanding their professional horizons or pushing them to be their best.

It's led me to seek professional psychiatric help. My shrink said that I was delusional, that my dick wasn't small to medium sized, but was really small. And that my premature ejaculation makes a cat licking his ass seem like watching Gone with the Wind.

So I told her I wanted a second opinion. She said, "You're ugly, too!"

Baby I would so do you!!

[koseylee]

Thanks TTH... I needed a good laugh

[Miss Valentina]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

It is BIG

Ummm....Soo...uh....When are you coming to Austin??? Lol

[TheEccie214]

Originally Posted by TexTushHog

I don't know what you guys are complaining about. I had to quit lobbying because there was just no working girls who wanted to see a pudgy, polite, clean, middle aged white guy with a small to medium sized dick who comes quicker than a cat can lick his ass and has decent conversational skills. They said that there was no challenge is seeing me. That I wasn't expanding their professional horizons or pushing them to be their best.

It's led me to seek professional psychiatric help. My shrink said that I was delusional, that my dick wasn't small to medium sized, but was really small. And that my premature ejaculation makes a cat licking his ass seem like watching Gone with the Wind.

So I told her I wanted a second opinion. She said, "You're ugly, too!"

Great post.

[Cockpunch]

I'll be in Austin in July lol

[TrueLittlewilly]

If you cut that thing in half mine is still smaller

[Brookpwa]

Bring it to fort worth i got you