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Old 05-18-2015, 04:01 PM   #76
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Gosh SL. In the course of an afternoon I'm too fat and then too buff.

I can't do anything to please you!!! I just, I just want to be your all, your everything!!! Sniff.

Haha! Of course you would notice Mr. Peabody. I wouldn't expect less!

It is only my incall, so please forgive the light reading. Feel free to send over some literature stat!
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Old 05-18-2015, 07:19 PM   #77
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Gosh SL. In the course of an afternoon I'm too fat and then too buff.

I can't do anything to please you!!! I just, I just want to be your all, your everything!!! Sniff.

Haha! Of course you would notice Mr. Peabody. I wouldn't expect less!

It is only my incall, so please forgive the light reading. Feel free to send over some literature stat!
"Feel free to send over some literature stat!"

Methinks all you'll get from SL is lame-ass you-tube music videos.....
He talks the big ride,but will he meet you for a jog around Town Lake?
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Old 05-18-2015, 07:24 PM   #78
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Gosh SL. In the course of an afternoon I'm too fat and then too buff.

I can't do anything to please you!!! I just, I just want to be your all, your everything!!! Sniff.
I never said you were "too" anything! But now that you bring it up... you do have a very disproportionate ass and thighs unless your going for that Russian Potato Farmer wife thing. Your posts are getting better! Keep up the good work!

Now Miss V were almost done with the foreplay. Turn up the volume and sing along. Lyrics available just for you!


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Old 05-18-2015, 07:34 PM   #79
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I never said you were "too" anything! But now that you bring it up... you do have a very disproportionate ass and thighs unless your going for that Russian Potato Farmer wife thing. Your posts are getting better! Keep up the good work!

Now Miss V were almost done with the foreplay. Turn up the volume and sing along. Lyrics available just for you!

Wow.....
The man with the body of an Adonis,the stamina of a Roman gladiator and the rapier wit of ....wait...fuck.
Hold on,lemme go find a music video....

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Old 05-18-2015, 09:34 PM   #80
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Wow.....
The man with the body of an Adonis,the stamina of a Roman gladiator and the rapier wit of ....wait...fuck.
Hold on,lemme go find a music video....

Impersonated but NEVER duplicated....Except no substitute!

Pay attention Observing.... it would be any fun if they fell over backwards with their legs in the air.


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Old 05-18-2015, 10:00 PM   #81
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Come on V you can do better than that without resorting to gibberish. Like Tina use to tell Ike hit me again and this time put some stank on it!

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Old 05-19-2015, 07:22 AM   #82
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You mean something like...

He's pulled over in in the parking lot of a strip mall after having sharted into his xxxl khaki Dockers; his sphincter having lost the war to last nights 20 serving Fiesta meal he took out from Taco Bell the night before. He searches the detritus of Big Gulps and discarded fast food bags that litter the floor of his Buick Royale like some sort of glutton's dream of a ticker-tape parade looking for greasy napkins on which he must clean himself. His shapeless masculinity cowers beneath his distended and gurgling gut as he drives forth from the parking lot and back into the shit blizzard of a life he's created for himself. The air in his car is fetid. His mind realized his pubes remind him of the taco meat inside a Mexican Pizza. Tears slowly fall from his red rhuemy eyes, slipping down the creases of skin and pools on a pendulous man-teat which grazes the steering wheel and he remembers what he once was. He calls a hooker. She's young. Asks if she wants any Taco Bell when he visits...***

Hey what do you think about that masterpiece? I'm thinking of calling it "Nihilist Eccie: Hey Baby Aren't You Glad I Called? "

I mean Im considering re-inventing my entire career as the Charles Bukowski of whores. Whadduya think? Maybe you can put that in your signature line. "Miss V. I'll be damned if she ain't the Charles Bukowski of Whores!"


*** Any resemblance to any Eccie characters living, half-living or dead is purely co-incidental.

Oh and to stay on thread topic, Daughters as Whores what is your opinion yada yada yada.
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Old 05-19-2015, 10:45 AM   #83
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I KNOW!!! I'm such a tub of goo! It's amazing I didn't stroke out on my run around Town Lake this morning!!!


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Damn V. Looks like you've been hitting the weight plates and trails quite hard. Very nice.
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Old 05-19-2015, 11:00 AM   #84
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You mean something like...

He's pulled over in in the parking lot of a strip mall after having sharted into his xxxl khaki Dockers; his sphincter having lost the war to last nights 20 serving Fiesta meal he took out from Taco Bell the night before. He searches the detritus of Big Gulps and discarded fast food bags that litter the floor of his Buick Royale like some sort of glutton's dream of a ticker-tape parade looking for greasy napkins on which he must clean himself. His shapeless masculinity cowers beneath his distended and gurgling gut as he drives forth from the parking lot and back into the shit blizzard of a life he's created for himself. The air in his car is fetid. His mind realized his pubes remind him of the taco meat inside a Mexican Pizza. Tears slowly fall from his red rhuemy eyes, slipping down the creases of skin and pools on a pendulous man-teat which grazes the steering wheel and he remembers what he once was. He calls a hooker. She's young. Asks if she wants any Taco Bell when he visits...***

Hey what do you think about that masterpiece? I'm thinking of calling it "Nihilist Eccie: Hey Baby Aren't You Glad I Called? "

I mean Im considering re-inventing my entire career as the Charles Bukowski of whores. Whadduya think? Maybe you can put that in your signature line. "Miss V. I'll be damned if she ain't the Charles Bukowski of Whores!"


*** Any resemblance to any Eccie characters living, half-living or dead is purely co-incidental.

Oh and to stay on thread topic, Daughters as Whores what is your opinion yada yada yada.
You went off the deep end "again'. You have lost site of the fact that a hobbyist pays the hooker. We as hobbyists have expectations and that's why "we" pay. Not the other way around. You as a hooker in your "perfect" world of "I love My Life", I just like getting paid when I suck dick, need to both remember and understand this. So when I see a picture of what appears to be a Russian Potato Farmers Wife I get to decide if that's to my liking. And if I want to meet young girls with low miles instead of hair dyed, photo shopped, odometer turned back, disproportionate, trying to act sexy, old haggard bitches with shitty attitudes... well that's my / our purgative. While I don't eat at fast food restaurants any hobbyist that chooses to do so should and you bet your ass there are plenty of girls out there eager to take their / our money. Taco meat in their chest hair or not.


I'm certain there are a lot of girls out there with daddy issues. And no daddy issue can "force" a lady to choose being a hooker. There are some out there that would rather starve or do without. I can't help but wonder what your dad might be thinking if he knew with your education, that you some how twisted things in your mind to think your "only" doing this because you think it's OK. Thank god my daughter is never going to be as smart as "YOU"!
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Old 05-19-2015, 01:34 PM   #85
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Y'all are starting to sound more fucked up than San Antonio. IJS......
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Y'all are starting to sound more fucked up than San Antonio. IJS......
You still have flinde & SKF..... right?
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You mean something like...

He's pulled over in in the parking lot of a strip mall after having sharted into his xxxl khaki Dockers; his sphincter having lost the war to last nights 20 serving Fiesta meal he took out from Taco Bell the night before. He searches the detritus of Big Gulps and discarded fast food bags that litter the floor of his Buick Royale like some sort of glutton's dream of a ticker-tape parade looking for greasy napkins on which he must clean himself. His shapeless masculinity cowers beneath his distended and gurgling gut as he drives forth from the parking lot and back into the shit blizzard of a life he's created for himself. The air in his car is fetid. His mind realized his pubes remind him of the taco meat inside a Mexican Pizza. Tears slowly fall from his red rhuemy eyes, slipping down the creases of skin and pools on a pendulous man-teat which grazes the steering wheel and he remembers what he once was. He calls a hooker. She's young. Asks if she wants any Taco Bell when he visits...***

Hey what do you think about that masterpiece? I'm thinking of calling it "Nihilist Eccie: Hey Baby Aren't You Glad I Called? "

I mean Im considering re-inventing my entire career as the Charles Bukowski of whores. Whadduya think? Maybe you can put that in your signature line. "Miss V. I'll be damned if she ain't the Charles Bukowski of Whores!"


*** Any resemblance to any Eccie characters living, half-living or dead is purely co-incidental.

Oh and to stay on thread topic, Daughters as Whores what is your opinion yada yada yada.
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Valentina's thinking.....while we're waiting....

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Valentina's thinking.....while we're waiting....

Yo Hotshot!
Why don't you two meet for a walk/run around Town Lake?
After,she sashays north of lake on Lamar to Whole Foods for a healthy recharge,and you waddle south of lake on Lamar to Taco Cabana to load up on cheese slathered whatever.
Win win!

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Yo Hotshot!
Why don't you two meet for a walk/run around Town Lake?
After,she sashays north of lake on Lamar to Whole Foods for a healthy recharge,and you waddle south of lake on Lamar to Taco Cabana to load up on cheese slathered whatever.
Win win!


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