Everyone please welcome SpiceItUp & Eccie Addict to your Houston Mod Team!

[Fancyinheels]

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by lookn4boobies

Brooke is gone for ever...
Amy the beluga is gone too...

All of the other idiots are tame, until the second nicks start kicking in.. We are safe...

"Providers never retire, they just become picky." You need to remember this ...

[sharkman29]

Congrats, guys!

[Jon Bon]

Congrats

[Beagle]

Alright, let's put these new mods to the test. Your reputation is on the line!

1) Which of these pics aren't allowed?

• #12 - Respect the posted "Image Standards" which apply to our public coed forums. (including Showcase) In short, images which depict subjects which are topless are allowed, but below the waist nudity which displays exposed genitalia or images depicting pornography are to be avoided. Additionally, posting URL links to external sites depicting pornography is not permitted. (use RTM to report images which you feel may not be in compliance)

2) Which of these remarks are not against board guidelines?
A little bird told me that***, you have herpes.
I have herpes.
**, those cold sores on your lips make me nervous. Do you have what I think you have?

#3 - Disrespect to others, IN GENERAL, will be considered an item of low tolerance, especially when posting in our coed forums. Follow the Golden Rule and treat others as you wish to be treated yourself. This applies to fellow members as well as staff. We do not require that you have respect for us, but we do require that you treat us respectfully in the public forums. If you feel the need to vent, gripe, or blow off some steam regarding a staff member's action or decision, we ask that you keep it private. Email, RTM, or the PM system would be the appropriate avenue to take in such cases. In cases where you would like to request additional clarity about a staff decision, you are free to pursue an answer in either a public forum or private means of communication. If handled publicly, post your inquiry in a respectful manner.

Also, medical speculation Pistolero

3) Which of these remarks will you censor?
EccieAddict, ****.
If I'd ever seen a fucking dumb twat, you would be it****
Kiss my ass,***
*****U, EA! I know where you stay....

#3 - Disrespect to others, IN GENERAL, will be considered an item of low tolerance, especially when posting in our coed forums. Follow the Golden Rule and treat others as you wish to be treated yourself. This applies to fellow members as well as staff. We do not require that you have respect for us, but we do require that you treat us respectfully in the public forums. If you feel the need to vent, gripe, or blow off some steam regarding a staff member's action or decision, we ask that you keep it private. Email, RTM, or the PM system would be the appropriate avenue to take in such cases. In cases where you would like to request additional clarity about a staff decision, you are free to pursue an answer in either a public forum or private means of communication. If handled publicly, post your inquiry in a respectful manner.
#7 - Threats of violence or physical harm will not be tolerated under any circumstances. There is no place for that on this board. Pistolero





I love to grape ******. (the "g" is silent) Since I do not read so good, I have to read out loud most of the time. Soooo, #10 - Topics regarding children, and certain images depicting children are not material for an adult-themed board. You must be at least 18 years of age to register and participate here, and along those lines, our subject matter is to surround individuals of the proper age range. Any mention or reference to underage sex is strictly forbidden and may result in loss of your posting privileges. Pistolero



4) Which of these links aren't allowed?
www.xxxchurch.com
*****
*********
***

• #12 - Respect the posted "Image Standards" which apply to our public coed forums. (including Showcase) In short, images which depict subjects which are topless are allowed, but below the waist nudity which displays exposed genitalia or images depicting pornography are to be avoided. Additionally, posting URL links to external sites depicting pornography is not permitted. (use RTM to report images which you feel may not be in compliance) Pistolero
  

5) Hypothetically, how many infractions have I incurred in this post and how many points would I have earned?

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by Beagle

Alright, let's put these new mods to the test. Your reputation is on the line!

1) Which of these pics aren't allowed?





(edited images)


2) Which of these remarks are not against board guidelines?
A little bird told me that SpiceItUp (edited content).
SpiceItUp, you (edited content).
I have herpes.
SpiceItUp, those (edited content) make me nervous. Do you have what I think you have?

3) Which of these remarks will you censor?
EccieAddict, you are a turd.
If I'd ever seen a fucking dumb twat, you would be it, EA.
Kiss my ass, EA.
FUCK YOU, EA! I know where you stay....
I love to (edited content)

4) Which of these links aren't allowed?
(edited lincks)

5) Hypothetically, how many infractions have I incurred in this post and how many points would I have earned?

Let's see.......

1. Image violation is 2pts
2. Medical speculation is 10pts
3. Disrespect to staff is 5pts
3. The double wammy is the last one.......sex with minors and violence doubles down at 20pts
4. Is an edit
5. Repeat offender can get you 5pts for ignoring previous staff instructions.

Good luck with that.

These edits would be a starting point.

[boardman]

Just goes to show you that cats are way better than dogs at walking a tightrope.

Watch out for the ban hammer™

[boardman]

I bet the discussion going on in modtardville is a classic.
New mods trying to figure out what the hell just happened.
old mods trying to decide how to proceed.
New admins pissed as hell that they have to do something because the old mods are confused.
old admins telling new admins to handle this.
Ambassadors and dearhunter are pointing and laughing.

[chicagoboy]

Wouldn't the 4th pic also be an "outing" violation, unless Three Sides himself posted it?

[pyramider]

Hey, I will thanck you to leave my legendary 1.3" of dangling death out of this.

[dearhunter]

On the bright side. Now, we can discuss Beagles' herpes problem.

[futile]

Unless Mods got discounts (do they?), herding cats just not my thing.

[Dorian Gray]

How many times does theRatToMod button have to get raped, or are they leaving it as an example?

[mr. sixty nine]

Perhaps they're showing us there are no guidelines anymore?

[Pistolero]

I do not do hypothetical.

The system has some limitations which I was not able to over come, so you only got a few of those deserved. Hopefully I found a sucessfull solution.