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[Anonymous170]

You just contradicted yourself.... You say he has obvious deficiencies because he uses ellipsis then you just say he overused them which is it make up your mind ....

[Ivory]

Originally Posted by Anonymous170

You just contradicted yourself.... You say he has obvious deficiencies because he uses ellipsis then you just say he overused them which is it make up your mind ....

How much alcohol have you had to drink today?

[Ivory]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Ivory is a long time stripper here to promote herself and try to scare guys away from what they enjoy doing in clubs. As well as to display her debate skills and ingratiate herself to the wusses and wimps that like a pat on the head here and there.

Calling your fellow contributing and/or paying board members "wusses and wimps" just because they don't follow your lead and attack any woman who doesn't agree with you..is pretty rude. You and your preferences is not what this board is about...it is about everyones preferences.

Furthermore, I am not try to scare guys away from what they enjoy...I trying to teach them discretion and keep them off the 6 o'clock local news.

You'll have to excuse me now...I have LOTS of $5 dances to do from now until 2am here at the Landing Strip.

[Anonymous170]

I didn't have anything to drink but I'm sure your tipsy by now since you can't respond to simple questions..... Giggle

[LadiesFan]

Originally Posted by Anonymous170

s believe it or not I called walmart you liar they don't sell "sarcasm meters" so once again i catch you lying

Please, please, PLEASE tell me that you recorded that call... now THAT is some funny shit right there.

LF

[Anonymous170]

Wish I did but no I did it to call her bluff , she is full of bs and lies.

[Codybeast]

Originally Posted by LadiesFan

Please, please, PLEASE tell me that you recorded that call... now THAT is some funny shit right there.

LF

(Rrrrring)

Cashier: Hello Thanks for calling. How can we help you?

Anon: Hello is this Mrs. Walmart?

Cashier: How can I help you son? do you want the toy dept.?

Anon: No I'm looking for a sarcasm meter. Can you give me a price?

Cashier: Billy is that you? I told you not to call Mommy at work. Stop playing around on the phone.

Anon: No Really this is serious. I heard about it from a real live Strip Club dancer who makes a lot of money. Do you have any or not?

Cashier: OK I'll play along. Hmmm Never heard of it but we have some Irony boards

Anon: No it has to be a Sarcasm meter

Cashier: I'd love to stay on the phone but I have to get back to work plus my Bullshit detector seems to be going crazy. Do call again. (click)

(Rrrrring)

Cashier: Hello Thanks for calling. How can we help you?

Anon: Ok so how much are your Bullshit detectors? (click) Hello? Hello? Helloooooo?

[Vyt]

You need to have a ID-10T form before you can buy a sarcasm meter. They don't just give them to anyone. (If you do have your ID-10T form, most Walmarts usually keep them next to the prop wash.)

[RoundRockSecret]

You sure that is a Eye Dee Ten Tango? Hummm, I think it could be a PEBKAC form, but either way, they should probably try to RTFM.

[Sir Hardin Thicke]

Whispers said: Ivory is a long time stripper..

Oh, snap! He's a girl?

[Spacemtn]

Gentlemen and ladies, we need to stop the sniping and get back on topic.


Spacemtn
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