SL'S TOP 10 CHEAP Costume Ideas
1) Toilet Seat Cover (Low's / Home Depot $18.00) Wear as a hat and tell everyone your a big turd.
2) Shower Cap (Walmart $5.00) Wear as hat and tell everyone your a dick wearing a condom.
3) Rock ( They are pretty much every where... FREE) Place in front of your dick and tell everyone your a sword and the first person to pull off the rock will be King of England.
4)Stick (Same as rock, pretty much every where FREE) Stick it up your butt and say your a lollipop... want a lick?
5) Hard Hat & Tool Belt (Low's / Home Depot $40.00) say you were with the Village People but your no longer gay. Unless that's your thing. Have YMCA playing on your cell phone when you walk in.
6) Paper Bag (Most Department Stores still have them FREE) Place on head and cut holes for mouth and eyes. Draw nose with sharpie and say your the unknown comic.
7) Large Card Board Box (Walmart will give you one if you ask nice FREE) Cut holes for legs and place around midsection. Use sharpie to draw "FRANZIA WINE" on box. Cut hole to dangle your dick as spout. When walking in just say do you like wine?
8) Card Board Sign (Behind Walmart or any grocery store FREE) Write I'll Work For Pussy on the sign and go as an Austin Panhandler.
9) White Sheet (Walmart $6.00) Cut holes for eyes and whala your a ghost.
10) Or you can just come as you are and be an asshole. but I warn you its been done before!
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