what do u guys (and gals) consider a hood provider?

[Sweet Discretion]

If you get your income tax refund and scream out "I'm rich bitch!!!".


If you tell your client who is on his way to stop at the store and pick you up some "rillos".

[Sweet Discretion]

If I show up to your incall and there is a group of guys shooting dice in front of your stairway.

If I show up to your incall and the electricity is turned off.

The only furniture at your incall is an air matress.

If the other provider you're splitting the rent with waits right outside the door or in the bathroom during the session.

[1ThickBlond]

You say 'mines' instead of mine.

You say 'scrimp' instead of shrimp.

You say 'chilren' instead of children.

You call yourself a 'stallion'. Stallions have huge dicks. If you must refer to yourself as a horse at least call yourself something that doesn't imply you are male such as thoroughbred.

You think it's cute to call yourself 'snow' or snowbunny because your pimp calls you that.

[linux]

Surest sign of a hoodrat is neck tattoos. Seems almost exclusively reserved for those types whether it's a dude or a chick.

[Dorian Gray]

^^^^
That's 1/3 of the NBA & the entire Denver Nuggets lineup.

[Guest082824]

Originally Posted by Sweet Discretion

If you tell your client who is on his way to stop at the store and pick you up some "rillos".

Damn, I saw this white chick in Dallas one time and she asked me that...I didn't know what the fuck she was talking about

Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

5.You consider Red Lobster biscuits a delicacy.

Shit Daphne, I don't know what you're talking about, those MF'n biscuits are GOOD!

[mikkifine]

OMG! Daphne you are killing me. LOL!

5.You consider Red Lobster biscuits a delicacy.

LMFAO!

Originally Posted by Luxury Daphne

everybody knows Wakeup just loves the darkies
*getting warm and fuzzy like the Snuggles bear*

More Subtle Ways to Tell If You Are Or is Dealing With A Hoodrat:

1.You thought the movie Baby Boy had a fairytale ending.
2.You think it’s your 6 year-old’s responsibility to wake himself up for school.
3.You quote the movie The Player’s Club for wisdom on hoeing.
4.You actually frame those club pics with the airbrushed backgrounds.
5.You consider Red Lobster biscuits a delicacy.
6.You’re 33 years old and still allow men to give you promise rings.
7.Your “modeling shoots” take place in some negro’s den.
8. You think it’s cute that you don’t know how to pronounce certain words.
9.You have a crown tattoo on either tit.
10.Rats converse only about other rats and other broke people.
11. They love taking pictures with money that is the hood rat stamp. If she has a pic with money, or has a man with a pic full of money, she’s a rat, and so is her boyfriend.
12. If your man did time, is doing time, or had you do time for him, more than likely you’re a rat.
13. On Facebook they have stupid names like “Baby girl Minaj” or “Stacks on deck chick”.
14.When you go out in public, the loudest bitch there is usually the hoodrat.
15. You attract what you are. So if you’re always in rat drama, date rat males, your father is Master Splinter, you’re probably a hoodrat.

[kerwil62]

Originally Posted by 1ThickBlond

You call yourself a 'stallion'. Stallions have huge dicks. If you must refer to yourself as a horse at least call yourself something that doesn't imply you are male such as thoroughbred.

You think it's cute to call yourself 'snow' or snowbunny because your pimp calls you that.

Ain't nothing wrong with calling a big booty chick of ANY race that's at least 5'9" and fine as all get out a stallion. It's just slang. Been doing that since I was a teenager!

We know a stallion is a male horse. We use the word in reference to the size and how strong they appear to be, and not in the male sense. You seem to be fixated on horse dicks! LMAO!!!

Now the snowbunny part I can agree with.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

^^^^
That's 1/3 of the NBA & the entire Denver Nuggets lineup.

Dorian, please, take this. That is my favorite scene in that movie, where he lets off the Jericho Missile.

[Guest082824]

Originally Posted by kerwil62

Ain't nothing wrong with calling a big booty chick of ANY race that's at least 5'9" and fine as all get out a stallion. It's just slang. Been doing that since I was a teenager!

True.....

[Guest021824]

[thebodyguard_69]

If she goes by a "Mz____", "Mizz____", or pronounces AND spells any word supposedly ending with an "S" and replaces it with a "Z" for that matter.....

[Bumpy_Deek]

If you get all baby oiled up before you go out.
If you have kitty kat or tiger paw prints on your tits or up your side
If you use terms like dem and dere instead of them and there.

If you "drama free". If you fight with or for yo man. If you have bullet wound. If you think it is a poke chop.

If you smoke newports. If you say he trying to do better.

[DarthMaul]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

She's black...

If you learn the art of "Wakeup" you will learn, that he will incite and dance around the rules like "Fred Astaire"... without breaking them. It wasn't a racial put down the way the rules here state.

But like I stated before "ghetto" comes in all races. Is "ghetto" associated with HIP-HOP? How many races have you seen:
1. wearing saggy pants
2. a grill
3. baseball caps to the side or back.
4. Cornrows
5. Braids
6. Hoodies
7. B-Boys
8. Fades

Check out the song called "Hood Now" by Lupe Fiasco on his last album.

[AdventureAdams]

Uggh I feel like I have heard something similar to this recently lol