Your Business is Slow Because......

[no glove no love]

Amazing!

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

You wanna be a huckleberry?
Then hit that RTM & see if I'm still standing

You qouted rules....I quoted rules...I thought it was a game you wanted to play.

Hell I like you....I think u r funny...why would I want your silly ass to to away?,,you make me laugh.

[harkontume]

ENOUGH of this!
We want to hear more about the BJ Bar!!

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by harkontume

ENOUGH of this!
We want to hear more about the BJ Bar!!

Go to Thailand...that's all I can say.

[john_deere]

Originally Posted by Father Devine

A.) Your prices are to high
B.) Your prices are to high
C.) Your prices are to high
D.) All of the above

Correct.... Ding...ding....ding


Pussy always sale until it reaches that threshold to were a guy realizes hell I might as well go beg the wife for some pussy or shit go wine and dine some RW pussy and still come out on top. These prices today are taking the Fun out of FUCK

[Dorian Gray]

Originally Posted by Toyz

You qouted rules....I quoted rules...I thought it was a game you wanted to play.

Hell I like you....I think u r funny...why would I want your silly ass to to away?,,you make me laugh.

I'm here all day. The tip jar is to the left.

BTW.... Which Amber was I claiming to claim you outting me as? I think I should read some of her (or his) diatribes.

Back on topic:
I still think its insulting to tell a hooker how much she should charge to sell her body. Have you seen what a good portion of hobbyist look like? There's a reason they are paying or why their wives won't have sex with them anymore. Yes. I'm pointing out the obvious physical depulsiveness of many the media regurgitated stereotypical hobbyist

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

I'm here all day. The tip jar is to the left.

BTW.... Which Amber was I claiming to claim you outting me as? I think I should read some of her (or his) diatribes.

Back on topic:
I still think its insulting to tell a hooker how much she should charge to sell her body. Have you seen what a good portion of hobbyist look like? There's a reason they are paying or why their wives won't have sex with them anymore. Yes. I'm pointing out the obvious physical depulsiveness of many the media regurgitated stereotypical hobbyist

Tips? Nah u ain't that funny...more like the warmup comedian before the main act that a few applaud but most go take a piss while performing.

It was a joke that your writing style was similar to a former poster who went by Amber.

It can be...but I don't think anyone is telling anyone specifically that they should lower their rates. I think it was a general statement more than singling out...although there will be some who do that of course. Opinions vary. Some think rates are going up and service going down. Some...as you allude to...are desparatly fugly and have no choice but to pay prodigious rates...

Some girls have great rates and deliver...some have high rates and don't.

Its a mixed bag.

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

I still think its insulting to tell a hooker how much she should charge to sell her body.

At the risk of being pedantic, she's not selling me her body any more than a masseuse is. That would be interesting, at least to rent, but will have to wait for mind-swapping technology and the screening would be interesting to say the least. She's selling me her services. Yes, my idiosyncratic attraction to her physicality factors into whether she's the one I want to hire for those services, but so does her preparation, performance, skill, fashion sense, ability to create a conducive ambiance and her express passion for her work. I'm booking a live performance, not a manikin.

I'm personally done with the half-hours. It's never enough time for getting to know each other over a nice glass of wine, carnal climax and a relaxing dénouement. The best ladies are the one's who treat it as an experience, not minutes on a clock. For me, GFE has less to do with the menu than it does with feeling like you just met your sweetheart for a romp. Part of me wishes we could just do away with the hh, hour, 90 minute bullshit and just have a Here is my rate and/or special. You'll leave feeling like you visited a long-lost lover. The best courtesans provide that anyway. But I know they can't rally advertise that if they want to attract the guys that just want a quick trip round the block. And too many guys would try to lawyer themselves into endless mattress Olympics. Which I get; and there's nothing wrong with only wanting that part of it. Everyone shops for the experience they're after. Takes all kinds. We learn to read between the lines.

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Have you seen what a good portion of hobbyist look like? There's a reason they are paying or why their wives won't have sex with them anymore. Yes. I'm pointing out the obvious physical depulsiveness of many the media regurgitated stereotypical hobbyist

Does that mean Hugh Grant gets a discount?

So if fugly bozoos are paying so someone will touch them, why are you paying?

[GenesisNicole]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

GN. I never got my brownies you promised me. At this point they don't have to be home made. I'll accept Mrs. Fields

This is completely "My Bad!" here....

BTW I thought it was cookies...walnut cookies. Either way, stop on by my bakery and I'll hook you up!

FYI. NOTHING, of the baked goods variety, found in my home or bakery is store bought! LOL

It's ALL freshly made and made from scratch. *curtsy and a giggle*

[Dorian Gray]

Originally Posted by Centaur

So if fugly bozoos are paying so someone will touch them, why are you paying?

I pay because I have yet to figure out how to suck my own dick or go fuck myself.
Normally I just sit on my hand until its numbs so I can pretend it is a stranger, but my doctor told me to stop or I'd suffer irreversible nerve damage.... I'm currently looking for a new doctor

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

I pay because I have yet to figure out how to go fuck myself.

Easy...just lay on your back...reach down with your right hand....bend your pencil dick in a 180 pretzel...and stick it in your pussy...

That'll be $80 please...

[Dorian Gray]

Doesn't reach.
Thank you very much

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Doesn't reach.
Thank you very much

Damn...works for many of the guys here...sorry...

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Doesn't reach.
Thank you very much

[Pitfall]

Originally Posted by GenesisNicole

Slow? I suppose my bank accounts (yes plural) didn't get THAT memo.

I don't understand the significance of having multiple bank accounts.