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Ivory · 10-04-2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Whispers

Your confusing Posters now darlin.... I'm in Sales and Marketing and used to be in the Club Business... There is another guy around here on that CIA bandwagon.....

Nope it was you who in a previous post stated that you "work in a certain segment of the market where the Govt just cut what they pay me for my services by 40% just 2 weeks ago" and then you later went on to proudly deem your position with the "Govt" as "very important". I already knew about your various other occupations that you announce on an almost daily basis, giggle

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Originally Posted by Whispers

$6,000+ a month? WOW! You certainly are doing great.... If you are not paying taxes on it that's the equivalent of about $100k a year!

You should really buy a calculator or use one of those web based ones online, or if your computer is not as old as you are, then it should certainly have an application that will add for you since you can't…but then again, gross exaggeration has always been one of your trademarks…$6,000 a month is $72,000 a year, not $100,000. But considering, I haven't danced much in the past two years, and that I won't be dancing much more after this month…I won't be making that a year dancing.

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Originally Posted by Whispers

You are certainly the exception to the rule when it comes to gals in the clubs as most I know are struggling to take home $500-$600 a week which still is not all that bad if they aren't reporting it.

It's no wonder the "gals" YOU know are struggling to take home $500 to $600 a week, since the "gals" you prefer to associate with are the ones who are mostly young naive drunk spinners who are new to the business. I don't wait until 9 or 10 at night to come in for a shift, I get there by at least 4pm (if not noon) on Tuesdays and dance until 2am. When I dance at Expose' during the days on Sundays and Fridays, I get there before the club opens so I don't have to tip out. When I am dancing, I don't sit around in the dressing room. I don't sit around and drink. I do my job…and I do it well. I also don't wait until I am broke and only dance 3 days at the end of the month either, I usually dance about 5 days a week. Most of the dancers I know usually do pretty well, but then again, something tells me that the dancers YOU try to get to know and the dancers I know are not one in the same.

Oh, on a side note…always accusing providers and strippers of not paying their taxes is getting kind of old. In my case, It's pretty damn hard to own two homes and not pay taxes. All of my online income gets directly deposited, so that is automatic. All clubs claim dances for you with the IRS. Any extra income is easily added on tax forms. I don't spend $3,000 a month on (edited no mention of drugs...staff) and other vices that are easy to hide one's income if they blow it all in cash. I put all my money in the bank, and meticulously go over my taxes with Quickbooks Pro every year. Nothing sucks like having to pay back taxes and penalties, let alone going to jail for FRAUD…but I have to assume once again, that the young and irresponsible "gals" that you tend to associate with dance a year or two before bowing out and having to owe the government and then calls you for assistance.

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Originally Posted by Whispers

You should probably steer clear of all this negativity and give some pointers to some of the local ladies that are struggling....$1500 a week avg at the Landing Strip by a 44yo is nothing to look down on in this economy.......

Ummm, in case you haven't noticed, there are like only one or two other dancers who post here and they seem to have no problem…the rest? You have scared away.

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They would have no reason if they were raking that kind of cash to spend any time with an old round fella like me.....

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On another note.... $2500 a month on a Hotel?... Damn... You really need to take a look at the local Real Estate market and find you a deal on a foreclosure..... You are throwing away some serious cash....

Already ahead of you on that one. I took a look at the local real-estate market back in the 80's and bought a home and paid it off in the 90's that has now more than quadrupled in value. I am now renting my home here and purchased a new home out of state over a year ago that the rent here will pay off my second home there in less than 3 years. I am only in town for a few more weeks or so, then I am leaving Texas again for who knows how long? I needed a nice big suite with a separate bedroom so the price for the hotel is actually a very good deal considering the property. Remember? I told you I was leaving Texas long ago, and did. I am not really living in Texas any longer and came back to tie up some loose ends, and for reasons unforeseen, had to stay here for the month or so. I only decided to pay the piper and dance more than expected to make up for the extra cost of a comfortable place to stay while I am in town.

Anonymous170 · 10-04-2010, 03:10 PM

How does working for the government make you automatically working for the CIA ivory???

Whispers · 10-04-2010, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ivory

Nope it was you who in a previous post stated that you "work in a certain segment of the market where the Govt just cut what they pay me for my services by 40% just 2 weeks ago"

yes I said that.....

and then you later went on to proudly deem your position with the "Govt" as "very important".

Nope... Never said anything like that......

I sell a product that the Govt owns and they recently lowered what they pay by 40%..... It's a shame you don't actually READ before responding... You would come across much better... or maybe the advanced years and time in the clubs is impacting your memory..... I have that problem.... Feel free to quote anything you feel supports your position and spin away darlin... spin away.... At least in one area you can refer to yourself as a "Spinner"

I already knew about your various other occupations that you announce on an almost daily basis, giggle

You should really buy a calculator or use one of those web based ones online, or if your computer is not as old as you are, then it should certainly have an application that will add for you since you can't…but then again, gross exaggeration has always been one of your trademarks…$6,000 a month is $72,000 a year, not $100,000.

My comment was that it was the EQUIVALENT of a $100K a year income if you did not report it and pay taxes on it. Then again... Had you READ what I posted you would know that.... It's so much more fun though making crap up though huh? You used to be much better written... What's with you these days? I'm disappointed. You are not remotely up to your old game.

But considering, I haven't danced much in the past two years, and that I won't be dancing much more after this month…I won't be making that a year dancing.

It's no wonder the "gals" YOU know are struggling to take home $500 to $600 a week, since the "gals" you prefer to associate with are the ones who are mostly young naive drunk spinners who are new to the business.

"Drunk"? personally I can't stand drunks and can't understand any guy that spends time or money on a chick that is a drunk.... I've pretty well stated that a time or two... Oh.. Wait.. Your not interested in facts are you?... Nope.. just what you can twist and make up....

I don't wait until 9 or 10 at night to come in for a shift, I get there by at least 4pm (if not noon) on Tuesdays and dance until 2am. When I dance at Expose' during the days on Sundays and Fridays, I get there before the club opens so I don't have to tip out. When I am dancing, I don't sit around in the dressing room. I don't sit around and drink. I do my job…and I do it well. I also don't wait until I am broke and only dance 3 days at the end of the month either, I usually dance about 5 days a week. Most of the dancers I know usually do pretty well, but then again, something tells me that the dancers YOU try to get to know and the dancers I know are not one in the same.

Probably not....

Oh, on a side note…always accusing providers and strippers of not paying their taxes is getting kind of old. In my case, It's pretty damn hard to own two homes and not pay taxes.

I guess that depends... IF as you say you own two homes, and rent them out and are living in a Hotel, running an online business.... IF you have a damn good accountant... You can probably write a shitload of money off and not have a huge tax bill...

All of my online income gets directly deposited, so that is automatic. All clubs claim dances for you with the IRS.

No. Not all clubs.... Actually very few..... Most Clubs treat their dancers as Independent Contractors charging them to work there and don't report much at all where their dancers are concerned.... those that do report no where near what is actually done though.... Not even close....

Any extra income is easily added on tax forms. I don't spend $3,000 a month on cocaine and other vices that are easy to hide one's income if they blow it all in cash. I put all my money in the bank, and meticulously go over my taxes with Quickbooks Pro every year. Nothing sucks like having to pay back taxes and penalties, let alone going to jail for FRAUD…but I have to assume once again, that the young and irresponsible "gals" that you tend to associate with dance a year or two before bowing out and having to owe the government and then calls you for assistance.

I always have had a lot more respect for those that find their way out of it in a year or two.... To be totally honest I have NEVER had a dancer tell me they had a problem with Back Taxes needing to be paid.... Maybe I'm missing a segment of the market?

Ummm, in case you haven't noticed, there are like only one or two other dancers who post here and they seem to have no problem…the rest? You have scared away.

Actually No... One of them exchanged PMs with me the other day about a new guy at the club and I had drinks with another Saturday Night. There have never been more than a couple of dancers that are ever around at any time. They don't care to see themselves in the light presented on a site like this....

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Already ahead of you on that one. I took a look at the local real-estate market back in the 80's and bought a home and paid it off in the 90's that has now more than quadrupled in value. I am now renting my home here and purchased a new home out of state over a year ago that the rent here will pay off my second home there in less than 3 years. I am only in town for a few more weeks or so, then I am leaving Texas again for who knows how long? I needed a nice big suite with a separate bedroom so the price for the hotel is actually a very good deal considering the property. Remember? I told you I was leaving Texas long ago, and did. I am not really living in Texas any longer and came back to tie up some loose ends, and for reasons unforeseen, had to stay here for the month or so. I only decided to pay the piper and dance more than expected to make up for the extra cost of a comfortable place to stay while I am in town.

Well... OK... Bye.... Again....

dearhunter · 10-04-2010, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Whispers

....I am chasing my buddy dearhunter who has finally made the Top Poster list....

If you were loved by the masses as I am, you would get laid more...........

Anonymous170 · 10-04-2010, 08:49 PM

Huh? What does getting laid have to do with making the Top posters list? No correlation at all.....

Guest022712-3 · 10-04-2010, 08:49 PM

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Only 900? And your proud of that? Strive for more! Try to get 1g next time most girls should be able to do that I think.

Ahhh, back in the "good ol' days". I remember the 1K nights well.

Anonymous170 · 10-04-2010, 08:58 PM

I'm glad to hear that you were that successful. I'm hoping that ivory can step up her game and earn 100 more and try to set herself that goal of 1 k a night if she is as smart as she claims she is then she should be plenty capable of doing so its just an matter of self determination and self confidence

Ivory · 10-05-2010, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Anonymous170

How does working for the government make you automatically working for the CIA ivory???

It doesn't. It was said because of the near constant "look at me I was in sales" or "look at me I worked in marketing and like to throw out industry jargon" and "look at me I worked at a club before" and now "look at me I work for the govt" and "I sell a product the govt owns but now they pay me 40 percent less for something they already own" whatever that means. The comment was sarcasm. If you followed my advice to Whispers, you would know that you can buy these things called "sarcasm meters" at Walmart pretty cheap…maybe you and Whispers can get together after patting each other on the back at the club, and you can shop for a sarcasm meter while Whispers shops for jewelry.

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or maybe the advanced years and time in the clubs is impacting your memory..... I have that problem

I am sure you do have that problem. I am in my early 40's, you are in your 70's…soon, the state of Texas won't even issue you a driver's license anymore…Obama could be reelected 8 more times before I have to starting worrying about all the things you have to worry about. And your CONSTANT insults regarding my age are nothing but a projection of your own insecurities about growing into a bitter old man and dying with no one around you who gives a damn. Instead of just stating your opinion here and there that you prefer young blind petite girls, you go off on this infantile rampage on a daily basis….it's a bit scary how you let it consume you to the point of obsession.

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Then again... Had you READ what I posted you would know that.... It's so much more fun though making crap up though huh? You used to be much better written... What's with you these days?

You'll have to excuse me if I misread anything you say, but to be brutally honest? You ramble a LOT. You make repetitive statements a LOT. You post a LOT. You toot your own horn a LOT. You insult people a LOT. Oh, and another thing that makes it hard to comprehend your posts? You ALWAYS say your instead of you're with the apostrophe, among other obvious deficiencies you have with mastering the English language and punctuation. You are NOT very well written, and that thing you do where you end ALL your sentences with four periods? It's very very VERY distracting…it's as if you had a stroke in your old age and are sort of paralyzed on the right side of your head and shoulders and you kind of lean on the period key a bit too long after each sentence.

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"Drunk"? personally I can't stand drunks and can't understand any guy that spends time or money on a chick that is a drunk.... I've pretty well stated that a time or two... Oh.. Wait.. Your not interested in facts are you?

You also stated in the Best club for BBFS? thread that "Drunk Strippers never seem prepared and many seem willing.... Just read the reviews.....I warn guys all the time to bring their own protection due to how free many of the gals in the clubs seem to be." which is pretty much promoting the benefits of drunk strippers and what activities can be had with drunk strippers. We all know what you strive for in a strip club…and considering your bedside manner and 40 percent pay cut? I can't imagine any woman in her right mind would want to be intimate with you without being blasted on a gallon of gin.

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I guess that depends... IF as you say you own two homes, and rent them out and are living in a Hotel, running an online business.... IF you have a damn good accountant... You can probably write a shitload of money off and not have a huge tax bill...

Obviously, doing your own taxes is not your strong suit. That doesn't really make much sense at all, and furthermore I only rent out the home here and my new home is being remodeled. And besides, why would you need a damn good accountant? It would only be 24 rent payments and one big hotel bill in your imaginary and wildly exaggerated parallel universe. You would really need help adding that up and writing it down on your taxes?

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No. Not all clubs.... Actually very few

Wrong. When I said all clubs claim dances for you with the IRS, I wasn't talking out of my ass like you so often do. I spoke from experience. In Austin…I've danced at Sugar's, Yellow Rose, Penthouse, Perfect 10, Palazio, and Expose'. I have received forms from the IRS that all of the above clubs have claimed income for me each and every year that I have danced for them. They have to because they ALSO have to pay taxes. So you are DEAD wrong in your assumption here. You really have NO CLUE what you are talking about. In fact, I just got hired at XTC and am going to be dancing there Wednesday and Thursday day shift to see how I like it, and I will let you know in January if they send me an IRS form claiming income for me!

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I always have had a lot more respect for those that find their way out of it in a year or two....

You OBVIOUSLY have a Madonna/whore complex that many abusers and criminal minds suffer from…and that is what makes you a sad bitter old man.

Anonymous170 · 10-05-2010, 05:50 AM

So you were wrong ivory... Just admit it working for the government does not mean CIA.
The comment was not sarcasm. I call bullshit on that. Why should I follow advice you give him? I'm not him nor am I patting him on the back .... This is about you not him don't change the subject now. And plus believe it or not I called walmart you liar they don't sell
"sarcasm meters" so once again i catch you lying ..... Seriously stop your embarrassing yourself.... I'm trying to helpyou here ..... Did you see what I said about goal of 1k a night?

sixxbach · 10-05-2010, 06:02 AM

There have been plenty of insults thrown back and forth and has been tolerated. Let's put this thread back on track..........

sixx

FloridaShark · 10-05-2010, 09:45 AM

You have to be kidding me. This is the best thread ever.

78704 · 10-05-2010, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Ivory

... obvious deficiencies you have with mastering the English language and punctuation. You are NOT very well written, and that thing you do where you end ALL your sentences with four periods? It's very very VERY distracting…

Egad.

If you don't know what an ellipsis is, you might not want to criticize others for their lack of English mastery, toots.

Sir Hardin Thicke · 10-05-2010, 10:13 AM

You sure have a lot to say Ivory, considering you just joined a few weeks ago. Just some advice, take or leave it, but the amount of space you've already taken on this thread could have been used reviewing a provider, giving us details of an intimate affair between you and one of our lovelies. I'm just sayin'...

Whispers · 10-05-2010, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Sir Hardin Thicke

You sure have a lot to say Ivory, considering you just joined a few weeks ago. Just some advice, take or leave it, but the amount of space you've already taken on this thread could have been used reviewing a provider, giving us details of an intimate affair between you and one of our lovelies. I'm just sayin'...

Ivory is a long time stripper here to promote herself and try to scare guys away from what they enjoy doing in clubs. As well as to display her debate skills and ingratiate herself to the wusses and wimps that like a pat on the head here and there.

Ivory · 10-05-2010, 10:52 AM

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If you don't know what an ellipsis is, you might not want to criticize others for their lack of English mastery, toots.

Hey "toots" I know what an ellipsis is...I use them myself...but usually to mark a pause in mid sentence, or a thought in mid sentence. I just noted that Whispers overuses them at the end of almost every sentence to the point that it is distracting and not necessary because his use of the ellipsis doesn't make much sense...hence, my inquiry whether he has paralysis on the right side of his head and body, because he scorned me for not comprehending his long and rambling rants.

Don't dwell on it to too much though! :-)