Thinking of a name change

[David.Douchehurst]

Aqua Poon Humper Force

[Fletchlives]

Scarlett are you and Ol' DD finally getting hitched. Scarlett Douchehurst?

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Fletchlives

Scarlett are you and Ol' DD finally getting hitched. Scarlett Douchehurst?

Mrs. DD fits better

[David.Douchehurst]

Claire, when Scarlett an' Ah gits hitched, would yew be my mistress on tha side?

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

I like Ava but there are enough of them ... maybe Isabel? I'm blank on a last name but I like Rossi.

[Fletchlives]

Since you are the Don, how about Tonya Soprano?

[knotty man]

Originally Posted by Liquorman

in honor of your User Title, and with all due respect, how about "Don Whore-leone"???

i really like this one. but, to make it gender specific. i would change to Dawn Whore Leone

[Guest021716-4]

Oh great thanks, Knotty. So, now yall are trying to get me to do TWO free hand jobs? Sheezus. You and Liquorman are trying to gang up on me, huh. I see.

Btw, I dunno what kind of free hand job yall think I am going to give out.
My hand jobs consist of a very deliberate firm HAND shake!

Mr.DD, is this your attempt at making me jealous? I DON'T like to share my husbands'. Boyfriends, yes. Hobby Husbands, NO. Not even with Claire. Nope. She won't do it! She's a good girl. Unlike some of these other hoogers around here. Man stealers. Shhhshh! SMH...till' I'm dizzy!

DD, Kindly refer to my latest ISO. The position is still open, FYI.

[knotty man]

not tryin to steal licquorman's glory
he made the "dress", i just hemmed the seams

[Liquorman]

Originally Posted by knotty man

not tryin to steal licquorman's glory
he made the "dress", i just hemmed the seams

Thanks Knotty. I actually waivered between Don and Dawn for some time but being the Godfather fan that I am, I just couldn't make it anymore blasphemous it already is!!!

[Liquorman]

Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Oh great thanks, Knotty. So, now yall are trying to get me to do TWO free hand jobs? Sheezus. You and Liquorman are trying to gang up on me, huh. I see.

And Scarlett I think you would be more than able to handle yourself should we choose to gang up on you! Just sayin'...

[David.Douchehurst]

Ayatollah Ho'mammy
Stifler's Mom
Booberella Queen of the Galaxy
La Femme Nookie-ta

[Guest021716-4]

Originally Posted by Liquorman

And Scarlett I think you would be more than able to handle yourself should we choose to gang up on you! Just sayin'...

I dunno. I've never done a MFM handshake before. Ha! I found something I am a virgin to.


So what now? Tie breaker? You guys pulled a fast one on me!

Oh, and I am not talking to you, Double D. Hmmph! *bratty foot stomp*

Cheater cheater Mr. trying to eat my friend Claire eater!!!

[SofaKingFun]

I'mma' have to go with either,

Hot Black Chick

or

Panda.




Panda wins!

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[Guest021716-4]

OMMFG.....I just fell off the sofa, I laughed so hard and I don't even really know why!!! BUT that is some funny shit right there!! You been holdn' out?!