You know you're a Provider/Hobbyist when....

[JayceeRivers]

You know you are a provider when you have more lingerie than normal clothes

You know you are a provider when you stumble over the question "what do you do for a living"

You know you are a provider/hobbyist when you think of sexual positions in acronyms. *daty* *BBBJ* *Mish*

You know you are a provider when your favorites list on your computer is filled with forums such as eccie.

You know you are a provider when you have more nude pictures of yourself than a sex shop has nude magazines.

You know you are a hobbyist when you keep a spare condom in your wallet and yet you are married and snipped.

You know you are a hobbyst when you calculate your check to see how many hours that bonus gets you with your ATF.

You know you are a provider when you somehow end up at Walmart in pajama's and heels.

You know you are a provider when your doctor calls worried because you are three days late for your regular monthly tests.

You know you are a provider when you stumble of the question "what is your name" no matter the context

Example: Jayc...no Jen...no wait....what was my dancer name again?

[BobsAlias]

You're probably a hobbyist if you're married, have a few kid living at home, & you're somehow still getting some.

[KCQuestor]

Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

You know you are a hobbiest (did that just for you Questor!)

You just want to make me twitch even when I'm not in the room with you.

[Unique_Carpenter]

You know you're a hobbyist when you get texts from friends about their tour schedules, and your travel schedules, before those schedules get posted.

[CalvinHall]

You know you're a hobbyist when someone says something to you about "being comfortable" and all you can think about is taking your clothes off.

[lemoncrush]

lol leilani that is SO me!!


You know you're a Provider when you wonder what everyone's handle would be

[JayceeRivers]

Originally Posted by CalvinHall

You know you're a hobbyist when someone says something to you about "being comfortable" and all you can think about is taking your clothes off.

This one had me cracking up

[ElumEno]

You know your a hobbyist when you see the cost of things not in dollars, but in hours.
You know your a hobbyist when you collect the hotel envelopes so you can use them at a later time as a joke.
When you go see friends/family new apartment and think about rather or not it would make a good incall.
You know your a hobbyist when you keep a "Hobby Bag" in the truck of your car.
You know your a married hobbyist when you start hiding 10's and 20's in shop/car manuals and books.
(just found two 20's in one of my Chilton books the other day... lol)

[sherm]

you know you are a hobbyist when you stop to think before buying something, would I rather have this or an hour with a favorite

[zeke9218]

Originally Posted by ElumEno

You know your a hobbyist when you see the cost of things not in dollars, but in hours.
You know your a hobbyist when you collect the hotel envelopes so you can use them at a later time as a joke.
When you go see friends/family new apartment and think about rather or not it would make a good incall.
You know your a hobbyist when you keep a "Hobby Bag" in the truck of your car.
You know your a married hobbyist when you start hiding 10's and 20's in shop/car manuals and books.
(just found two 20's in one of my Chilton books the other day... lol)

ha, I just started with this and I'm hiding bills in a CD case in my car (wife hates the CD)

[lawrencegent]

You know you are a hobbiest when you are brushing your teeth in your car in a hotel parking lot

[OLindsay]

Lmao...