what do u guys (and gals) consider a hood provider?

[AdventureAdams]

Originally Posted by sensualsanaa

If you have a butterfly tattoo covering both butt cheeks...
If you have a chest tattoo...
And yes I meant the nicki minaj colors. The style referenced here is not a "hoodrat" hairstyle in my opinion. a little ghetto, maybe. But it depends on total presentation. The beehive she sometimes wears is a different story.

I think I have a clue to what you are referring too ....

[Eva Damita]

Originally Posted by trey

You found her off bissonet
She's white but try's to talk hood black
Pic has baby toys in the background.
When you ask her for water she calls her dope man.

[Guest121624]

Originally Posted by KatieKatieNYC

I am white, have a weave and a chest tattoo. I am hood!!! I will make sure to note that in my next ad.

Then your pics are either out of date, or they were removed by photoshop. In all honesty, please don't go back to blonde!! Maybe it's just that color blonde in your showcase, but you look so much better as a brunette. It's like looking at two different women. Having met you, the darker hair enhances your eyes.

Katie, this is what he meant by chest tatoo.




Names tatooed on the side of your neck, in blue.

[KatieKatie]

Yeah..I just got a chest tattoo. That doesn't make my pictures out of date.

[Guest021817-2]

Originally Posted by KatieKatieNYC

Yeah..I just got a chest tattoo. That doesn't make my pictures out of date.

Girl..... as long as your nipples are still seen........... Itz all guud....

[Eccie Addict]

I can deal with a chest tattoo way better than one right on the tit.... It just ruins a tit, ruins it I tell ya!! lol

[reesec]

OMFG!! I am laughing so hard the front desk just called to ask me to please keep the noise down!
Bwaaaahaaaaahaaaa!

I literally have tears in my eyes!

Dorian you are tff!

Wow! Just wow!

[SexyCassandra]

Well then.... I rock blond weave sometimes I also have a chest tattoo lol.
Never judge a book by its cover, or in this case a women /man by their appearance b/c you can be pleasantly surprised. If I had judged on appearance alone I would have missed out on a a lot of awesome people in my life. Now first impression.......Thats something. At least give the person a chance to prove you right...... or wrong

[Trey]

You found her on moco space
Olive Garden is the best restaurant she can name for dinner.
Has free gov cell as hobby phone
Her incall is on section 8
She won't stop posting in ISO
She has a pimp- he's a rapper
Her sexiest outfit is a bra and pantie set that actually matches
Her mother helped her get into the hobby
Her mother is her doubles partner as well

[Wakeup]

She's black...

[Champagne Brown]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

She's black...

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? She's Black!

[SuthrnSam]

Originally Posted by sensualsanaa

If you have a butterfly tattoo covering both butt cheeks...

Omg, I showed my SO a tat like that this weekend. Him and my BFF hollered "hoodrat shemale"! At the same time lol...

Omg I could add, but everyone else has soooo many great answers, and I'm sitting here lol'ing at everyone of them!

[bri.blaque.]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Point... Set... Match... Hood

Originally Posted by surcher

Then your pics are either out of date, or they were removed by photoshop. In all honesty, please don't go back to blonde!! Maybe it's just that color blonde in your showcase, but you look so much better as a brunette. It's like looking at two different women. Having met you, the darker hair enhances your eyes.

Katie, this is what he meant by chest tatoo.




Names tatooed on the side of your neck, in blue.

hey that chest tat is hot tho. i mean your baby daddy name on your collarbone lol! i hate that mess!

[Trey]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

She's black...

I saw that a mile away gotta do better

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

She's black...

Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? She's Black!

Originally Posted by trey

I saw that a mile away gotta do better

everybody knows Wakeup just loves the darkies
*getting warm and fuzzy like the Snuggles bear*

More Subtle Ways to Tell If You Are Or is Dealing With A Hoodrat:

1.You thought the movie Baby Boy had a fairytale ending.
2.You think it’s your 6 year-old’s responsibility to wake himself up for school.
3.You quote the movie The Player’s Club for wisdom on hoeing.
4.You actually frame those club pics with the airbrushed backgrounds.
5.You consider Red Lobster biscuits a delicacy.
6.You’re 33 years old and still allow men to give you promise rings.
7.Your “modeling shoots” take place in some negro’s den.
8. You think it’s cute that you don’t know how to pronounce certain words.
9.You have a crown tattoo on either tit.
10.Rats converse only about other rats and other broke people.
11. They love taking pictures with money that is the hood rat stamp. If she has a pic with money, or has a man with a pic full of money, she’s a rat, and so is her boyfriend.
12. If your man did time, is doing time, or had you do time for him, more than likely you’re a rat.
13. On Facebook they have stupid names like “Baby girl Minaj” or “Stacks on deck chick”.
14.When you go out in public, the loudest bitch there is usually the hoodrat.
15. You attract what you are. So if you’re always in rat drama, date rat males, your father is Master Splinter, you’re probably a hoodrat.