Flirting Thread

[rideacowboy]

Originally Posted by homer13

That's actually a really old pic of a chick I dated in high school and college. Dont have a clue how she looks now a days but she's got to be in her late 30's

Lmao I would love to see her face if she ever happened to come across your handle and avatar.

[homer13]

Originally Posted by SweetBabyBeth

Awwww come on mannnn. Your making me jealous now lol

I have a wondering eye, that's what happens when you leave me alone to roam.

[SweetBabyBeth]

Originally Posted by homer13

I have a wondering eye, that's what happens when you leave me alone to roam.

After I get you BCD bet you don't have a wondering eye after that lol

[homer13]

Originally Posted by SweetBabyBeth

After I get you BCD bet you don't have a wondering eye after that lol

You'd think that but I have a wandering penis too and he has a short attention span. I tell you what I think he's alive as well and I'll tell you why. I was at the club the other day and I was blitzed out of my mind. I was talking to this stripper and I have no clue what she said to me but I noticed my dick was starting to get hard and I didn't know why. I asked him (you know quietly inside my head) and he said do a rewind on what this girls saying. ( I'm thinking dude I'm so fucked up and can't even here half of what she's saying)

Come to find out she was trying to get me out of there or in the vip to do some stuff to me, I didn't hear a word of it but my penis did and he took charge.

[SweetBabyBeth]

Originally Posted by homer13

You'd think that but I have a wandering penis too and he has a short attention span. I tell you what I think he's alive as well and I'll tell you why. I was at the club the other day and I was blitzed out of my mind. I was talking to this stripper and I have no clue what she said to me but I noticed my dick was starting to get hard and I didn't know why. I asked him (you know quietly inside my head) and he said do a rewind on what this girls saying. ( I'm thinking dude I'm so fucked up and can't even here half of what she's saying)

Come to find out she was trying to get me out of there or in the vip to do some stuff to me, I didn't hear a word of it but my penis did and he took charge.

LOL.. So what your saying is all I have to do is whisper sweet nothings in your ear and (BIG MAN) is ready?

[Capt. Howdy]

That and a little V Mickey in his drink!

[SweetBabyBeth]

Originally Posted by Capt. Howdy

That and a little V Mickey in his drink!

Daymn... I have to drug him too???

[homer13]

Originally Posted by SweetBabyBeth

Daymn... I have to drug him too???

No, no, no. There is no need for drugging. You don't even have to whisper in my ear. I'm telling you just bend down and talk directly to him. It helps if we are both naked but if you are uncomfy being naked I can just pull him out so you can chat with him.

[guest020313]

Homer is a willing victim you don't have to drug him lol I know That for a fact

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

Originally Posted by homer13

......I was at the club the other day and I was blitzed out of my mind. I was talking to this stripper and I have no clue what she said to me but I noticed my dick was starting to get hard and I didn't know why. I asked him (you know quietly inside my head) and he said do a rewind on what this girls saying. ( I'm thinking dude I'm so fucked up and can't even here half of what she's saying)

Come to find out she was trying to get me out of there or in the vip to do some stuff to me, I didn't hear a word of it but my penis did and he took charge.

2 words:

CONVERSATIONAL HYPNOSIS.

Ok so when have I ever just said 2 words. So 5 more.

That woman had a mouthpiece .

[natasteewsym]

Wow, Absolutely you look really nice in your pics, PM me!

[A.monroe]

Sweet, you are Sooo hot? No homo but I'm Defiantly flirting!!