I MISS PENIS!!!!

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by auknowho

What is this free parking? I have to find out now? I get no perks? I paid for mine at the boat........LMAO

Htowner didn't tell you the secret to free parking at the boat before he invited you? Teach you to trust an ex-mod. He pulls up to the car wash next door (always a line on Sundays) and conveniently takes his keys with him. When they see him stumble back to the car that's blocked one lane of traffic for 3 hours, they're afraid to say anything because of his notable condition (and the proximity of his car to other customer vehicles). Works every time for him.

Wayward was going to try it but the line extended out to Richmond because some asshole left his car but took off with his keys.

[simpleton]

Did I say I have a penis you could use? Well only when you get back. You could use it all night long.Just let me know when and I could give it to you all night long or least 10 minutes.

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by simpleton

Did I say I have a penis you could use? Well only when you get back. You could use it all night long.Just let me know when and I could give it to you all night long or least 10 minutes.

simpleton: If you're not talking to the person posting immediately before you, do yourself (and me) a favor and quote the post(er) to which you refer. Just some unsolicited advice from one who doesn't want your penis all night, 10 minutes, or even a millisecond. Hope you have no problems with rejection.

[Wayward]

Damn Htowner, just knew I should have taken the pink Vespa.

[simpleton]

Originally Posted by TexasGator

simpleton: If you're not talking to the person posting immediately before you, do yourself (and me) a favor and quote the post(er) to which you refer. Just some unsolicited advice from one who doesn't want your penis all night, 10 minutes, or even a millisecond. Hope you have no problems with rejection.

ok point taken. Just for the record I wasn't offering you the use of my penis.

[boardman]

Everyone gets all riled up about free parking and next thing I know I pull in this morning and there is a pink Vespa sitting in my....... er...... Wayward's space. Y'all need to quit griping and find your own damned spaces to pilfer.

[Bianca Page]

Well, the only rehab I would be going to is sex rehab, and ya'll dont see me on VH1. Thank you, TG for being so sweet. Anyway back to the matter at hand, I didnt bring any toys with me so the manual labor is killing my fingers and hands. I cant wait until I get back, so I can be lazy and have someone else do it for me. lol I miss everyone!!!!

Originally Posted by Egrbvr

10 day in, 20 to go. Sounds like rehab to me.

[KinkyNasty]

Originally Posted by auknowho

Egrbvr Thank you for clarifying!

Now back to topic, I am picking her up from the airport TG! you better have a faster car.......LOL

I dare not to challenge the words of the Super Mod...but she drove. No need for an airport pick up! Just saying...

[DarthMaul]

Originally Posted by Bianca Page

Anyway back to the matter at hand, I didnt bring any toys with me so the manual labor is killing my fingers and hands. I cant wait until I get back, so I can be lazy and have someone else do it for me. lol I miss everyone!!!!

I think I need a smoke...

[am-a-pleaser]

Bianca, Fly all the way to Midland. I'll pick you up at the airport and fluff you while you drive my car to a nice place to stay. I'll make sure you're properly taken care of. You may want to get some relief before we leave the airport parking lot.

The West Texas guys know how to appreciate a sexy girl like you. After you're properly done, you can return home and settle into a nice routine again.

[KinkyNasty]

Ok...never knew one could actuall "fluff" a girl... Must be a west TX thing.... LOL

[Guest040810-3]

and while she is driving no less

[Artie Lange]

Just so you know it, Wayward misses penis also.

[notanewbie]

careful Jake

[Artie Lange]

I talked to Wayward. He and his boi toy have made ammends, so he know longer misses penis.