Come on guys!

[Champagne Brown]

I actually got a strobe light, that comes with nature sounds that a Mod gave to me... So my relaxing sounds are covered.

If it could just stop for like 20mins, would be awesome. I have to head to work soon.

[MarcellusWalluz]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

MW: beginning.

Thanks..... I only drop a deuce at a provider's spot if the activities were lousy. I try to leave it in the trash can if there's one available to insure she has no doubt I left unsatisfied. So be leery if I ask to use the restroom on my way out.

[kerwil62]

I'm not shitting at a provider's incall. Fuck that!!

If my stomach starts bubbling en route I'll call/text her and tell her to push the time back at least 15 minutes while I hit a Target, Walmart, or a hotel. If she can't then we'll just have to reschedule.

Fellas y'all should know she's gonna talk about your ass in the Ladie's Room if you took a shit at her incall. It is what it is.

What if the tables are turned and the provider has to take a shit during the session? Fellas what would you do? Me, I'd probably end the session.

I remember a while back some dude had a doubles appointment and both girls got ahold of some bad food before the session, which jacked up both their stomachs. They both had to go shit, one right behind the other. Man I could not stop laughing!!!

[pxmcc]

i have zero problem if nature calls while a gal is at my place. my only request is that she makes use of the wet-n-wipes that i always have stocked in my bathroom so we can have hygienically-correct (inside n out, btw) booty worship lol. the alternative is definitely a deal-breaker. bad dato moves a gal right on to my dns list..

[Alyssa71]

Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

I agree shit does happen..

Speaking for "myself".. As long as they flush, wash up afterwards, and don't leave streaks on my crispy white towels,we're good.

+1. I haven't had it happen yet and if they did take a dookie they must have been quiet as a mouse. LOL.

[Alyssa71]

Originally Posted by MarcellusWalluz

Thanks..... I only drop a deuce at a provider's spot if the activities were lousy. I try to leave it in the trash can if there's one available to insure she has no doubt I left unsatisfied. So be leery if I ask to use the restroom on my way out.

Eww!

[Alyssa71]

Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

I actually got a strobe light, that comes with nature sounds that a Mod gave to me... So my relaxing sounds are covered.

If it could just stop for like 20mins, would be awesome. I have to head to work soon.

That sounds nice. I love rain/forest sounds, they're so relaxing. I need one of those!

[shinepro]

I don't get you guys at all. Like I've never shit at an incall, moreso because I'm scared of threads like this. I'm scared of being black balled in the ladies room until I get my nuts up and say who care. Am I a gentleman yes? Do I pay with no problems yes! But I'm not missing an extraordinary amount of ass to pay alot of money to have sex. If I ever have to take a shit the provider better understand. My home slice Vic is the head guy at Goldiggers. I go in the back all the time with those nasty hoes; place smell like Kung Pao pussy, bloody tampons on the floor, trashcan full of just unmentionables. Etc. So you think Its fucking natural, we shit. Men are such pussies they bust their asses all day then fucking become I don't know what to appease a female. I don't know about you'll but I fucked over a thousand chicks. I'm good on pussy. Period. If I have to shit, I'm telling her then shitting. Period. End of story. I wish all the women on here who have a no shit policy would honestly say they have never vomited or took a shit in a public place. Some 10 dollar an hour worker has had to come behind your ass and clean up or deodorize that shit for bullshit money so please if I'm paying a foooking high rate to foook a chick I'm saying sorry I have to shit. If she blackballs me who gives a shit. Pussy ain't cured cancer, and really guys have the edge but just foooking give it up. Sigh. Tooodlez

[Cameron Houston]

Originally Posted by shinepro

I don't get you guys at all. Like I've never shit at an incall, moreso because I'm scared of threads like this. I'm scared of being black balled in the ladies room until I get my nuts up and say who care. Am I a gentleman yes? Do I pay with no problems yes! But I'm not missing an extraordinary amount of ass to pay alot of money to have sex. If I ever have to take a shit the provider better understand. My home slice Vic is the head guy at Goldiggers. I go in the back all the time with those nasty hoes; place smell like Kung Pao pussy, bloody tampons on the floor, trashcan full of just unmentionables. Etc. So you think Its fucking natural, we shit. Men are such pussies they bust their asses all day then fucking become I don't know what to appease a female. I don't know about you'll but I fucked over a thousand chicks. I'm good on pussy. Period. If I have to shit, I'm telling her then shitting. Period. End of story. I wish all the women on here who have a no shit policy would honestly say they have never vomited or took a shit in a public place. Some 10 dollar an hour worker has had to come behind your ass and clean up or deodorize that shit for bullshit money so please if I'm paying a foooking high rate to foook a chick I'm saying sorry I have to shit. If she blackballs me who gives a shit. Pussy ain't cured cancer, and really guys have the edge but just foooking give it up. Sigh. Tooodlez

Look, nobody is saying that they’re not allowed to shit. Just simply saying, have some manners to cut the water on and handle your business, WHERE I DONT HAVE TO HEAR THAT SHIT! Literally, lol... And of course thoroughly clean your ass afterwards!

[Champagne Brown]

Originally Posted by shinepro

I don't get you guys at all. Like I've never shit at an incall, moreso because I'm scared of threads like this. I'm scared of being black balled in the ladies room until I get my nuts up and say who care. Am I a gentleman yes? Do I pay with no problems yes! But I'm not missing an extraordinary amount of ass to pay alot of money to have sex. If I ever have to take a shit the provider better understand. My home slice Vic is the head guy at Goldiggers. I go in the back all the time with those nasty hoes; place smell like Kung Pao pussy, bloody tampons on the floor, trashcan full of just unmentionables. Etc. So you think Its fucking natural, we shit. Men are such pussies they bust their asses all day then fucking become I don't know what to appease a female. I don't know about you'll but I fucked over a thousand chicks. I'm good on pussy. Period. If I have to shit, I'm telling her then shitting. Period. End of story. I wish all the women on here who have a no shit policy would honestly say they have never vomited or took a shit in a public place. Some 10 dollar an hour worker has had to come behind your ass and clean up or deodorize that shit for bullshit money so please if I'm paying a foooking high rate to foook a chick I'm saying sorry I have to shit. If she blackballs me who gives a shit. Pussy ain't cured cancer, and really guys have the edge but just foooking give it up. Sigh. Tooodlez

I had worse then someone, pooping in my house..

Never made a thread about it, guess I felt like it didn't need to be brodcast.. (not alert worthy) . Try on someone doing a smelly fart in your face while doing a blow job.. True story

My kirkwood days

Even if you dont put a stamp on it, lost business(you probably did want him back after that anyway)..

Her incall her rules

On her account of events, it was the sound that bothered her.. I can dig that.

[shinepro]

If I have to take a diarrhea shit at an incall, wash my ass, I'm doing what I have to do. Mofos act like this to impress a chick but don't worry about their fat so at home who loves them. I'm not doing it. This shit is hard money. Anyone who doesn't want to take it oh well. I've had some great pussy and the world didn't change after my nut. I'm a great client, don't want any problems, but if I can shit around my chick who feeds me, loves me, takes care of my children who aernt hers you can best believe if I have to blast in your toilet I'm politely asking or leaving. Tooodlez..

[Champagne Brown]

Originally Posted by Alyssa71

+1. I haven't had it happen yet and if they did take a dookie they must have been quiet as a mouse. LOL.

Maybe, because their stomach wasn't turning like ol dudes..Ive never heard sounds either, but knew.. I'm not an ear hustle either

If its making loud sounds, their not feeling well..

Poor guy, but he went on with the show.. His regret im sure

[Champagne Brown]

Originally Posted by kerwil62

What if the tables are turned and the provider has to take a shit during the session? Fellas what would you do? Me, I'd probably end the session.

It sounds like, it should've been cancelled instead of going through with the appt.. Anyone in their right mind, knows he was not feeling well.

Thread name should have been: if you're sick stay home, or if you get sick in my incall appointment will be cancelled.

Originally Posted by kerwil62

I remember a while back some dude had a doubles appointment and both girls got ahold of some bad food before the session, which jacked up both their stomachs. They both had to go shit, one right behind the other. Man I could not stop laughing!!!

He got hit with a double whammy!


Poor girls..

[Alyssa71]

^^^LMAO

[Prince Akeem Of Zamunda]

If he'd cancelled,there would also been a thread in Coed
"No good,little dick time wasting trick NCNSed me due to bubble guts..ladies
do not see this jerk "