You Know That You've Been In The Hobby/Biz Too Long

[badhusband]

Good ones! They've all been good. I think it's because we can all relate!

Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

-angusranch THATS FUNNY!!


- When you can remember the old days of advertising in the GC and A&E adult papers & there was no such thing as Screening.

- When you feel like you got jipped, after an overnight date leaves....because it was a civie date! (and I put in WORK too - WTF!!) ...I'm done doing CHARITY WORK dammit, lol!

- When you know the valet guys at all of the Omni Hotels, and they just park your car up front without asking.

- When you sleep with a civie guy and he accuses you of being a Porn Star! Who me???? lol

- When condoms are ALWAYS included on your grocery lists, right underneath laundry soap, dog food, etc.

- When you can't remember some of your Provider friends REAL NAMES!!

- When your Lingerie closet has more outfits in it than your regular clothes!!

- When the people at the Sex Shops know you by name and know your preferences in toys, lingerie, and lubes!

XOXO
ItalianaPrincess

[pmdelites]

Originally Posted by incognito isis

when u drive around town and realize you've had sex in every single hotel you pass by on the street.

incognito, see my post #19 in this thread w/ the map.

Originally Posted by Reese Foster

(posted at 4:47 am)

someone was up late?? or up early??

[ItalianaPrincess]

PMD - wHO CAREs...her new avatar has me drOOLing

And it's making me crave BUBBLE gum! Mmmm, I'm in love with that perfect bubble butt Reese!

[LovingKayla]

Originally Posted by TexRich

.....when you see a youngin provider and find out you have seen her mother too in the past.

Holy shit that's the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. ROTFLMAO!


And IP every single one of yours apply to at least one person I know in hobby.

[AngelaAspenXXX]

-When you open your wallet and theres credit card slips

-WHile at Happy Hour in Cherry Creek Denver, I check guys watches and shoes... then I look down in my purse and see condoms and ....smile. #Easy

- I check a girls reviews Before I Happy Hour with her... or smash my head when I dont check her reviews and am let down

-When I look at reviews of guys expecting MSOG/ GFE/ Greek for 100 bucks and he didnt get it and is complaining... Im thinking...Well.. duh. I start judging guys by their reviews more than girls!

-When I check TOB/Eccie, TMZ, Twitter, and then CNN before I head out the door.

-When I see a trainer or a custom job on my car in hours I had to fuck

-When you always have cash and forgot why people get in credit card debt

-When you realize that YOU have to pay for your Health Insurance and you forget what people are talking about when they mention the company 401k Plan and benifits

-When unemployed to you means... well... just re-post yourself

-When you realize lunch break and the DFW guys lunch break are two different times

-You dont understand hot girls that are free sluts

-When you reminince with other providers their income BEFORE the recession when you would see 5-6 $400 clients a day without batting a lash.

-When you wish to settle down in Denver but EVERYONE recognizes you! Everyone says hi... Then you realize why girls cover their faces. Um... oops! Didnt think of that 5 years ago...

-When long ago, doing 8-10 clients a day sounded easy, fun and normal...

-When your normal friends say "My Husband Would NEVER Cheat"... and you laugh histerically in your head

-When your normal friends realize that ANY and EVERY husband (99.999999) cheats then ...they pause.... and ask you how to do a blow job.

-When your normal friends know that if you ARE busy, they can reach you within an hour from now

- when you travel with your best friends and they are used to sitting in Starbucks while you "finish a client"... then they always ask you "Was the client hot?" is the very FIRST question out of their mouth.

-When you go visit your family, they take you back to the airport. You go in one door and out the other to hail a taxi to set up shop at the local 4-star

-When your only cc charges are hotels, airlines, and ads

- When you visualize fat guys penises and know his girlfriend is NOT getting laid.

-When you look at a guy in a wheelchair with no functioning limbs and KNOW he can fuck AND cum twice!

-When you have fucking a guy in a wheelchair down pat and dont even flinch

- When you know a guys cock size by looking at him

-When you KNOW when a guy is on VIAGRA... its not a guess... its basic science

-When you look at a guy and know if he can cum once or twice in an hour

-When you can fake your having fun with ANYONE

-When your banker clearly knows your not a stripper and is the ONLY one who knows your name

-When for the Holiday's.. you run Specials to make the guys feel loved but you really need to pay for all the gifts you need to buy

-When the counter of your bathroom does not have "Hello Kitty" on it but looks like a hotel bathroom

-When you look closely at the floor and bedspreads of any house, hotel.. even your own.. and examine it for cum stains.

- you can spot a Cum Stain from a mile away

-when you know you cant get an STD from a blowjob because Angela Aspen is the TEST SUBJECT (tested monthly)and you need to be honest... ya dont like giving head.

- you travel with candles

- you know how to lie to ANYONE and tell them they are your first of the day... even at 10PM

-When I KNOW a fellow escort LIES to me. Cant Play the Playa Sweetie

Hm... Im sure I can think of more...

xo- angela aspen

[pmdelites]

angela, whew!!!! sounds like you or someone you know has been around the block a time or two or three ....

[pmdelites]

Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

PMD - wHO CAREs...her new avatar has me drOOLing

And it's making me crave BUBBLE gum! Mmmm, I'm in love with that perfect bubble butt Reese!

so, maybe we need to tag team her!!!

forgot, scheduling can be a bitch.

but, at least we can tag team her avatar!!

[AngelaAspenXXX]

pmdelites,

RESUME:
Nope... its all me! I used to be a YOUTH PASTOR saving myself for marriage. My father was head of my denomination... so I was born on a Stage and knew how to hold a conversation

Three months after loosing my virginity and only watching RATED PG movies, I was in Adult Films. That was...6 years ago

So I know a TINY bit about the biz... hahaha...

xox- angela aspen

[deere]

You are seeing a new provider, hear voices in the outer room and upon exiting you know both of them on a first name basis... You drive away thinking, "I've been doing this shit too long"...

[daltxm4f]

AngelaAspenXXX impressive list and very funny!! Thanks for sharing.

[mar6]

I giggle every time I see "BJ" on the back of a football referee's shirt (back judge)

[Copierguy0]

When your Repairing a Machine and you notice a lady that looks just like a Provider, you ask for her name and she gives you her real one. lol
(your thinking: BS lady, i seen your pic on Eccie)

this has happened to me alot

Also ladies will go out of their way to get a good look at you while your working on a machine, like their thinking is this the COPIERGUY? lol

CG

[mar6]

Copierguy. You ended your post with CG. I read it as "cowgirl." I have been doing this way too long haha.

So is there an Asian Copier Guy?

[badhusband]

When I'm going to a civvie friend's house, and I have the urge to call them when I'm 10mins away.

[daaaaaman]

When I get a hard on driving by 635/75 or the galleria