Megalodon
I have no idea what the fuck "verified anthropophagous inclinations" means, but I do know that sharks freak me the hell out. On the one hand, I'm so completely fascinated by them that any time I see anything shark-related on TV I'm sucked in by some inexplicable primal urge to watch intently while these things annihilate seals with their horrible horrible teeth, but on the flip side I'm more terrified of those mammal-obliterating aquatic murder machines than any other creature, person, or construct in real life or fiction. I'm not even kidding – I'd rather battle Cthulhu in hand-to-hand combat armed with a foam pool noodle than tread water in the ocean within a hundred yards of a Great White. Sure, a teeming face full of grisly tentacle-y death would be simultaneously painful and humiliating, but it's still better than chomped into tiny pieces by several rows of serrated teeth while staring into the endless black recesses of some emotionless beast's expressionless dead eyes.
For starters, sharks are nature's ultimate killing machines. Obscenely-gigantic death factories with an insatiable hunger, no capacity for pity, and the disturbing ability to attack their unsuspecting prey from any direction, at any time, whenever they want, with enough power and ferocity to dismember you instantly and gruesomely. Their cold, dead eyes are windows to their black, all-devouring souls, and these permanently-pissed demonic spawn of Satan not only disembowel mammals, fish, and other unsuspecting idiots in roughly the time it takes most divers to barf into their rebreathers – they also hate everything that you love, like hot bikini babes, harpoon cannons, and not being horrifically mutilated. The only thing they even remotely derive joy from is consuming the blood of the innocent – the second you accidentally cut your hand on the poop deck and spill a single drop of crimson into the water these things freak the fuck out, come flying up from the murky blackness of the ocean, and start gnawing on your ship and tearing you and all of your friends into chum (which they then suck down like a bowl of chicken tortilla soup). Fuck, sharks are so evil they even attack other wounded sharks – as soon as their good buddy gets a cut and they smell his weakness they rip him apart and wear his skin around like a hat.
Read on..
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/megalodon.html
Anita, likes the clips too btw. Make ya think twice next time on a jet ski!
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