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Originally Posted by discreetgent
Well, if he worried less about implants and more about his paws he might have been able to compete with Mr. Bear.
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You can not improve on perfection.

Poor Mr Bear while a ball can be easily purchased there is very little that a cosmetic surgeon could do with his deformed little paw.
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Originally Posted by pjorourke
Thats it! Blame it on me. 
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Every time I use the B word I plan on crediting it back to you
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Originally Posted by WTF
You have his balls cut off and then work him like a dog just so he can earn enough money to buy some fake ones?
I think Ed might have Stockholm Syndrome.  !
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I think that society as a whole should be very relieved that I never had children.
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Originally Posted by WTF
btw whats with this 'ball' saving account? Having one ball is like being half preggy. They are sold in PAIRS!
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The poor guy only makes 10 dollars an hour 7 after he pays his income tax. Minus money for rent/food/snacks/gas to haul his rather large butt back and forth to the beach. Not to mention utility's, and various service charges.... brushing/massage etc. It took him to the age of 8 to save enough for one ball .If he wants both balls he will be pushing 16 by the time he can buy a pair.