Bonn's (HUGE) Pee Wee's Big (err, GAPING) Adventure!

[bonn11]

Now there's an idea for a review title.

Legend of the Ass Pipe Plunder.

I'll need to soften it up of course so I don't scare off any potential "starfish."

[a10bomb]

Originally Posted by Netx9

My attempt at random Bonn non-sequiturs unrelated to posts they follow::

Pickles are fun when you eat them.

Then when I eat them, I've had fun.

LOL!!!

[thatgirlbailey]

This thread keeps getting more awesome.

[mayorcastro]

Originally Posted by thatgirlbailey

This thread keeps getting more awesome.

I agree with ya, Dirk. Like I said before, most Bonn threads are filled with comedic gold

[thatgirlbailey]

Originally Posted by mayorcastro

Like I said before, most Bonn threads are filled with comedic gold

Certainly can't argue that.

[Seedy]

Bonn, you should pack up, and bring your road show to Houston, there has to be some chicas over here that need your Roto-Rooter treatment. Lol

[a10bomb]

Originally Posted by mayorcastro

I agree with ya, Dirk. Like I said before, most Bonn threads are filled with comedic gold

[a10bomb]

Originally Posted by Netx9

Hi... "someone" here...

wwwwaaaaiiiittttt a minute Netx9 you are "someone" I thought I was "someone" or was I "somebody" now I am confused maybe this will help

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

SL'S Review of an Oil Change:

I went to the dealership and got an oil change. Place was clean and the guy did a great job. They even put a sticker on the windshield to remind me of my next appointment.

BONN"S Review of an Oil Change:

I scheduled my oil change and was surprised that when I got there that it was a chick. She started talking dirty to me so what was I to do? She asked how long my dip stick was so I showed her. She slowly wiped the oil off my dip stick ever so gently with a silky smooth clean rag. After she did the entire shaft she started using her tongue and tickling the end, flicking it like a snake. She cradled the bottom of the dip stick with her little hands as her serpents tongue did the work.

As if my 'large" wrench was big enough with the pills I take (PM me for Info) it seemed to feel even bigger watching her preform the dance with the dip stick. My wrench started to feel very heavy so I strapped it to my leg using rubber coated barbed wire. I was ready for action. It was time to remove the oil filter. She bent over and realized she couldn't reach it. I immediately removed my big ass wrench and next thing you know I was lug nut deep into the engine compartment. She watched me do this and she started breathing very fast. I plowed away turning and turning that slippery filter and when it finally popped off she let out a scream. 6/5 she O'D. I slowly pulled out the nasty lubed up filter and handed it to her and she smiled. You know that cute smile you get when a job is well done.

She asked me to hand her the oil after screwing in the new oil filter. I gave her can after can and she took every last drop. Breathing heavy the entire time. Then she looked up with that cute smile and said... "that's a LOT OF OIL." The hood came down and we both went to the slop sink to wash our hands.

Stay tuned were both getting our tires rotated next week!

BUMP...

[MrTex1959]

Who cares..

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

BUMP...

It seems almost poetic that someone would bump/promote his own fictional review embedded in a Bonn thread. Post modernity approves.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks

It seems almost poetic that someone would bump/promote his own fictional review "BALLS DEEP" in a Bonn thread. Post modernity approves.

FTFY

[Guest070316-1]

TFF SL. You never cease to amaze.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Dr. Dew

TFF SL. You never cease to amaze.