I got jokes!

[JadeRose]

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.


What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
You just KNOW she'll swallow.......

[fun2come]

Proof God likes porn:

He created Adam and Eve for his viewing pleasures....

.... AFTER getting tired of watching Adam jerking off all the time

[Txcruiser]

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Arkansas have in common?

They were both fingered by their older brother.

[Txcruiser]

What's the difference between a washing machine and a teenage girl?

You can dump a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a month telling you it loves you.

[Txcruiser]

Originally Posted by Little Monster

How bout you worry about your own self newbie. Racist jokes are my favorite, they are the funniest. and I'm saying that as someone who is half Mexican

....and half ignorant, I guess.

[Little Monster]

Originally Posted by Txcruiser

....and half ignorant, I guess.

Yep, that's my problem deal with it.

[Little Monster]

Originally Posted by Blue_eyed_shy_guy

See, there ya go: LM is an equal opportunity offender.

Oh yeah!! I am a racist, if you are of the Human Race I will rip on you, People = Shit



Don't be racist, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!!!

[Blue_eyed_shy_guy]

Originally Posted by Little Monster

Don't be racist, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!!!

Dude, I hope you find a lady who shares your sense of humor.

And has nice feet.

Humor. Feet. Yeah.

[JadeRose]

Originally Posted by Little Monster

Oh yeah!! I am a racist, if you are of the Human Race I will rip on you, People = Shit



Don't be racist, be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!!!

This is wonderful

[RetiredNinja]

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."

When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"
"$75 dollars," said the first.

The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess.

The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.
"$20 dollars" replies the third. The first two start laughing hysterically.

"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"

[Txcruiser]

Skeleton walks into a bar and says "Gimme a beer and a mop."

Ghost drifts into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."

3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west, sidles up to the bar, tilts back his hat and says, "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw...."

[Lastcallsuks]

James Bond, Jack Bauer, & Jason Bourne go into the woods. Who survives?

Chuck Norris.

[Txcruiser]

A Mexican magician says "On the count of three I'll disappear." He counts UNO....DOS...and then *POOF* he vanished without a tres.

[Alexxxiana Azul]

some of these had me laughing...thanks for sharing

[knotty man]

Whats the difference between a gay man and a refridgerator?
A refridgerator doesnt fart when you take your meat out