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			04-29-2010, 01:20 PM
			
			
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			04-29-2010, 08:46 PM
			
			
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			04-29-2010, 10:51 PM
			
			
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COCKTAIL
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			04-30-2010, 01:40 AM
			
			
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HOLLOW MAN
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			05-01-2010, 10:54 AM
			
			
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			05-01-2010, 12:03 PM
			
			
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KICK ASS
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			05-01-2010, 02:48 PM
			
			
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HOT TUB TIME MACHINE?
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			05-03-2010, 12:55 PM
			
			
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Look, I'm throwing a little party in our room tonight, and you'd better be there.  
 Oh, I'm sorry. I have a date with Philip tonight.  
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			05-03-2010, 04:52 PM
			
			
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STRIPTEASE
  
Just stay out of my way... or you'll pay! LISTEN to what I say!   
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			05-03-2010, 06:39 PM
			
			
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			05-04-2010, 04:48 AM
			
			
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				I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?  
			
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\
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She: "I'm going to wash my hair and puke."
 
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			05-04-2010, 08:58 AM
			
			
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She: "I'm going to wash my hair and puke." 
 
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"We hear you've been missing quite a bit of work recently."
 
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