hygiene???

[Maxx]

I, like many, always shower before an encounter or at least make sure I'm in the good hygiene category. You'll always find me in good hygiene. I also like the ladies to be in the same category. Now after we've been playing awhile the sweaty bodies and smells of sex can be very enticing for a 2nd go around!! Lucky for me, can't say I've ever had a "bad hygiene" encounter in all my time! Knock on my wood!!!

[e_l traveler]

Isn't it common sense that we, as adults, should recognize what constitutes as good hygiene?

[Erich711]

And there I was... sweet, really nice lady with incredible orals skills and she deftly lifts and throws her leg over to go into a wonderful round of sixty-nine (old school... spelled it out... ) and then...

I AM OVERWHELMED by a waft of shite and oh by the way.... rough "I haven't shaved in three days" nubs of her inner thighs...uuuggghhhh!

I politely and faking lust ask her to move south so that I can watch.... took me a while to get the "aroma memory" erased...

I so agree with you Alpha!

[Pepper_Springfield]

Originally Posted by joshharris86

How is that even possible? People showering with a garden hose?

I dunno! I had supplies there! They just don't reach their butt cracks I suppose! One time I remember smelling something funky while licking the lollipop, then the guy gets up cause we were gonna switch to do something else and low and behold a poopi stain on the bed! Now, that's a dirty ass! A la chingada! Don't be that guy! LOL

[a10bomb]

Originally Posted by Darcy Darling

I dunno! I had supplies there! They just don't reach their butt cracks I suppose! One time I remember smelling something funky while licking the lollipop, then the guy gets up cause we were gonna switch to do something else and low and behold a poopi stain on the bed! Now, that's a dirty ass! A la chingada! Don't be that guy! LOL

I think I just threw up!!!


The things you ladies have to put up with just astounds me!!!

I mean I have worked with people who come in first thing in the morning smelling like BO and I just want to yell at them "HEY IT'S CALLED A SHOWER!! TAKE ONE!!!"

Oh and the same goes to you guys that party all night and then get up the next morning and still smell like so much alcohol it is like oozing out of your pores. I am glad you had fun drinking or whatever but I really don't want to get contact drunk just standing next to you ok. Well maybe I do just so it makes my day more bearable having to be next to your alcohol induced smelly ass... on second thought NO I DON'T TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER!!!!

As for providers hygiene I will say that I have been lucky enough to never had any problems with that... knock on wood

[SweetCara]

Originally Posted by joshharris86

How is that even possible? People showering with a garden hose?

Originally Posted by Darcy Darling

Or when someone gets there and they shower, but they still have smelly pompis! Ewwwww!

Ooooooh yes! This definitely can happen. And not only with people that do not scrub their junk good enough and get all the areas clean. But also with really over-weight gentlemen. I'm not saying all of them are the same and they all have a bad smell whether they shower or not. But in my experience, more often than not, the seriously over-weight gentlemen I saw had a bad smell in their nether regions even after showering. For a lady that truly enjoys giving oral, this is a HUGE turn off for me.
And as adults, we should know what smells on us and take care of it before we go meeting someone you're going to be getting naked with and rubbing all up against.

Originally Posted by Erich711

Great thread, but have a question for the Ladies... now, let's just say that your guy is TOTALLY ignoring you, while doing yard work, fixing the porch, working on your car, hot day, he's just wearing jeans, clean chest and sweat dripping off his bod....

The poor guy could really use a beer or....

I used to LOVE watching my guy work outside in the yard in nothing but his jeans, his chest glistening in the sun from all the hard work he'd been doing. Mmmm....it's making me hott just thinking about it. I would definitely let him bend me over the nearest object and have his way with me. But not before I ran into the house and grabbed a clean wet wash cloth to clean that thing off.

[Erich711]

Originally Posted by SweetCara

I used to LOVE watching my guy work outside in the yard in nothing but his jeans, his chest glistening in the sun from all the hard work he'd been doing. Mmmm....it's making me hott just thinking about it. I would definitely let him bend me over the nearest object and have his way with me. But not before I ran into the house and grabbed a clean wet wash cloth to clean that thing off.

Ooooh boy! Having visions of SweetCara standing in the door with cutoff shorts, tank-top, no bra, a beer in one hand, a wash cloth in the other and the hottest, smokiest Bette Davis CFM look.... Yow, who said yard work wasn't fun!

(Mod, I mentioned wash-cloth to stay on hygiene thread... )

[Dice man1983]

Scope on balls, fuck that if I would put it in my eyes I wouldn't put on or near my balls.

[Guest100114-1]

I usually show up with bad breath, food in my teeth, dirty finger nails, dingle berries, and un-trimmed hair sticking out my ass that is corn-rolled and looks like predator is hiding in there. I've never had complaints. Lol

But seriously I try to make sure I shower before a session and if I can't, I ask to use the shower at the incall.

I have encountered where a provider wasn't so "fresh" and it totally turned me off so I can relate to you ladies that require a clean man when you meet.

Darcydarling.........that image is freakin gross lol. That's some funny shit! And if someone left poopoo stains on the sheets, he deserves to be thrown out.....naked!!!!!!!!

[KlassyKelliAnn]

This thread makes me want to vomit... brings up so many horrible memories!!! ughhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate smelly dirty men. Take a fucking shower and brush your teeth or do not call me ever!
To date I have made over (at least) 150 people leave because I couldnt handle their nasty BO or stinky ass breath. They were all given the chance to bathe at my incall as well as use all amenities provided for top to bottom hygiene perfection. All insisted they were clean, "good to go", or had JUST showered before arriving! Riiiiiiight..... Rolls eyes. Those who do accept the offer to take a shower sometimes still smell bad..... WTF??? I am your fuck slut for the hour- not your mother! If a grown man hasnt learned to wash his fucking nasty shitty ass by now he never will thus the very reason I kick them out.

I once did a survey.
Want a realistic stat: 1 out of every 3 clients to visit a provider smells rank in some way.

Clean your fucking junk or put that shit back in the trunk and go the fuck home!

.......just sayin

KKA
XOXO

[nushi]

Bottom line up front: You have to scrub.

Soap 101. Chemical properties allow it to remove oil and dirt. Antibacterial soap can also kill bacteria.

Bacteria 101. Good and bad bacteria live all over your body and feed on things that you sweat out and dead skin cells. While eating, they produce different odors depending on the type of bacteria and what they eat.

Soap meets bacteria. Bacteria can hold on to you, so maybe it's not so easy to just wash away with a quick soapy rinse. You are probably rinsing away some of the bacteria and odors, but millions of bacteria remain to feast on you. Anyone in a medical-related field knows that the scrubbing action is what really helps to remove dead skin cells and bacteria while things such as antibacterial soap and alcohol are used to kill it. Fragrance soap is probably just masking the odor.

I also use a slighty acidic soap like Dove because it helps keep a slighty acidic skin pH which promotes good bacteria.

[Kit_Kat]

In the simplest terms I can think of "if you can smell you, then I can smell you." I understand that most clients are not arriving straight from a spa weekend. But I'm going to be honest here, at times I have been forced to ...erm...well, demand that a client make use of my shower before we could get started.

However, I honestly can't think of a valid reason a provider would refuse to allow you to quickly shower before your time together begins. It makes everything more pleasant for all parties involved.

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

Originally Posted by Novatx

Yes, bad breath, smelling like the queso factory, dick cheese (on uncircumcised wee weez) , pubic hair that's longer than your penis, balls that smell like armpits, gunk in the corners of your eyes, food stuck in your teeth, foot odor etc. all those things make it look like you don't take care of yourself hence being labeled as having bad hygiene

Lmfao @ the gunk in the eyes....I thought I was particular lol.

[OralGuru]

How difficult is it for the guy to take a quick but thorough shower before a session. I know I do. Before and after ever appt. Cuz it's as someone said...only polite

[Guest101314]

Yeah... If you want my mouth down there... just make me gag because you're hitting my tonsils.. not because I can smell something gross. :/