Apologies and Points

[ANONONE]

Originally Posted by boardman

Truer words my friend, Truer words

Dude, when somebody gives you a kind compliment like, "dang! you have a big dick," do you walk over and rub your dick on their cheek?

. . .On second thought, please don't answer that rhetorical question.

[texasjohn1965]

Originally Posted by ANONONE

Dude, when somebody gives you a kind compliment like, "dang! you have a big dick," do you walk over and rub your dick on their cheek?

. . .On second thought, please don't answer that rhetorical question.

It's a Texas thing.

Usually it is only said by the females, but I guess up north it's a little different.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by ANONONE

Dude, when somebody gives you a kind compliment like, "dang! you have a big dick," do you walk over and rub your dick on their cheek?

. . .On second thought, please don't answer that rhetorical question.

No, I usually let her worship it till it vomits.

If it's any consolation, I was pissed because I lost my parking pass.

You really need to make a non clinical trip to H-town. I'll buy you a few drinks and explain our twisted humor down hear in Texas.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Sarcastro

"Go fuck yourself" is over the line, because that's where I draw the line .

This reminds me of a thread I started on things I learned in the hobby. I have just learned Go Fuck Yourself is not a term of endearment. Boy the wife is going to be shocked, its one of her favorite phrases.

[Mr Clever]

Originally Posted by cpi3000

First they go to corndogs and get a lesson on TCPIP and the Internet. Then they come back and register new handles!

I do believe that I'm banned for life from HD.....just a hunch. Wish I wasn't. I need some more watches.

Originally Posted by texasjohn1965

This is a SHMB, not church, not the vatican, not the U.N.

Get a life, and have some fun. Aint that what this is all about anyways?

No it ain't and Yes it is!

Originally Posted by boardman

I have no doubt being a mod is a tough job.

Yes it is.....it harder than you think. Imagine having a valued poster tell you to "Go fuck yourself"

That's just mean

But, I'm just a very sensitive guy.

[simpleton]

Who really is a valued poster? Time marches on. There's really no such thing as a valued poster.

[absolut]

Originally Posted by ANONONE

That would be hilarious, even if they didn't give you BCD credit. Think about this for a moment. While I disagree with your position on reviews, I get it and respect it. To each their own. . .

This has epic written all over it.

Please allow me to add to the epic by asking,
since you disagree with his position, which position would you have him to assume? After all, if someone is about to f*** himself, should he not have the privilege of choosing his favorite position? Otherwise it seems to be an invasion of privacy, personal expression, . . .

[carkido45]

I think simpleton should take his points like a man and quit whinning about it.
It's just points on SHMB.
BIG DEAL.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Originally Posted by Big Jake

I am the best mod on the internet.

You should all strive to be like me.

Before every post and action you should ask yourself. WWBJD? What Would Big Jake Do?

If you did that, you would ALWAYS be funny, loved by many and hated by no one.

That is all I got to say about that.

Now, that is the fucking truth.

Recognize, bitches.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by Deuce Bigalow

Now, that is the fucking truth.

Recognize, bitches.

Boo f*ckin YAHHH! we are not worthy

[boardman]

Originally Posted by carkido45

It's just points on SHMB.
BIG DEAL.

Carkido, that may just be the single most intelligent thing you have ever written.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Deuce Bigalow

Recognize, bitches.

"bitches" = "pussy" and that's offensive to this particular bitch .

[Artie Lange]

Originally Posted by Deuce Bigalow

Now, that is the fucking truth.

Recognize, bitches.

I hear you stud. This world would be a whole lot better if everyone was like me.

[simpleton]

Originally Posted by carkido45

I think simpleton should take his points like a man and quit whinning about it.
It's just points on SHMB.
BIG DEAL.

Who said I got any points?

[dearhunter]

bitches = pussy = cats........so, we can't use "cats" anymore, either.

So, if I were to say someone was a big cat and add a photo of a lion................I would get points.

Because, I would be saying he is a big pussy, who is a bitch.............I'm just saying.