LMAO... IN DESPERATE MEASURE WHAT HAVE U DONE OR USED??? LMAO..

[Secret Encounters]

Lmfao no just AN ONLY CHILD.. lol ahahaha!! Glad I can entertain u all.. da da dunn I'm here all week.. lol.

[Guest061918]

Lexii after reading your post I was about to call you Macgyver but LilNikki already did.

[Secret Encounters]

Lmao.. sorry awe shucks ((turning red))

[Doglegg]

I have used cucumbers, squash, and peaches on ladies.

The squash or cuke in the puss makes the ass that much tighter.

I have taken a large in girth cucumber, sliced one end off, hulled it out, and then placed it into the freezer for a few hours, and then placed Mr. Happy inside.

Had the opposite effect of what I was looking for, so I threw it into the microwave to heat it up. The results were astounding. The insides of the cuke became mushy and was almost 'pussy-like'. That was good for four or five that day.

Have also trapped Mr Happy inside of a jar that ended up trapping blood within the shaft and could not get it out.

Rather than attempting to break the jar I took ice and placed it against my balls until enough shrinkage occurred to pull it out.

Sometimes it's a wonder I still have a penis considering what I've put it in.

Vacuum cleaners use to be fun also, though my mother often complained about the strange smell ours had.

Dogg

[Precious_b]

God Damn DL, Cracking me up here!

[Likinikki]

Haha, Dogg...I'm speechless! (lol)

I've used an unripened banana on Sonya once. I ate the half that was sticking out...she pulled out the other end, and I thought she had thrown it out...NOT! I found it laying on the floor under the bed, the next day!!

[Secret Encounters]

Lmfao.. mom once found cucumber missing.. it was for he salad.. lol

[Doglegg]

Now that I think back on it, there is probably a good reason why I have a pump-up penis.

I've used bananas on ladies before and had a very good time.

Dogg

[Jed Clampett]

Originally Posted by Likinikki

Haha, Dogg...I'm speechless! (lol)

I've used an unripened banana on Sonya once. I ate the half that was sticking out...she pulled out the other end, and I thought she had thrown it out...NOT! I found it laying on the floor under the bed, the next day!!

Omg!!! I wish I was there to see that!

[rpm1000]

Nice I've used every thing u can think of ...I like the stranger method
I sit o. My hand till it for a numb then I have my way with my
self ....lol it only works for the first min .....but that's all it takes anyway
I need a quikie qween........lol

[Secret Encounters]

Use ur opposite hand that u write with lol sit on it n let it get numb .. its like STRANGER DANGE!! ..LOL ONLY IF I COULD HVE N EXRA HAND RIGHT NOW.. DAMN IM HORNY.... GRRRR!! LOL!!!!