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Guest083119 · 10-31-2018, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

I agree shit does happen..

Speaking for "myself".. As long as they flush, wash up afterwards, and don't leave streaks on my crispy white towels,we're good.

Exactly! Who was it years ago who made a big deal about someone going #2 in her incall? Jemma or Monica? It was infamous. Were there curtains involved or was that from ASPD?

Champagne Brown · 10-31-2018, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by B Three

Exactly! Who was it years ago who made a big deal about someone going #2 in her incall? Jemma or Monica? It was infamous. Were there curtains involved or was that from ASPD?

Good morning, hon..

Im totally clueless, on which girl that happened too..

I think I would've remembered that. Not the curtains, wtf

I started my hobby days in SA, so didn't follow the Houston boards(ASPD or E) at that time, im sure.. Ive been in Houston 6yrs

Guest083119 · 10-31-2018, 08:36 AM

I should have just asked Pyramider in the first place. LOL

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Originally Posted by pyramider

Dangit, some of you ladies seem to be high maintenance ...

.... probably against a fucktard taking a dump at the incall, ala Monica Fox and her SHMB gold.

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Originally Posted by TheJudge69

The person you should ask is Monica Fox. I hear she occasionally monitors ECCIE and might even comment. Just don't take a dump at her incall location!!

Seriously, search for - Monica Fox Dump - there is a wealth of humor going back to 2010.

jimmy jump · 10-31-2018, 08:44 AM

Would you have preferred he shit in your bed?
Fucking ridiculous, you might want to think about another line of work.
Ever consider he might not of had to shit before, Hell it probably crept up on him while he was extended waiting in car on you to respond.
Maybe you should be quicker!

Champagne Brown · 10-31-2018, 08:46 AM

Ive must of miss that one, lol..

I don't even know who she is, or heard of her..

Blame it on, I've stopped following alot of this stuff.

Saw your last edit: Yeah I wasn't here in 2010

Cameron Houston · 10-31-2018, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy jump

Would you have preferred he shit in your bed?
Fucking ridiculous, you might want to think about another line of work.
Ever consider he might not of had to shit before, Hell it probably crept up on him while he was extended waiting in car on you to respond.
Maybe you should be quicker!

Don’t be shitty this a.m. Go bust 1 & be happy!

pxmcc · 10-31-2018, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Cameron Houston

If I can pay $1500 for rent, I’m sure I can pay for the water to run an extra couple of minutes... It’s nothing. Like I said: It’s a manners thing. Do u shit at an outcall? Take a breather.. This post is NOT that serious, boo.

if ur paying 1500 a month in rent, the least your damn landlord can do is install a working fan for the bathroom. those things are the greatest thing since sliced bread. and yes, as noted, shit happens. maybe he was nervous. evolution decided that when we're scared, we lighten our "load" so we can run faster. true story..

tbone2u · 10-31-2018, 09:29 AM

Was the water blue?

MarcellusWalluz · 10-31-2018, 09:32 AM

Did the defecation take place at the beginning or end of meeting ?

pxmcc · 10-31-2018, 09:33 AM

can you vets fill us in on the blue water reference? i know there's an entertaining backstory here...

MW: beginning.

Champagne Brown · 10-31-2018, 09:52 AM

I just hope my dog is courteous to me this morning.

She's being bougie,and doesn't want to poop outside.

Rain, rain go away..

pxmcc · 10-31-2018, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

I just hope my dog is courteous to me this morning.

She's being bougie,and doesn't want to poop outside.

Rain, rain go away..

maybe she's afraid of the bougie man. it's a thing, u know..

btw OP, consider yourself lucky. at least your client was just taking a garden-variety shit, and wasn't proposing a scat fetish session..

Cameron Houston · 10-31-2018, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by pxmcc

if ur paying 1500 a month in rent, the least your damn landlord can do is install a working fan for the bathroom. those things are the greatest thing since sliced bread. and yes, as noted, shit happens. maybe he was nervous. evolution decided that when we're scared, we lighten our "load" so we can run faster. true story..

There is a fan. Lol.. It took place b4... I’m not sure if it was funky, y’all.. Sorry, I didn’t want to disrespect my nose, just Incase it was foul. Lol... It was the noise factor I was initially referring to. Ya gotta shit, go for it. Manners- some have em, some don’t. When I visit anywhere, I cut the water on.. EXCEPT in a public bthrm.. lol. 1300 rent, water/trash roughly 200... I wash clothes, sheets, towels, daily.. Shower / bath used by me & clients.

Cameron Houston · 10-31-2018, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

I just hope my dog is courteous to me this morning.

She's being bougie,and doesn't want to poop outside.

Rain, rain go away..

Don’t tell the rain to go! It’s too relaxing.

Agent220 · 10-31-2018, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Cameron Houston

All I’m saying, is dude could’ve @ least been courteous & cut the water on. Lol.. Even after I cut my tv up, I could still hear him...

Turn that hot shower water on after dropping a deuce...

Aww hell naw. That stench would of reeked and crept out the bathroom slowly like a horror film and permeated your incall.

Febreeze and triple flush.