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05-18-2011, 12:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
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There's a construction outfit around here that has this trailer...
so when I see that trailer with the big MFM painted on the side of it.
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05-18-2011, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Nov 25, 2009
Location: Frisco, Tx
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When you try and book a session with your wife
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05-18-2011, 02:41 PM
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User ID: 14871
Join Date: Feb 16, 2010
Location: my TONGUE in your ass
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N' the hobby 2long when...
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05-18-2011, 04:48 PM
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Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 1877
Join Date: Sep 7, 2009
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 8,240
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Geez, I can so relate to so many of those you just posted.
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05-18-2011, 05:52 PM
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Location: Louisiana
Posts: 778
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True story.........I told my secretary to "CALL HIM BACK....ASPD!!!"
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05-18-2011, 05:58 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Louisiana
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You know you"re in the hobby too long when every girl you see on the street, you mentally rate what their 1 hour fee would be if they provided.
"she's a $$ girl". "that's a $$$ ass"
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05-18-2011, 06:05 PM
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Your Soon-To-Be Favorite
User ID: 82000
Join Date: May 10, 2011
Location: Mobile, AL
Posts: 3,744
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you know you've been in the biz too long when you know which kind of condom you'd use the first time laying eyes on them.. with clothes on
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05-18-2011, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Jun 14, 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,605
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A buddy asked his wife, "You want it on your face or on your tits?"
She told him, "Inside me like always...Where the FUCK did THAT come from?"
He said it kinda ruined the mood!
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05-18-2011, 09:32 PM
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User ID: 32504
Join Date: Jun 23, 2010
Location: Richardson
Posts: 1,095
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when...the person sitting next to you orders a "dirty Greek martini" and you wonder how THAT is something they want to put in their mouth?!
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05-18-2011, 10:03 PM
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When you're in a checkout line in almost ANY DAMN store and you see a Reese's peanut butter cup and you think of.. Well, you know...
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05-19-2011, 12:30 AM
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Join Date: Apr 23, 2009
Location: Lupanaria
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You Know That You've Been In The Hobby/Biz Too Long...
when you do a double take every time you pass by a hair/nail salon that offers "facials"!
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05-19-2011, 01:02 AM
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"THE WISE CHOICE"
User ID: 1295
Join Date: May 30, 2009
Location: Dallas-Galleria
Posts: 614
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whenever your BCD with a civillian and you go get a warm wash cloth and start to clean him up when your done.
When you refused to leave the house unless your panties and bra match and you have a xtra set hidden in trunk.
When you are shopping and you refuse to buy panties unless it has a matching bra and visa versa.
When you are at Walmart and you buy more than 1 box of condoms in large quanity and additional sizes for ex: reg, large and x-tra large.
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05-19-2011, 01:35 AM
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Join Date: Mar 7, 2011
Location: Philadelphia, pa
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when u drive around town and realize you've had sex in every single hotel you pass by on the street.
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05-19-2011, 03:47 AM
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When you're in a checkout line in almost ANY DAMN store and you see a Reese's peanut butter cup and you think of.. Well, you know...
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05-19-2011, 05:40 AM
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Join Date: Nov 22, 2009
Location: Texas
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When talking about restaurants, your buddy says, "I've never tried Greek." and you're thinkin' TMI, DUDE!!!
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