PSA: Clients Who Smell So Bad That Even After They Shower They Still Stank

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by tbone2u

I think he's so used to crawling he thinks everyone else does it.
Maybe it's easier for him to smell asses if he's crawling.

You didn't really think he was worried about the ladies, did you?

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by allaboutthebbbj

Why would a guy post a thread about clients🤔🤔🤔🤔

bromance

[Sistine Chapel]

That gay ass reach around crew out in full force this AM. lol flaming phaggots lol

yall keep loving and supporting each other. ;-)

[Sistine Chapel]

What I find riotously hilarious is that the only people offended by this thread and talking shit cuz I started it are the stanky muthafuckas. Guess I struck a nerve. Now walk yalls stanky asses to the tub.

[ECCIE2NDAVE]

what about "Whores Whose Pussy Smell So Bad That Even After They Shower They Still Stink Rotten", you know whom I'm talking about

[pxmcc]

^^I know whom you are talking about, and have no knowledge of the matter. However, I did do a session with a petite ebony beauty who, even after we showered together, still kinda knocked me back. I was like, what the fuck? Did someone leave a dead fish in the room? Whoops, like I forgot to put my gas mask in my hobby bag for some reason that night. smdh. What the hell was I thinking?

Btw, providers, would a donned gas mask be a session dealbreaker, if the donation was proper? Obviously, you wouldn't have to deal with dfk or daty with some hobbyist who had no clue what the fuck he was doing...ijs.

Goddamit Thresh, we need to get the memo on this shit...Unwarned is unarmed. ha ha. (Btw, I consider a gas mask an armament of sorts.) Hell, at least put it in the footnotes; that way, we can't bitch...

[Champagne Brown]

If it's smelling like fish, run do not even attempt babe!

The best thing to do, is give her advice to set appt with her pcp, if she has one..

[ICU 812]

Wasen't there a whole Seinfield episode centered around a parking Valet who had such bad BO that Jerry couldn't give away mhis tainted car?

[pxmcc]

Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

If it's smelling like fish, run do not even attempt babe..

The best thing to do, is give her advice to set appt with her pcp, if she has one..

In my mind, I'm thinking, those fucking anaerobes, with all those smelly amines.
Here, have some Metronidazole, it's on the house, promise...

Yes, I'm a nerd. So stipulated...

I would do a fun post on all the stds I've on the spot diagnosed in providers whom I was planning on doing a session with, but I'd get pointed and banned. Mybe PSA exception could be carved out lol? Btw, #1 std I've seen among providers (and thus by extension, probably also hobbyists)? Hpv, by far.

Btw, never stayed for one of those sessions. I'm like, so sorry, I don't feel well suddenly. Toodles, and see you soon. NOT!

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

What I find riotously hilarious is that the only people offended by this thread and talking shit cuz I started it are the stanky muthafuckas. Guess I struck a nerve. Now walk yalls stanky asses to the tub.

You think the critics are "offended" by a post of yours?

If you actually do, you're running a photo finish with WW on narcissistic-psychotic-delusion. I'm making fun of your ass ... whether it smells or not.

Aren't jesters like you supposed to be laughed at?

[Champagne Brown]

Originally Posted by pxmcc

In my mind, I'm thinking, those fucking anaerobes, with all those smelly amines.
Here, have some Metronidazole, it's on the house, promise...

Yes, I'm a nerd. So stipulated...

I would do a fun post on all the stds I've on the spot diagnosed in providers whom I was planning on doing a session with, but I'd get pointed and banned. Mybe PSA exception could be carved out lol?

Btw, never stayed for one of those sessions. I'm like, so sorry, I don't feel well suddenly. Toodles, and see you soon. NOT!

Anaerobes? Think you mean BV bacteria,which Metronidazole(Flagyl) would take care of that. There's only "two" things that could "cause" a women to smell like fish, vaginitis, and starts with S ends in D.

She needs a visit either way,dear

[Super Head 713]

Originally Posted by Alyssa71

By supervised you mean you watch them wash their ballsack and butt crack three times?

Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

Yes I do! They can't step out the shower until they've washed their tool box 3 times and/or to my satisfaction

lol i have seen ~P do this and i can actually say that many doesn't find it a problem

[Guest123018]

Originally Posted by Richard Fitzwell

Don't threaten me with a good time ~P

Lol

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Champagne Brown

Anaerobes?There's only "two" things that could "cause" a women to smell like fish, ....

Three. The third is fish.

[Sistine Chapel]

A gay retard making fun of SC.

Priceless!!!