Projecting the hobby onto the real world

[citizen44]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

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Stinkys got the ball and breaks past the defenders......and trips over his own feet 10 yards short of the goal line

[StinkyFingers]

Originally Posted by citizen44

Stinkys got the ball and breaks past the defenders......and trips over his own feet 10 yards short of the goal line

Huh ... I never thought about how football collides with the hobby ... I mean its all guys playing on the field ... Ah! ... I see, C44 hires gay male hookers!

Oh! ... wait ... wait! ... Cheeleaders for us straight guys

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by StinkyFingers

And, ... and when I'm at the grocery store and I see all the hookers there buying cucumbers and carrots and zucchini, I'm thinking "I wonder which hole she's going to stick those in" ... And, ... and, I can always tell the hookers at the grocery store that are bi and do doubles because they're the ones buying the peaches and melons in addition to the cucumbers ... And, ... and ... I think "I bet she's going to toss a salad"

And I thought I was the only one who gets dirty thoughts when buying produce.

[Oralist]

Did you hear about the lady that bought three large cucumbers and left the store with one in each hand?