Top Ways To Piss A Provider Off.....

[peabody]

Originally Posted by nikkivikkisix

Although I try super hard no to get frustrated, it does become a little annoying when someone (usually a newbie) asks "what's on your menu? ",do you do Greek,what side of town are you on? What color is you hair?....etc, do your Reaserch! Do any reviews have greek?,any ads list greek?

My point being,we ladies put in efforts to make sure it's as easy as possible to book an appointment, and we have guys asking mundane questions, that in fact waste our time,when all they have to do is read for a few more minutes be for hitting the PM button or texting.

My point is its your job deal with it.

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by peabody

My point is its your job deal with it.

Not to play devil's advocate, but I agree with this mindset.

The things I see most ladies bitch at or get annoyed about, are, imo, part and parcel of the trade.

I fully expect there to always be gents who don't read my ads/showcase/site thoroughly, getting asked for things I don't provide, getting asked to do a session outside of my listed availability, screening someone and then never getting a session out of it (it happens), etc etc.

Yes, I get irritated by certain things as well, but then I remind myself that firstly, I have chosen to do this job of my own free will; secondly, every job has parts of it that you won't like; and thirdly, the benefits of doing this far outweigh the things that irritate me.

To me, those types of things are just part of being a provider.

Now, if he does something truly out of line - something dangerous, inconsiderate of your time/money/in-call, etc, that is a different story.

[THE "U"]

Declining to reschedule an appointment after she misses the first appointment w/o notice.

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by Luvs2Purrr

#1 Screens .....

What annoys me are people always posting in colored fonts like indigo, green, and teal.

oh....and blue

[ChloeClark]

Originally Posted by FunTxGent

Generally speaking once I get in I'm usually invited back.


It's just when I wipe my dong on the curtains when they get pissed.....phahahha

You're always on my favorite's list!! JS.


Lemme find out you wiped your dick on my curtain!!!

Originally Posted by worldbfree

I have heard that taking a dump at a providers incall may upset some providers....

WTF?? Duh! I guess if ya gotta go, well try and do it afterwards. Be sure to drop one, drown one.

Originally Posted by blk knight

Tell her someone else gives better head then her

If someone told me this, I would have to agree. Since the last thread where Dorfy was explaining DT, I called my ATF to practice yesterday. I would say, I need more practice... Anyone wanna be my Guinea Pig?
If you are endowed with extreme girth, don't bother.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by ChloeClark

Lemme find out you wiped your dick on my curtains.

Are we supposed to tell you beforehand?

[spear89]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Though oddly enough if you choke them, pull their hair, verbally abuse em, slap em around, call em names, rub your dick & balls in their face they'll offer you a discount or a make you a preferred client

Sometimes you have to pay extra for that

[spear89]

Originally Posted by worldbfree

I have heard that taking a dump at a providers incall may upset some providers....

especially on the bed

[spear89]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

What annoys me are people always posting in colored fonts like indigo, green, and teal.

oh....and blue

But lavender is ok right ?

[blk knight]

I am up for letting you practice

[Sig9er]

Eat the fried chicken on the desk while she's showering. She says, "Oh no. How am I going to prep myself for Prime Time in a 1/2 hour? He loves when I rub it all over my ass!! That's the only way I can get him to stay down there long enough for me to nut!!"

Run out and knock over 1/2 bottle of Moscatto on the biscuits.

Chases me down the hall. "Doing you a favor you stupid ass Hooktard... you bought Popeyes!!
That stuff will burn your taint!!!"

I thinck I fell and bumped my head.

Cheers

[FunTxGent]

[QUOTE=ChloeClark;1058528305]You're always on my favorite's list!! JS.

<blushing> I'm Frito-lay if your EverReady Just lmk when ya want to schedule... Heehee

And on the other note, please practice all you want dear.... Don't mind me lol

[Trident1]

I'm sure I've pissed providers off by getting screened and trying to set up an appointment, only to have the office or a customer call and my day(or week) gets totally redirected.

It happens a lot in my line of work.

[ChloeClark]

Originally Posted by blk knight

I am up for letting you practice

Submit the reference form below please...

[ChloeClark]

Chases me down the hall. "Doing you a favor you stupid ass Hooktard... you bought Popeyes!!
That stuff will burn your taint!!!"

I thinck I fell and bumped my head.

Cheers[/QUOTE]

I agree, I have no idea what you were trying to explain...
You eat Popeyes during session?