lemons

[Guest111215-1]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Lemons... I thought this would be about certain losers on ECCIE, few that they are, cough, ahem.

I sympathize. Things can change directions quickly.

Lots of happy appointments booked, looked like I would be able to afford a rare Christmas of excess, had a great NYE planned with a wonderful gentleman, and then I had a relapse of a cold, got a wee bit better, got the flu (even after the danged shot), got a wee bit better again, then got a sinus infection. There went the entire holiday season. (And yes, that's why nobody has seen any of my advertisements since mid-frickin' December.) I think and hope (cross my fingers but not my legs) that I'm nearly back to Fancy playing strength, but I won't hold my breath, especially since I have to blow my nose... again. (I do want to thank one very kind ECCIE fellow with the initials 1CG for making some of the little time I wasn't sick merry and bright.)

I have found that adding Jameson, and yes, vodka, to lemonade can improve things immensely. You can buy a huge bottle of Nikolai (not primo but not bad for cheapo) at Spec's for $11.99. Good cough suppressant, too.

Well I hope you get to feeling better luv! I'll try that jamo idea soon!!!

[Guest111215-1]

I hadn't seen bloody Mary flavored. Have used effen cucumber in them though.

[GlobeSpotter]

Surely threADs could be more creative...?

[Guest111215-1]

Originally Posted by pyramider

What do you know? You do not appear to have a taint. Or have you posted some taint recently?

Not sure about the lemon, but someone drank champagne off my taint was not a bad feeling

[sharkman29]

Happy Birthday, Bonnie!! I'm going to give you a cure for those lemons the end of the month!! You'll be coming up roses!

[Guest111215-1]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Surely threADs could be more creative...?

I posted an ad about the time I posted this.
This is separate I try to laugh when things are bumpy.

[Guest111215-1]

Originally Posted by sharkman29

Happy Birthday, Bonnie!! I'm going to give you a cure for those lemons the end of the month!! You'll be coming up roses!

Thanks ♡ I can't wait till then!
Treating myself to something nice in the morning and then dinner with our favorite ladies to celebrate

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by Bonnie Castle

I posted an ad about the time I posted this.
This is separate I try to laugh when things are bumpy.

When things get bumpy, you just need to get fucked hard but soft by a real but caring man without any commercial transaction.

It will take your mind off of the distractions.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by siberia

Back away slowy,
You might get kicked in
Tha taint area.

Then again, you might like
hardcoreTaint stimuli. Ijs

Why should I be afraid of a woman with no taint? The taint is the window to the soul of the woman, no taint means LV is a soulless being. Its a tough life for LV but I thinck she embraces her taintless being.

[Liliana Vess]

Originally Posted by pyramider

Why should I be afraid of a woman with no taint? The taint is the window to the soul of the woman, no taint means LV is a soulless being. Its a tough life for LV but I thinck she embraces her taintless being.

I thought all women were soulless beings?

[pyramider]

You got a point there, butt taint is a difference maker. Post some taint photos.

[siberia]

Originally Posted by Liliana Vess

I thought all women were soulless beings?

Uhhh ohhhhh.
She got game.
A smart lady is talking.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by siberia

Uhhh ohhhhh.
She got game.
A smart lady is talking.

Only problem is she is taintless ... butt she has a nice rack.