stinky pussy

[boardman]

Originally Posted by mr. sixty nine

I think it's a pot bellied pig.

Those are Vietmanese...

[JessicaKnightly]

It may not be a hygiene issue, they could have an infection of some sort. If you're lucky it's a bacteria infection; but if you had sex with this stinky girl, you should get tested for STD.

http://www.allfemalehealthcare.com/v...infection.html

[Super Head 713]

Originally Posted by MOTOXMAN

What did the blind guy say when he passed the fish market ???

Good Morning Ladies .........

Ha that's one funny song you got that from lol

[kerwil62]

Originally Posted by boardman

Bro, why's she gotta be Asian?
Could be Polynesian or maybe even Mexican...ijs
Wait, What are Filipino's? Aren't they like Mexican's that speak Asian?

She looks Asian to me! They type of Asian she is isn't relevant.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by kerwil62

She looks Asian to me! They type of Asian she is isn't relevant.

Some Asians eat cats I thinck, so it's relevant to me...

[two_incher]

Originally Posted by boardman

Bro, why's she gotta be Asian?
Could be Polynesian or maybe even Mexican...ijs
Wait, What are Filipino's? Aren't they like Mexican's that speak Asian?

since they are located in southeast asia theyre labeled asian.but look more like pacific islanders than they are asian.ha could also pass for spanish since language have similarities

[boardman]

Originally Posted by two_incher

since they are located in southeast asia theyre labeled asian.but look more like pacific islanders than they are asian.ha could also pass for spanish since language have similarities

Who the fuck are you?
Three sides' big brother?

[Stella Dearborn]

There's no excuse for pro puss to not be pristine, we are quite familiar with our giggle boxes. I'm always leery about civilian women as the only times Ive ever had to abort mission midway have been with civies… Was kissing my way down a girl's tummy once, made it to the waistline and realized there was NO way in hell I was going further, I just looked up at her with shock and embarrassment, had to excuse myself (to barf in the ladies room! Oh, the trials and tribulations of a swinger… :-)

[abeautifulsite]

So sorry that happen to you.. Very gross, but not all providers have this situation. Usually if there is a nasty smell It is a sign of infection. If there is no smell or very little sweat smell usually a sign of healthy girl parts

Originally Posted by hungman7

I have seen two verified providers last week. Both of you had foul smelling pussy. Next time this shit happens im gonna grab the $$ and leave. If you expect me to be showered and smell good, I expect the same from you.

[Guest062217]

I just had my first "stinky" experience last week when I was in NOLA... I was there on business and met a civilian...long story short we end up back in my hotel room.

I'm rubbing her clit with my fingers ..things are getting heated up etc. And I get this whiff of stinky kitty.....early Aunt Flo. I tell her.."ummm I think you may have some type of bacteria infection.". I say it nicely out of concern and she says "Oh my god I am so embarrassed and so sorry.".
No problem I say but you may want to see a Dr. you may have a UTI.

Needless to say the evening was a bust...just another reason I stopped dating civilians...too much of a gamble.

[GlobeSpotter]

Originally Posted by SNL9933

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Needless to say the evening was a bust...just another reason I stopped dating civilians...too much of a gamble.

Couldn't spin her around for some back door fun?

[Guest062217]

Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Couldn't spin her around for some back door fun?

Nope..I lost all interest. I was so terrible and she was really good looking too. Anyone who thinks seeing providers is dangerous is full of shit.... It's the RW civilians who don't play with protection....imo.

It was like a rancid tuna sandwich topped with curry that had been left in the sun for 2 days...

[Horizontal Driller]

OP, add a couple more $ and that should take care of the problem.

[GlobeSpotter]

I understand SNL. And I've suggested before on other threads that hygiene amongst civi people is less than desirable. I still have a "no civi" policy but I've broken it a few times in the last 18 months. Fortunately, I've been lucky...but I will admit that their habits are bad. I've jokingly said before "let me wash this thing up first...I've been pissing out of it all day..." etc. I embellish but you get the point.

And I always have wipes....would you like to clean up first / after that?

And I'm always covered....I have one international civi that asks me why I carry the supplies if I'm married. I've told her "just in case and I want to keep my sperm to myself"....This one has told me that she wants to have my baby. I'm fixed but I've never told her that...I just keep telling her the sperm go in the toilet and cover up. This one is a very clean and professional woman (a doctor) but they just don't think like the rest of us.

Well SNL...maybe you can finish later where you left off. Just before you lost your appetite.

[Guest062217]

I have a "no civi" policy as well. This was just a reminder to not break my policy...Maybe it's time to put a couple providers on retainer and stick with only them.