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Old 09-09-2014, 06:01 PM   #31
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Well according to SOMEONE on here, it couldn't have been me because my fin got severed too many times.
Ima thinkin' Hammerhead Shark would be a hell of a nickname. And even though very dated "Landshark" would be cool....
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Old 09-09-2014, 07:23 PM   #32
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Giving this person attention for her antics only rewards her poor behavior. Just my 2¢.
It could also give her a good laugh. That would be a good thing.
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Old 09-09-2014, 07:45 PM   #33
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It could also give her a good laugh. That would be a good thing.





"Yup!.... I am thankful that there is an endless supply of dumb fucks that really just want to get their dicks wet and I am pretty damn good and serving that purpose for them"!
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Old 09-10-2014, 01:37 AM   #34
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WOW!
I have totally enjoyed reading this thread. LOL TY
At first my silly ass thought it was a fun little guessing game but then I read further on.
Reading the verbal Kung Fu I saw the plot thickening and I was like "OH SHIT!". ( I actually said it out loud ) I will be anticipating the shocking conclusion to this mystery when it comes out.
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Old 09-10-2014, 02:04 AM   #35
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I KNEW I was missing something!



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Old 09-10-2014, 02:23 AM   #36
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Maury: In the case of 1 month old XXXX...... Beagle.......You are not the father!

Beagle: Oh yea, oh yea *performs river dance to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody*

I told you, Toyz! I told you! I know I had that guilty look the last time we spoke, but I told you! Who's looking like the fool now, FOOL!
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Old 09-10-2014, 06:19 AM   #37
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Maury: In the case of 1 month old XXXX...... Beagle.......You are not the father!

Beagle: Oh yea, oh yea *performs river dance to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody*

I told you, Toyz! I told you! I know I had that guilty look the last time we spoke, but I told you! Who's looking like the fool now, FOOL!
And the crowd sings along...

Scaramouch, Scaramouch WILL you do the Slamdango?

Thunderbolt and lightning very~very frightening be...

GALLILEO....Gallileo...GALLILEO...GALLILEO...GALLILEO FIGARO....
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Or could it be....

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1162737


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Old 09-10-2014, 09:37 AM   #39
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Hookers. Testing your vasectomy since...the dawn of vasectomies.

Thats why well paid sluts should enjoy the benefits of HC birthcontrol.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f52...from-davesirus
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Old 09-10-2014, 09:57 AM   #40
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WOW!
I have totally enjoyed reading this thread. LOL TY
At first my silly ass thought it was a fun little guessing game but then I read further on.
Reading the verbal Kung Fu I saw the plot thickening and I was like "OH SHIT!". ( I actually said it out loud ) I will be anticipating the shocking conclusion to this mystery when it comes out.
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Janine am glad you've enjoyed the word play...and this seems trivial but my belt is in Tae Kwon Do so "Kung Fu" is a slight...,,just a call out,,not a problem!
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Old 09-10-2014, 11:13 AM   #41
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Hookers. Testing your vasectomy since...the dawn of vasectomies.

Thats why well paid sluts should enjoy the benefits of HC birthcontrol.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f52...from-davesirus
HAHA!

New screening question: About how many miles of cock run through the ol' flesh wallet monthly?

According to a recent study the world average penis length is 4.9" with 63360 inches per mile that is just over 12.900 penii ball park 250 thrusts per session (I can't find a statistical average for this! ) that's 52 guys a month or 2.58 guys in a "normal" 20 working day month.

Now a mile of cock doesn't seem that extreme.


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Old 09-10-2014, 11:40 AM   #42
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That could definitely open further merchandising op's.

Some examples:

*Only 15K Cock Miles on dis Hoogar
*Ranking 4th in Forbes "Highest CM year end models most in demand" with a weekly CM average of 1/10th of a mile"
*NEW on the market with a CM ratio of less that 30 yards" this new welcome wagon edition is primed for play
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You forgot Homer(long live the king...). He even has a track record with that sort of thing. Oh yeah, he's gone now.

How about Whispers in the the parking lot of Twin Peaks south after a fund-raiser? Is he supposed to be represented by the Man from the Mo-nastery or was that MM? Can't tell the players without a program I guess.
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Old 09-10-2014, 01:08 PM   #44
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You forgot Homer(long live the king...). He even has a track record with that sort of thing. Oh yeah, he's gone now.

How about Whispers in the the parking lot of Twin Peaks south after a fund-raiser? Is he supposed to be represented by the Man from the Mo-nastery or was that MM? Can't tell the players with a program I guess.
I absolutely miss Homie. He was my best friend in the hobby...we were out one night doing a tag team texting with the beautiful Tori...he & I at Ricks & she trying to get away to come party with us...good time memories...
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It could also give her a good laugh. That would be a good thing.
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