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09-09-2014, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by cinnamonshark
Well according to SOMEONE on here, it couldn't have been me because my fin got severed too many times.
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Ima thinkin' Hammerhead Shark would be a hell of a nickname. And even though very dated "Landshark" would be cool....
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09-09-2014, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Centaur
Giving this person attention for her antics only rewards her poor behavior. Just my 2¢.
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It could also give her a good laugh. That would be a good thing.
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09-09-2014, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by johnnytx39
It could also give her a good laugh. That would be a good thing.
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"Yup!.... I am thankful that there is an endless supply of dumb fucks that really just want to get their dicks wet and I am pretty damn good and serving that purpose for them"!
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09-10-2014, 01:37 AM
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The experience is real
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WOW!
I have totally enjoyed reading this thread. LOL TY
At first my silly ass thought it was a fun little guessing game but then I read further on.
Reading the verbal Kung Fu I saw the plot thickening and I was like "OH SHIT!". ( I actually said it out loud ) I will be anticipating the shocking conclusion to this mystery when it comes out.
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09-10-2014, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Toyz
I KNEW I was missing something!
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I may or may not own a turkey baster.
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09-10-2014, 02:23 AM
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Maury: In the case of 1 month old XXXX...... Beagle.......You are not the father!
Beagle: Oh yea, oh yea *performs river dance to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody*
I told you, Toyz! I told you! I know I had that guilty look the last time we spoke, but I told you! Who's looking like the fool now, FOOL!
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09-10-2014, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Beagle
Maury: In the case of 1 month old XXXX...... Beagle.......You are not the father!
Beagle: Oh yea, oh yea *performs river dance to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody*
I told you, Toyz! I told you! I know I had that guilty look the last time we spoke, but I told you! Who's looking like the fool now, FOOL!
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And the crowd sings along...
Scaramouch, Scaramouch WILL you do the Slamdango?
Thunderbolt and lightning very~very frightening be...
GALLILEO....Gallileo...GALLILEO...GALLILEO...GALLILEO FIGARO....
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09-10-2014, 06:25 AM
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09-10-2014, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Janine
WOW!
I have totally enjoyed reading this thread. LOL TY
At first my silly ass thought it was a fun little guessing game but then I read further on.
Reading the verbal Kung Fu I saw the plot thickening and I was like "OH SHIT!". ( I actually said it out loud ) I will be anticipating the shocking conclusion to this mystery when it comes out.
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Janine am glad you've enjoyed the word play...and this seems trivial but my belt is in Tae Kwon Do so "Kung Fu" is a slight...  ,,just a call out,,not a problem!
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09-10-2014, 11:13 AM
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HAHA!
New screening question: About how many miles of cock run through the ol' flesh wallet monthly?
According to a recent study the world average penis length is 4.9" with 63360 inches per mile that is just over 12.900 penii ball park 250 thrusts per session (I can't find a statistical average for this! ) that's 52 guys a month or 2.58 guys in a "normal" 20 working day month.
Now a mile of cock doesn't seem that extreme.
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09-10-2014, 11:40 AM
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That could definitely open further merchandising op's.
Some examples:
*Only 15K Cock Miles on dis Hoogar
*Ranking 4th in Forbes "Highest CM year end models most in demand" with a weekly CM average of 1/10th of a mile"
*NEW on the market with a CM ratio of less that 30 yards" this new welcome wagon edition is primed for play
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09-10-2014, 01:02 PM
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You forgot Homer(long live the king...). He even has a track record with that sort of thing. Oh yeah, he's gone now.
How about Whispers in the the parking lot of Twin Peaks south after a fund-raiser? Is he supposed to be represented by the Man from the Mo-nastery or was that MM? Can't tell the players without a program I guess.
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09-10-2014, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by junkweed
You forgot Homer(long live the king...). He even has a track record with that sort of thing. Oh yeah, he's gone now.
How about Whispers in the the parking lot of Twin Peaks south after a fund-raiser? Is he supposed to be represented by the Man from the Mo-nastery or was that MM? Can't tell the players with a program I guess.
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I absolutely miss Homie. He was my best friend in the hobby...we were out one night doing a tag team texting with the beautiful Tori...he & I at Ricks & she trying to get away to come party with us...good time memories...
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09-10-2014, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by johnnytx39
It could also give her a good laugh. That would be a good thing.
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