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08-10-2014, 09:14 AM
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Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
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Originally Posted by Tiffani Jameson
Whatever. My winning attributes place me firmly in the girlfriend zone. LOL
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Originally Posted by thathottnurse
Lol at Tiffani - probably one of the most sane woman on this board.
I'm def in the fun/girlfriend/wife zone - depending on your taste in women. Not a bad place to be.
Friggin hilarious, NYr. 
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please, all providers and strippers are in the danger zone.
any guy on a SHMB likes that zone
just how deep is a matter of how deep into each clients wants to go
for level of danger they can handle and still like
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08-10-2014, 11:05 AM
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Sweet Naughtiness
User ID: 55818
Join Date: Nov 21, 2010
Location: Lewisville, Texas
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Definitely a unicorn here, but probably wife/friend zone since most don't believe in unicorns.
Must say, I thought the male chart was pretty funny too. Seems your clip was shortened Nyr. Hehe
http://youtu.be/sBD8xzs7q-o
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08-10-2014, 02:43 PM
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#33
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RETIRED
User ID: 144934
Join Date: Jul 22, 2012
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Originally Posted by GracePreston
Well this totally explains why I cannot lose weight.
I am sane, if I were to lose weight, I would be hot and would have to go insane.
I see now, it all balances out 
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I'd rather be thick than bat shit crazy lol
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08-10-2014, 02:56 PM
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#34
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Account Disabled
User ID: 207127
Join Date: Sep 23, 2013
Location: Dallas, TX
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Originally Posted by doug_dfw
What I would like to see now is the Provider's analysi of the Hobbyist. Jillian, ?? Would you do it. I can't wait.
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Only if you help!
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08-10-2014, 04:04 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by GracePreston
Well this totally explains why I cannot lose weight.
I am sane, if I were to lose weight, I would be hot and would have to go insane.
I see now, it all balances out 
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Yeah huh.
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I'd rather be thick than bat shit crazy lol
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Dear girl, all females are bat shit crazy. Thick, thin, young, old, smart, stupid, etc. Its all about how the female keeps the crazy under wraps or controls the crazy.
Thinck of it like lava in a volcano. The lava sits and bubbles, sometimes for centuries ... but sooner or later the volcano blows and lava and ash are sent out to destroy the happy villages that have resided close to the volcano.
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08-10-2014, 07:27 PM
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consulting for delites
Join Date: Apr 2, 2009
Location: Dallas TX
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what's that song??? "the danger zone" from top gun
"Highway to the Danger Zone
I'm gonna take you
Right into the Danger Zone
Highway to the Danger Zone
Right into the Danger Zone"
NOT FOR ME!!!!!!!!
anyhoo, ladies is this true??? vvvvvvvvvvvvvv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=judmaktIxvY
and all, how true is this wrt your current life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psr2LJZxqZ0
she seems pretty sharp.
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08-11-2014, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Jun 12, 2012
Location: Dallas
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Crazy, hot chicks fuck the best. There's nothing more thrilling than fucking a chick that might stab you.
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08-11-2014, 01:26 PM
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Wicked Tryst dot net
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Originally Posted by pyramider
Its all about how the female keeps the crazy under wraps or controls the crazy.
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Originally Posted by str8.2.bbbj
Crazy, hot chicks fuck the best. There's nothing more thrilling than fucking a chick that might stab you.
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LMFAO! So True!!!
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08-11-2014, 02:17 PM
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#39
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 121703
Join Date: Feb 12, 2012
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I have watched this over 10 times and still get mascara running down my cheeks from laughing so hard! Good one pmdelites
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08-11-2014, 02:38 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Have you cleaned out your fridge?
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08-11-2014, 02:44 PM
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Nope...I like to EAT you all alive!!
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Have you cleaned out your fridge?
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08-11-2014, 03:10 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Some are fruitier than others?
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08-11-2014, 04:09 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 12, 2013
Location: fort worth
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I like the sound of that !
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Nope...I like to EAT you all alive!! 
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08-11-2014, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by pyramider
Some are fruitier than others?
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Just their taint and dangling death parts
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08-11-2014, 06:11 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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Taint does not need to be sweetened, just munch as is ...
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