Set up a first date with some hotness I'd been eyeing for a while.
Go out for dinner and drinks before heading to the hotel.
Down a couple bottles of wine with dinner....
Par for the course for me but not for my date I guess.
Projectile vomit in the car. Still baffled as to how much shit could come out of somebody so small.
I got cheesecake to go.
She puked in the ToGo bag.
Fucked up the ride and my cheesecake. Smh
Literally, zero fucks were given that night.
She text the next morning to apologize.
I reply with
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