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03-17-2014, 06:13 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Mar 16, 2014
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Hey it's always about niche marketing. There are lots of niches to go for. I've actually been put off by too-adventurous sounding ads and ghetto sounding ones alike. Classy and comfortable is where I'm at.
I'm rapidly getting the sense though that a few months of experience grows the palate much faster than any providers menu grows!
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03-17-2014, 07:31 PM
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Join Date: Jan 21, 2012
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Centered text is the absolute worst thing you can do. Centering is for titles and headings only. It's very hard to read and darn near impossible on an iPhone screen.
Why do some people do that thing wHerE SomE oF tHe lETterS arE rAnDomlY cAPitaLiZED?
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03-17-2014, 07:50 PM
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Cmon, these ads aren't written for hobbyists. Not anymore than facebook posts are written for people's friends. Trying to reason with a 20 yr old hooker with sage marketing and advertising advice is a waste of time 99 times out of 100. She wants to write a cute ad that shows how much fun she is, so we get seizure-inducing crap that none of us can read.
And do you really care? Really?
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03-17-2014, 07:52 PM
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Im a die hard CHANEL lover. And i would and AM fucking and sucking for it lol!!!!
#CCcertified
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But, but . . . Maybe the hearts and smileys are strategic branding rather than tactical marketing? Maybe? Lol.
Personally, I'm considering a new tactic of just standing on a corner of westheimer with a sign that says "Sexy MILF will fuck for Chanel."
That will eliminate the need for pictures and let people know I'm classy, but not pretentious.
I don't see how it could go wrong . . .
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03-17-2014, 08:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 7, 2012
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Originally Posted by enderwiggin
Cmon, these ads aren't written for hobbyists. Not anymore than facebook posts are written for people's friends. Trying to reason with a 20 yr old hooker with sage marketing and advertising advice is a waste of time 99 times out of 100. She wants to write a cute ad that shows how much fun she is, so we get seizure-inducing crap that none of us can read.
And do you really care? Really?
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The sad part is it's not just the 20 year olds. Nothing makes me laugh more than seeing the ads that scream how classy and upscale someone is and it's written in backpage hood font. It's like saying you have the same quality of food served at Uchi but using the McD or BK characters as your marketing tools. It just doesn't work.
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03-17-2014, 08:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Well, poppy, you seem to have come across an entirely new and completely undocumented phenomenon of women misrepresenting their age. This small and completely unique group of women seems to want you to believe that they're not really 45, but are actually the 28 they list in their profiles. They've gone so far as to type in fonts and colors that have the perception of youth and vigor. This is very curious behavior indeed and warrants further investigation. I look forward to your case study.
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03-17-2014, 08:46 PM
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Join Date: Jan 13, 2010
Location: Houston
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How does one set their whatever they are using so that the first letter of every word is capitalized!!
It's not just done in ads either and it drives me nuts lol.
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03-17-2014, 09:03 PM
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Join Date: Sep 28, 2012
Location: Houston
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How does one set their whatever they are using so that the first letter of every word is capitalized!!
It's not just done in ads either and it drives me nuts lol.
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Caps Are Commonly Provided to you By Samsung.
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03-17-2014, 10:23 PM
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Join Date: Nov 22, 2010
Location: Houston,TX
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Originally Posted by enderwiggin
Cmon, these ads aren't written for hobbyists. Not anymore than facebook posts are written for people's friends. Trying to reason with a 20 yr old hooker with sage marketing and advertising advice is a waste of time 99 times out of 100. She wants to write a cute ad that shows how much fun she is, so we get seizure-inducing crap that none of us can read.
And do you really care? Really?
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TFF and too true.
You guys realize how many hooktards don't read this forum and just post ads?
Or how many fucktards just look at ads and read reviews and don't give a dick about the other forums?
But y'all keep posting your standards if it makes you feel better.
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03-18-2014, 08:14 AM
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Location: houston
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Originally Posted by enderwiggin
Well, poppy, you seem to have come across an entirely new and completely undocumented phenomenon of women misrepresenting their age. This small and completely unique group of women seems to want you to believe that they're not really 45, but are actually the 28 they list in their profiles. They've gone so far as to type in fonts and colors that have the perception of youth and vigor. This is very curious behavior indeed and warrants further investigation. I look forward to your case study.
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I Tried bUt i tHinK tha ReSearCh has ruinde mi MinD ♡ ♥ ¤ ÷ ~~♡♥ thAt shIT is Contageoeous ♥♡
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03-18-2014, 10:30 AM
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My ECCIE Reviews
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03-18-2014, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan 7, 2010
Location: Colorado
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Fancy. Keep on writing girl. I totally enjoy reading your posts. Very nice to have well constructed and thought out prose with an undercurrent of tounge in cheek. Onward lassie, and horizontal is one of your better post ions in life!
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03-18-2014, 04:43 PM
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Join Date: Jun 13, 2009
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"Upscale" screams ghetto. I automatically bypass any ad using this term.
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03-18-2014, 08:46 PM
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Sounds reasonable to me Pristy - that would be a great ad title here and no danger of being hit by a car.
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Dammit. That car thing is a definite flaw in my plan.
It would make a fun ad title, I think. Good idea.
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I'm fresh out of Chanel, but I would gladly swing by with a Starbucks and bagel as a peace offering 
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That's a nice offer and one I would take you up on.
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03-19-2014, 07:28 AM
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Join Date: Jan 6, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by Pristy N
But, but . . . Maybe the hearts and smileys are strategic branding rather than tactical marketing? Maybe? Lol.
Personally, I'm considering a new tactic of just standing on a corner of westheimer with a sign that says "Sexy MILF will fuck for Chanel."
That will eliminate the need for pictures and let people know I'm classy, but not pretentious.
I don't see how it could go wrong . . .
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Baby Pristy - you're classy, sexy AND delectable!
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