Little Things

[JohnnyYanks]

Originally Posted by WTF

.... Nobody is buying it ...

Goody! More Poll results coming? I LOVE polls. Who doesn't love polls?

And this one a YES or NO poll, an ALL or NOTHING poll. Please bring on these poll results. Hurry! I can barely wait.

All those nobodies. Beautiful nobodies.

[MaxiMilyen]

Originally Posted by WTF

Maybe my point went over your pretty lil head then , just as it might have gone over FG head. Ignorance does not discriminate between the sexes. When a male points put your ignorance in some regard, it does not always mean that he thinks all women are ignorant in that regard. That is what I meant by "feminist bullshit".

So my next point is that a hooker board is a place for conducting business not crying about the plight of the female place in the universe. Some of you ladies would be much happier when that lesson is learned. You're like the religious folks coming on here and preaching about how harmful nonforced prostitution is. Nobody is buying it.


Not sure how my post proceeded Max's.

Freaky, no? LOL

Thanks for all your words o' wisdom over the years! Have an awesome, life!

[inspector farquar]

Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

Thanks for all your words o' wisdom over the years! Have an awesome, life!

Going somewhere?

[Harley Diablo]

If you ask for the first of the day and she says yes. It is all good as no body will really know.
If the lady is fresh out of the shower, hair smells good, taste great when kissing and tight enough for my medium size, and gives me the impression that she is enjoying the session with me, then I feel like I am first of the day.
Unless I want to pay her not to see anyone else for 24 hours, it is not my business what she does before I get there, and the same with me.
I have seen two providers in the span of 3 hours and neither complained so who really cares.
The clients are here for fun with a variety of ladies and the providers are here to make money.
Get over all this BS and go have some hobby fun.

[GOJC]

I didn't read all 29 pages so pardon me if I am being redundant, but if a provider sees her last client at 4am and you book for 8am as opposed to her taking a break from 12pm to 7pm wouldn't the intelligent question be to ask her to book you on an extremely low volume day where she is in control dependent on her schedule. She may have had 3 appointments one day and they all flaked so she messages you at 10pm as her only one of the day. Personally, I have seen over a dozen providers and have a SO and I can assure you that if you exercise proper hygiene no one is the wiser. If she lies to you would and says thank you so much for coming through because she had a busted day of appointments your ego will still soar. What do I know I'm only in my early thirties and have been a sex addict for 25 years, you do the math.

[HelenaIriepalomino]

I'm just wondering how a guy KNOWS he is first.

Are you requesting super early appointment thinking it means you are first?

Because I am in Vegas and my schedule as most companions is different schedule then 9-5.

If you request early AM chances are you are LAST.

Early afternoon/evening is usually the first.

But FIRST OR LAST is irrelevant.

I use condoms. I shower COMPLETELY before and after the appointment. I change lingerie and bed sheets. I do my Kegels. I am also low volume provider which means 3 or less a day but each one gets same treatment and hygiene care in between.

Some guys get off knowing they are the "first" or "only". Other guys want to hear how many guys we fucked before them and get off on it. Can either tell if they are or aren't?

We can't please everyone. Everyone can't be the first.

Do you tell the same to your doctor or personal trainer or lawyer that you want to be their first appointment of the day...

See your wife or girlfriend then. Maybe you be first then....

You men are so silly sometimes. ;0

xoxo

[WTF]

Holy chit...wtf did you ladies tell the one that asked to be first ever!:

[boardman]

Originally Posted by WTF

Holy chit...wtf did you ladies tell the one that asked to be first ever!:

My best guess is they told them...Yes
Maybe just not in so many words.

[LuckOfTheOrient]

Also a question about clarification.
Are we talking about first paid client of the day?
Or first of the day period?
Even if the escort has a boyfriend, husband, or girlfriend, wife in today's time.
Asking them to forsake their real relationship commitment for money seems extreme.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by boardman

My best guess is they told them...Yes
Maybe just not in so many words.

You mean to say they weren't indignant? Gave away their virginity for free, yet are now crying about a gent who is paying for used pussy...merely asking to be first of the day! Good Lord what is Hookerville coming to!

[MaxiMilyen]

Originally Posted by inspector farquar

Going somewhere?

Lots of places....

[inspector farquar]

Originally Posted by MaxiMilyen

Lots of places....

Well, it's been a little quiet around here since you split. A little advance warning next time please?

[inspector farquar]

Oh, and look (below) ... I'm "Old-T Approved" now!

[burkalini]

If it's clean, smells good, looks good who gives a fuck if your the first or not. It's not like she hasn't been fucked before. It's not like you haven't fucked before. Hit it like it's your last time and get the fuck out.

[Guest110516]

I'm bored, so what the hell...

In terms of the original post, my understanding is the who's-on-first part (yes, this is an Abbot and Costello reference) was an example. A shorter version of the original question is: What other reasonable requests set you off in such an unreasonable way? The question can still be perceived as offensive because it assumes the request is reasonable and the response is unreasonable. Anyway, here is my attempt at a non-offensive version of the question...

What really sets you off where your response seems surprising to your client?

Don't know if that will work, but the point is that the client seems to think it's not a big deal, but the provider does.