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Old 07-05-2012, 08:15 AM   #286
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MAX thanks so much for the Intel. While your answer is 100% correct it would have been next to impossible for me to tell my hospital story! LOL

It was a really funny story, but did remind me of my poor disabled rabbit. My rabbit is my friend and I long for it to be the same as it was when it first came into my life. A while back he was involved in an "earth shaking incident" which occurred during a Double Trouble performance, and while I did administer first aid as best I could, my knowledge of rabbit anatomy is limited to "pushing it's buttons" and there was just not much I could do.

The good news is, he's not totally outta commission and can still make his way in and out of a "rabbit hole" while still providing good vibrations.

The bad news is......his clittle limb is paralyzed!


Anyone know a good rabbit doc?


I would like to draw attention to Max as being one of the most respected, hottest providers on ECCIE. Again, thank you Max!

....awww...ya made my day!....thanks so much!
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Old 07-05-2012, 08:31 AM   #287
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SL, looks like you've avoided this thread. So, I'll bring it here...
SL, how long without sex is too long?
(http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=489118)

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Old 07-05-2012, 11:05 AM   #288
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SL, looks like you've avoided this thread. So, I'll bring it here...
SL, how long without sex is too long?
(http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=489118)

As a full time hobbyist.... 5 times a week. I get week ends off. I also get two weeks’ vacation per year. So to keep that pace I need to sometimes work (Hobby) weekends and double up. So the answer is 3 days but mostly because it starts screwing with my batting average. One SO and two ATF'S help keep my numbers on track with plenty of time to search for new talent!
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Old 07-05-2012, 02:06 PM   #289
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Just need a few more to hit the top five.... Ijs.
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Old 07-05-2012, 05:11 PM   #290
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Just need a few more to hit the top five.... Ijs.
I really like your attitude!
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Old 07-05-2012, 07:32 PM   #291
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I really like your attitude!
YOU CAN DO IT!
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Old 07-05-2012, 09:18 PM   #292
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OK SL, 3 people go into a hotel to rent a room. The deskclerk says "that will be $30". A little while later he thinks that is too much to charge for the room so he gives the bellboy $5 to give back. On the way up to the room the bellboy thinks how an I going to divide $5 evenly so he decides to give each person $1 back and keep $2 for himself. The people original paid $10 a pice for the room. The got $1 back so that means they spent $9 each on the room. 3 X $9 = $27 plus the $2 dollars the bellboy kept equals $29 so where is the other dollar.
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Old 07-05-2012, 11:29 PM   #293
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Actually the intended price was 25.00 not 30 split 3 ways would be 8.33 per person plus the five given back would make thirty. they each got shorted $0.667 by the bellhop plus their buck each. Aint math a hoot!!!!
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Old 07-06-2012, 12:33 AM   #294
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Wait just a DAMN minute! Lets work into this SLOWLY!

The next day....

The House Had: $25.00
The Bellaman Had: $2.00
Each Person Paid: $9.00 or total for the room: $27.00

Moral of the story... use a credit card and fuck that money grubbing bellman!
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Old 07-06-2012, 10:37 AM   #295
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In the beginning...or which came first?

We often hear about the world's oldest profession.


Which came first? The ladies of the profession or clients?





some answers you just can't find in books
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Old 07-06-2012, 01:00 PM   #296
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In the beginning...or which came first?

We often hear about the world's oldest profession.


Which came first? The ladies of the profession or clients?


some answers you just can't find in books
Excellent question TCB. The answer is "The Client". Let me explain. While I try not to get religious so as to not offend anyone, but this most certainly goes all the way back to Adam & Eve.

Adam was just kicking back in the Garden of Eden. Bored out of his mind. So he cried out to God and said, "I'm lonely has hell, how about a companion?” God replied “yes, I see you are very lonely. So here is what I'm going to do, I'm going to give you this young lady to share your life.” Adam says “that’s great!” God then replies,” there is a catch Adam... you will have to give up one eye, one ear, one leg, one arm, one kidney and one of your balls. Let me show you what she looks like Adam...”


Adam thinks for a minutes and says, "what can I get for a rib?" The rest is history. The man / client came first!

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Old 07-06-2012, 01:55 PM   #297
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If you had to choose 5 porn stars you could only bang for the rest of your life, who would they be an why? Show your work please LOL
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If you had to choose 5 porn stars you could only bang for the rest of your life, who would they be an why? Show your work please LOL
1)Sasha Grey (When I want to be mystified!)
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5) Bree Olsen (When I want the girl next door!)
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Should any not be able to preform their duties, I would call in:

6) Sabrina Maree (You have to have a RED HEAD!)
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well played sir.. well played... ::golf clap::
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Old 07-06-2012, 06:45 PM   #300
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Excellent question TCB. The answer is "The Client". Let me explain. While I try not to get religious so as to not offend anyone, but this most certainly goes all the way back to Adam & Eve.

Adam was just kicking back in the Garden of Eden. Bored out of his mind. So he cried out to God and said, "I'm lonely has hell, how about a companion?” God replied “yes, I see you are very lonely. So here is what I'm going to do, I'm going to give you this young lady to share your life.” Adam says “that’s great!” God then replies,” there is a catch Adam... you will have to give up one eye, one ear, one leg, one arm, one kidney and one of your balls. Let me show you what she looks like Adam...”


Adam thinks for a minutes and says, "what can I get for a rib?" The rest is history. The man / client came first!
its not exactly how eye would put it, but ahem, .
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