The thread Ikes been waiting for....

[keri2114]

"Find an Indy that comes close to me in Nola, there are very, very few.... if any....*"

Wow, should I be insulted? Lol.. Nah, I'm good...

[disilene]

Originally Posted by Old Horn Dog

For those of you who have trouble translating:

"I'm NOT bat-shit crazy"= I am COMPLETELY bat-shit cra-cray!

"I am a little spitfire... I will NOT back down"= I have never been wrong in my life. Ever. About anything.

"You know who you are"= I can't remember how everyone I'm mad at spells his or her board handle.

"I knew I was better than BP in 6 weeks of this work."= Some people don't learn real fast. Others might be mistaken in the lessons they think they've learned (see: "never been wrong" above)

"If this is the only board you belong too, I will not see you. PERIOD!!! No exceptions!!!"= Much as those of us who are members might regret it, it may be time to give up our TER & USA-SG memberships & just have ECCIE...

"My rates went up... and I've had the best month ever"= Must've fooled one rich dumb-ass into an overnight or toured places where her reputation hasn't preceded her

"Seeing clientele that doesn't try to 'get their money's worth'"= several potential translations: no right-thinking man would ever disagree w/the dollar-value I've placed on my vagina (see: "never been wrong" above); yes, you're the one paying but what you ask for is irrelevant (see: "never bee--" oh, never mind); I found some submissive pushovers who had big wallets

"Find an Indy that comes close to me in Nola, there are very, very few.... if any...."= NONE of your local girls is as cra-cray as I am!

"Then back off to the East Coast to Chicago"= If playing her in Trivial Pursuit, you have a decent shot of beating her to the blue wedgie

"I hired an assistant"= I won't lose calls b/c I sound bat-shit crazy--I can wait until they show up for the appointment when it's too late!

"This is the last post I will ever put on a Nola board"= Unless/until I'm banned, I will compulsively post--my psychological make-up (see "never been wrong" above) also requires to me have the last word. Always.

Too fucking funny!!!

[Guest082215]

OHD - that was classic!!!

LFG

[skeeter]

I do have one question ..... Before she was banned this last time ...
Wasn't Taylor ( with her over the top intelligence ) going into the private business sector and also taking chemo ... So she was retiring and leaving us all "wanting " .....

Why then is she traveling and becoming the countries premier provider ????

Did I miss something ????

[stavinChain]

Taylor Love:

"Also, a little business venture fell into my lap that I am pursuing.... I am looking at opening something, possibly 2 locations within a few months of each other..."

[jl11]

I guess if I'd of followed the other shit months back this might make some bit of sense.

[essayman]

Originally Posted by jl11

I guess if I'd of followed the other shit months back this might make some bit of sense.

NAH !!!! You can't make sense out of nonsense.

essayman

[herbalist]

After reading that, I'm actually embarrassed for Tay Tay.

P.S. I meant to blow my load in your hair.