LMFAO!!! How many of our lovely provders does this apply to???

[Guest101314]

LMAO! WTF!!!! hahahahahah

[Jdriller]

Keep in internal (cim) then nothing on the face, nothing on the sheets/comforter. Jus be sure to continue the deed until every last drop or drip has been consumed before the release. The sensation of continued sucking aftet the main cum event is sometimes more entense than the main event. and not near as messy that way. and it s good for your complexion

[Keyzer Soze]

Originally Posted by Jdriller

Keep in internal (cim) then nothing on the face, nothing on the sheets/comforter. Jus be sure to continue the deed until every last drop or drip has been consumed before the release. The sensation of continued sucking aftet the main cum event is sometimes more entense than the main event. and not near as messy that way. and it s good for your complexion

Agree with Driller,experienced this yesterday afternoon,although sensitive the pleasure was very much worth it, and to top it off no spit,swallowed it all, looked up at me and smiled........

As for a facial have fantasized about it,but yet to go through with it.

[Dakota123]

Originally Posted by XOXO Karla

I've never had a guy cum on my face... I'm scared of it getting in my eye*.*

OMG that happened to me!!! I couldn't see out of that eye for about 1 1/2 days....! It was red and irritated.... no COF for me!

[SofaKingFun]

TFF! What a coincidence...I almost put an eye out last night while on the receiving-end of an absolutely incredible oralinging The fact that she "loved" performing said act rang true in that it wasn't so much the destination, but rather the journey and all the insanely wonderful things experienced along the way. A-freaking-mazing.

Anyway, as we neared our final destination the studly Captain turned on the Fasten Seat Belts sign and requested that all seats and tray tables be placed in their full, upright, and locked positions....and we closed-in on the runway.

The Fearless Captain brought the planes wheels down finally making contact with the tarmac and proceeded to get the hot, speeding, vessel slowed down and stopped safely from its long, hot, journey...when suddenly, a voice was heard over the roar of the noisy, slowing, vessel, on the intercom, "Uhh captain, upon touchdown, (name witheld) lost the handle on the main Love tube and some sort of liquid substance was jettisoned into the direction of (name witheld)'s face...and reports indicate that she was struck in the right eye"

"Oh no...How bad is it? Is she..Is she...?" , asked our concerned, handsome and charming Captain

"Captain, we fear the worst...", said the anonymous crewmember

"Dammit! You girls are professionals! We each have our assignments that we are responsible for. Mine being the safety of everyone aboard this vessel as well as keeping this vessel under control, on time, and landed safely in each and every port.

Yours? Well you've been trained on how to properly jettison pressurized liquids and discharges such as these under extreme and stressful conditions and your expected to carry your tasks out to completion..and if you cannot perform your duties as expected, then by God, we will have to find one that will. If you lose focus for a split second, people get injured.." the well-hung Captain barked..

"Has she reached Pirate-stage, yet?", He asked, looking over to his co-pilot who was about to burst into laughter.

(a loud, female "Arrrr!" noise heard in the background and the co-pilot, couldn't hold it back any longer, threw off his earphones/microphone and doubled-over in uncontrollable laughter)

"Yes Captain" a different female voice replied. "She's showing all of the signs. Shoulders and back hunched over... Eye squeenched shut...Teeth clenched...Pirate voice and the all-too-familiar, Blind Pirate On A Surfboard-hands ..

She's Pirate Critical, Captain...", she stated.

"Very well, get her to triage and have them get that eye unstuck and her all cleaned-up...and bring a towel into the cockpit too, please?...this was an amazing journey but a messy, messy, landing....

Captain SKF... Over and out. Over."

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