Incall Accomodations

[beechguy]

+1 on the candles. I think when their biggest benefit for me is when I walk into an incall and some candles are going it shows the provider gives a shit and is making an effort towards a pleasant experience!

[searchthelimits]

Unscented option is critical for some of us regardless what it is or where it is used. Odor is hard to mask and sometimes even detect before returning home. But a new nose can have great abilities to smell something new or different.

[b@ileythepistol]

i have never been asked to provide toothbrushes or deodorant.. i have soap and clean towels i offer a shower or whatever they want to do to clean up before and after if they would like.... i don't mind bringing loation or baby oil for a massage but i really don't keep it on me at all times. If i had a apartment incall i would probably keep lots of oils lubes and other stuff at my incall but since i have to bring it to the hotel when in my home town i only bring stuff apon request

[LoveWomen]

1) Clean fresh body,

Especially the naughty bits.

2) Clean Room,

no smoking, no chicken bones laying around,
clothes hung up or tucked away.

3) Bed made neatly,

Really Dude, we know what you just did with your last customer on that bed,
but damn, don't rub our nose in it.

At least Straighten the sheets and bedspread, and fluff the pillows.

PS:

A corollary to the no smoking, unscented is probably most comfortable.
Clients clothes should not come home to wife soaked with scent...

[KCSmutMonkey]

Mmmm, nothing says sexy like gnawed-on chicken bones. LOL

I would add, no Jerry Springer on the TV. Yes, I have had to ask someone to turn it off during the session.

[Lovelyallison]

Originally Posted by LeilaniBebe

I caught a guy using my toothbrush once

So now I provide those cheap travel toothbrushes with toothpaste already on them.

Also mouthwash, bottled water, baby wipes, hand sanitizer, men's bodywash, unscented dove bar soap, & breath mints.

Did I forget anything?

add some wine, candles/oil diffusers, extra linen to switch out between guests, soft music, & the obvious shower & you can't go wrong!

Ladies, Instead of baby wipes I found these cool wipes made specifically for adults. They are found in the condom section made by Playtex called Fresh & Sexy, for the guys that don't want their member smelling like powder lol. A lot of my guests enjoy them because of their light scent & the fact that they're not as wet/moist as baby wipes.

[scootersden]

1. Not driving into the DMZ and worrying the whole time that our wheels are being parted out!

2. Not having to step over big piles of clothes that look like they belong elsewhere (laundry)

3. A casual environment - being rushed drives me absolutely bat shit crazy!
(we all like the foreplay and DFK when we enter....just not the autobahn)

4. Massage is a nice way to get the party started. Even if the bed is the massage table.

5. The warm towel after the "smile" is a big +++ (We all love that)

6. A cold drink (water or other) is nice....usually very appreciated and remembered.

I'll think of more....but let's leave it at that for now!

[clusterlizard]

A can of frosting.

Originally Posted by DestinyInKC

What is it that you like for a provider to have available when you come to her incall?
I know the usual.. condoms, lube, and something to clean up with (I provide baby wipes and a shower.)

But a client recently told me that I'd be surprised what some providers DON'T offer...he said he has been to some who don't even offer a baby wipe or towel to clean up with after.

So since I offer baby wipes, and shower.. I was thinking, what else could I provide that would help accommodate the clients needs better??

Deodorant? Body wash (other than the hotel version), cologne..
Unscented, scented, or a little of both?
Do you ever wish you could just drop off your favorite type of soap and deodorant and leave it with the provider and know that it will be available for you anytime you see her...Kinda like your own little stash that nobody else would ever use? Or do you prefer to do all that on your own or just use what she has with her...

Just trying to think of other ways to keep your guy's trips easier to go back to the office or back home to the wife. I am open to suggestions from all of you men or providers who have maybe tried this or have ideas as well.

[Enchanterlingum]

Originally Posted by DestinyInKC

Well if you know of a place I can take some classes let me know lol

Youtube. I've probably spent more hours watching massage and chiropractic videos on YT than what it would have taken to get a degree.

[Enchanterlingum]

Originally Posted by KCSmutMonkey

I would add, no Jerry Springer on the TV. Yes, I have had to ask someone to turn it off during the session.

No doubt. My hypervigilance does not allow for tv and sexytime at the same time. I think one time I had a date where Law & Order was on. I had to turn it off.

[AllThisMeat]

Originally Posted by DestinyInKC

What is it that you like for a provider to have available when you come to her incall?
I know the usual.. condoms, lube, and something to clean up with (I provide baby wipes and a shower.)

But a client recently told me that I'd be surprised what some providers DON'T offer...he said he has been to some who don't even offer a baby wipe or towel to clean up with after.

So since I offer baby wipes, and shower.. I was thinking, what else could I provide that would help accommodate the clients needs better??

Deodorant? Body wash (other than the hotel version), cologne..
Unscented, scented, or a little of both?
Do you ever wish you could just drop off your favorite type of soap and deodorant and leave it with the provider and know that it will be available for you anytime you see her...Kinda like your own little stash that nobody else would ever use? Or do you prefer to do all that on your own or just use what she has with her...

Just trying to think of other ways to keep your guy's trips easier to go back to the office or back home to the wife. I am open to suggestions from all of you men or providers who have maybe tried this or have ideas as well.

My favorite girl to play with lately has a process after we're done playing... she'll have me wait for her and she applies a hot towel and soap... then rinses it out and comes back to clear everything off. Then she gives me a little taste test/mouth-hug... Not only is it relaxing but I don't go home with any strange hairs, scents or anything like that.

I don't like to shower at a provider's place... I'm very particular with my hygiene and moisturizing my skin. I like an incall to be non-smoking whenever possible because the smell is simply distracting. Lighting, I like it a little brighter than some seem to... then again, I like to see who I'm playing with... unless she's not really that attractive then dim lights are best.

I prefer ladies to smell nice but not have any heavy fragrances or makeup to transfer. And by all means, please avoid using glittery lotions or body shimmer stuff. I call it stripper-dust because that glitter gets everywhere and makes you look like you've been hugging up on strippers all night haha

Outside of that, I bring my own condoms when I come to an incall and if I'm going to be drinking there, I'll bring a bottle of water or wine with me.

[AllThisMeat]

Honestly, I don't know why more ladies don't do an apartment incall more often. Outside of the initial costs being a bit higher going in, I still think you're getting a better rate by doing an apartment for a month than renting a hotel for a couple of weeks.

[super_delfin00]

Porn on the TV

[Guest011214]

this is a good topic.....if I did outcalls it would be a pain lugging stuff around....I guess u could have a little carry on type bag
thanks for saying about the shimmer lotions....I didn't think about it getting on you and sticking! oops
I always offer a drink first and a bottle of water to go....
I have mens shampoo and body wash. I use the unscented baby wipes...but the aloe is nice. always a warm, wet washcloth that I use to gently clean him up.
but cmon guys...whats next? a steak and lobster dinner first? lol

[Rodneykc]

Originally Posted by LeilaniBebe

I caught a guy using my toothbrush once

So now I provide those cheap travel toothbrushes with toothpaste already on them.

Also mouthwash, bottled water, baby wipes, hand sanitizer, men's bodywash, unscented dove bar soap, & breath mints.

Did I forget anything?

This is the perfect list. I hate those tiny little bars of soap that hotel/motels provide.