Low Volume?

[richcran]

c'mon finish it.........when life gives you acorns.......get a nut!!! lmao

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Zoey

Well, when life gives you acorns..

... you get ankle-mauled by the saber-tooth squirrel from the Ice Age movies?

[Carl]

Originally Posted by richcran

c'mon finish it.........when life gives you acorns.......get a nut!!! lmao

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.

[meldrick]

. . . they grow into a mighty oak, just like Carl!

I think low volume means 1 or 2, just so you can barely hear it but it won't wake the baby.

[Carl]

but does high volume mean that it goes to 10 .... or to 11?

[PeAcH]

Originally Posted by Zoey

& low volume is definitely very subjective. Sometimes I go months without seeing a client - out of personal choice. This is not how I make a living - it's just another way of living life on the wild side

I am the same way. I see at the most 3 people a week, and sometimes go a month or two without seeing anybody. This is more pleasure and fun with encounters than my steady income, cause it is not steady and has highs and lows and I don't feel comfortable with the fluctuation as it being my main source of income.

Anyways back on topic..
My opinion of "low volume" may not be someone else opinion of it.
To consider what is low volume has not to be made in the provider's eye, but the clientele.

What do you guys consider "high volume" to "low volume" ?

[Zoey]

Originally Posted by richcran

c'mon finish it.........when life gives you acorns.......get a nut!!! lmao

I prefer the term.. "bust a nut".. and I'm sure you do, too..

[Zoey]

Originally Posted by Carl

... you get ankle-mauled by the saber-tooth squirrel from the Ice Age movies?

You know, I'm really not certain what all the fuss is about in regards to gosh damn Ice Age. It annoys the shit out of me. Maybe it's just the fact that the "Everybody Loves Raymond" dude is the main voiceover.. or the fact that I was stuck on a 13 hour flight.. hoping that a good movie would captivate at least 2 hours of my time. Nope. No dice. Ice Age was what I got.

Ahh.. I'm really not an uptight bitch. I blame the full moon

[Carl]

It could have been worse. You could have been stuck with the Rock in Tooth Fairy.

[Carl]

Originally Posted by meldrick

. . . they grow into a mighty oak, just like Carl!
.

That reminds me. I was going to buy a mistletoe belt buckle one time until somebody told me that mistletoe only grows on dead wood.

[txtraveler07]

Originally Posted by PeAcH

What do you guys consider "high volume" to "low volume" ?

I guess it doesn't matter to me unless I can tell. If you aren't fresh and clean, if it feels like making love to a lubed up slip and slide or if I bump into another guy coming out of your apartment, I've got a problem. Otherwise, I'm happy.

I mean, all you ladies are having more sex than me. If not, you're operating a failing business.

[Guest061511-2]

I brought this up a while back. I liked kosher cowboys response the best. Kosher wherever you are please correct me if I botch this up. It was something like this...if a girl sees 3 guys a week or 8 guys a week the number is up in the 100's per year. At that point...is there really much difference? The money averages out to the same because low volume usually = higher rates. Higher volume= lower rates. And sometimes girls say they are low volume, charge more and still see 7 or 8 clients a week. People lie but if you are a good provider a client will never know! My 2 cents!

[KosherCowboy]

Originally Posted by BritneyBangs

I brought this up a while back. I liked kosher cowboys response the best. Kosher wherever you are please correct me if I botch this up. It was something like this...if a girl sees 3 guys a week or 8 guys a week the number is up in the 100's per year. At that point...is there really much difference?

Korrekt


The money averages out to the same because low volume usually = higher rates. Higher volume= lower rates. And sometimes girls say they are low volume, charge more and still see 7 or 8 clients a week. People lie but if you are a good provider a client will never know! My 2 cents!

And correct again

' Low volume' in an ad is like hearing a car dealer say ' have I got a deal for you!' It's BS. Low volume in one day times one week times one month times one year times number of years in business; yeah; adds up. Let's not forget the guys who ladies fuck on the side ( or blow) as well, add them in to the picture ( many of them BBFS/Creampie SO's) you've got a lady with hundreds and hundreds of loads blown in them. For those reasons when I see low volume I ignore it. Brit is correct in her summation that people lie and that the good providers can book em back to back, run a factory and if they do it right the john will never know. Believe it or not, the factory ladies often have their times down to a science, its the ' few appointments a week type' that often mess things up and get the flat tires, visiting moms arriving from Fairbanks, AK at the last second etc. etc. who have to cancel. Sorry, I should not knock the great State of Alaska as our next President might just be from there, the kurrent joker in office and his friends from NV and CA are one of the reasons the low and high volume providers are often all low volume these days and struggling to pay the bills as the johns kontinue to be taxed up the tushy and have less to spend on all providers, low or high volume.

I chose between two providers a few weeks ago. One was newer, has probably been porked about 10000 times less than the other one who has been providing services for over 10 years. The seasoned lady was more responsive, easier to book, didn't feed me any BS lines or claim to be the 1st cousin of the Virgin Mary. She was clean and fresh and provided to me the 30 minutes of time with multi bells I wanted. I don't care one bit about volume, I care about the 15-30-60 min session that I book and if that lady cleaned herself out prior and had a good attitude, how many guys she fucked before I came along is irrelevant to my time...

All I ask is at the minimum even if they don't fully shower is that a lady at least cleanses her privates prior to my arrival and gets out either the smell of latex or any remnants of the prior john's deposit....

[richcran]

Originally Posted by Carl

That reminds me. I was going to buy a mistletoe belt buckle one time until somebody told me that mistletoe only grows on dead wood.

I'm no scientist, but I think this is incorrect. Misteltoe is a parasite that attaches itself to a living thing to survive......go get the belt buckle.....you deserve it!!!

and Zoey.....I don't know......kinda silly but to say bust and think of my nuts kinda makes me cringe.......but to hear YOU say bust after seeing some of your pics does kinda intrigue me.........hmmmmmmm

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by KosherCowboy

' Low volume' in an ad is like hearing a car dealer say ' have I got a deal for you!' It's BS. Low volume in one a day times one week times one month times one year times number of years in business; yeah; adds up. Let's not forget the guys who ladies fuck on the side ( or blow) as well, add them in to the picture ( many of them BBFS/Creampie SO's) you've got a lady with hundreds and hundreds of loads blown in them......

All I ask is at the minimum even if they don't fully shower is that a lady at least cleanses her privates prior to my arrival and gets out either the smell of latex or any remnants of the prior john's deposit....

So if you take it at to the next level..... factor in the "low volume guys she sees at say... 4 ladies a year...... plus 1 SO/civvy relationship

1 a day, 5 days a week for only 3 weeks out of the month...

180 Dates....

Each Guy sees 4 ladies a year.... Lets assume each is "lowER" volume and only see 3 guys a week.. (108 Dates)

So the avg guy seeing 3 OTHER gals a year was exposed to at least 324 other "interactions" when he saw the "1 a day " girl....

Put these numbers off on the "1 a day girl".....

and she is exposed to 180 * 324 = 58,320 possible situations between two people where something might have went wrong....

Factor a couple of more "levels" of interactions into the mix.... 1 or two higher volume girls.....

Now my brain hurts.....

And people think I'm foolish for preferring longer term relationships?


Just thinking about it makes ya wanna invest in a PocketPussy....

If they would just come up with a cure for HIV we could all go back to SportFucking..... Catch the bug, drop 20lbs quick... get a shot......

ahh... for the good ole days...