eye patch..

[jokacz]

Reminds me of the joke about the blind prostitute; you had to hand it to her.

[cowboy8055]

I'd go with C. It wouldn't be a big deal with me. I'd ask what happened but wouldn't push it.

[Always Horny]

Originally Posted by anita germane

after posting the above..i thought bout it..pink eye came to mind..so i get what u saying..
but lets keep this lite..and say scratched cornea..

Pink eye is extremely contagious. So, yeah, I would ask what is up to make sure there won't be an issue. Though, if she did have something contagious, she should always be canceling her appointments.

Plus, certain eye injuries require you to remain passive and NOT raise your blood pressure, because that can cause irreversible eye damage to an injured eye. Somehow I think physical activities followed by orgasms is not the way to keep your blood pressure low... So, I would not want to take part in causing a provider to go blind.

[Always Horny]

Originally Posted by Tiger

This one is f------- hot!

[JohnnyCap]

I would be turned off if it was just for show, so if I liked her I wouldn't ask. There'd have to be some pirate jokes, including an 'Ahoy Matey' at climax.

[vm1200]

I had an eye injury a while back and wore an eye patch for about 2 yrs. but not an oridinary medical patch. no no no that wasn't going to cut it for me. i actually had a collection of them from black leather to snake skin. I'm a big guy, shaved head, gotee total biker look, with an eye patch. and a fist full of skull rings and a necklace made of thumbcuffs. interesting observation was that men would be very intimidated by my look. women would yell out "are you a pirate" (usually in drinking establishments) but otherwise woman in a normal state of mind would caustiously ask me what happened. most interesting is watching people try not to look at the patch when i was talking with them lol I still keep the eye patches and i put them on from time to time when I'm out just for the effect.

If i met someone with a patch, having been there myself, i would ask what happened and show some empethy and share my eye patch story. then i'd tell them where to buy some cool ass eye patches. i even carried a monical with me so I could read with my good eye instead of putting on reading glasses over the eye patch. it was a riot when i was out to see people react to that. especially when i was riding my motorycle with the eyepatch.

[vm1200]

ohh almost forgot the most fun part, sometimes when my eye was near healed, when i was out, i would go to the mens room and come back out with the patch on the other eye. People would look but never say anything lololol that was a f'g riot !

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by JohnnyCap

I would be turned off if it was just for show, so if I liked her I wouldn't ask. There'd have to be some pirate jokes, including an 'Ahoy Matey' at climax.

"Thar he blows" might be more appropriate at climax.

[misterbig9.5]

anita if you have one then I waited long enough I will make the call or PM please say yes!!

[Frankie Fine]

Originally Posted by Always Horny

This one is f------- hot!

Just need a bedroom like this ...

[Tiger]

Yo-Ho, Avast ye Matey!

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

I'd actually take Daryl Hannah out of all of em' .

Originally Posted by Tiger

if you showed up at a provviders local..and she was wearing an eye patch throughout the whole of the visit..

a. would you immediately leave.. I would expect to be informed ahead of time... still wouldn't stop me from stopping by
b stay and make pirate jokes.. Yup! Be Prep-arrrr-ed
c. act like it didnt bother you and stay then write a review about the
pirate provider.. Reviews done on demand only (or if it would be a no- I'd review that, but so far that has not happened)
d..would you keep asking her what the heck she was hiding under there
and make her tell ya in order to move forward with the visit.. Eyepatches aren't a big deal.. they can be sexy







Just for you, Nita...